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How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss.

How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss.

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How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms? bear

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit.

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What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*

What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*

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He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata.

He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes

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Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out.

Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out.

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What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty

What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them

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All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer

All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

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I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito.

I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.

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So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it.

So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it.

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Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm

Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me

Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone

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"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented

"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels

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What is your best "Yo mama" joke?

What is your best "Yo mama" joke?

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My house is really small until I can't find my phone.

My house is really small until I can't find my phone.

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ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what

ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something

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ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I

ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung

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Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel.

Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel.

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"Update the Force, young Skywalker" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi.

"Update the Force, young Skywalker" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they were both stuck up cunts.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they were both stuck up cunts.

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Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash

Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger

[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow.

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