Jizz

he said i could lose a few pounds, i said [f]uck off

gonewild

He's the runt, they said. He's been abandoned, they said. Let me tell you something: he can take care of himself! [NSFW text]

cats

Set them (f)ree they said, you'll get comments and PMs they said...

gonewild, gonewildcurvy

Get a job doing something you love they said... Your work will be enjoyable they said. [NSFW]

funny

My ex said she hates her tits and said you could be the judge. So [f]olks?

gonewild

"I'm not gonna be one of THOSE moms" she said. "No poop or barf on MY instagram," she said...

childfree

Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...

funny

M girl(f)riend said i could post this. She didn't think I would. GW said you guys may like it more

gonewildcurvy, gonewild

Roomate walked into my room after shooting up and said "I think something was wrong with my rig...or my shit..." And now has a huge mark on his arm. Any idea wtf he just did to himself? He said he didn't miss. Looks like a massive bruise that came instant

opiates

Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels so much better, this is an additional post from last week's

gonewild

Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....

funny

Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she" is pretty hot

Sissies

The truth of the assertion "women are inferior" is relative to context and conditional, this is why you can't say it that fast. If it is said by an inferior man, it is false; but if it is said by a superior Man, it is true.

maledom

"Hey, future husband, look at this!" she said, "save this gif so you can show it to our future children when they turn 18, so they can feel proud of their mother and their father!" she said.

maledom

Improved physics, they said.. Unique first-person experience, they said.. (NSFW)

subrosa

Post more pix they said. To the (f)ront page you go, they said

gonewild

TIL: Before kids said 'Tits out for the boys' in clubs, they said 'DANK MEMES FOR OBAMA!!!!111!!'

circlejerk

Take Pictures she said. Fist me more she said.

wifesharing

She said he said Izod

ladybonersgw

She said yes. I said wow

sexycougar, cumsluts

Work from home they said, you'll be productive they said...

MassiveCock

GO PLAY COMMUNITY THEY SAID, EXACTLY THE SAME THEY SAID

tf2

Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing this right?! ?

gonewild

I said, ‘What you like about me?’ He said, ‘That your ass [f]at’

kinksters_gone_wild, gonewildcurvy, gonewildchubby, pawg

[f] daddy said to show you my pussy. My pussy is jusr for his cock, but he said anyone that wants to can fill up my ass!

gonewild

One of my boy[f]riend's new friends said I should post him here. He said I could for my birthday but he might make me delete it so take it all in while you can! :p

MassiveCock

Like I said before. The game of shadow in my face would be posted in here, never said when, but now I appreciate and I'm very happy to have more than 1000 followers. Kisses

u_LatinSandyFox

I went on a date with a guy I met at work. He said he had a present for me. It was a roll of tape. Then he did this and wanted to put his thing in me because he said I deserved it, but I didn’t want to do anything at first and thought we were going to see

Misogynyfetish, DegradingHoles, womenintrouble

Friend said she shared with a few other guys, said I'd share with a few more

jobuds

She said she's going to take a few months break......... Does this mean we won't get any new photos for a while......? She said she's writing a book..... Lol.... I got doubts that will happen....

lvangel69

My Best Guy Friend Told Me a Dirty Joke Today said I Looked Very Fertile. He said a blonde with very thin Waist and Curvy Ass Make Guys Want to Put a Baby Inside me... Is It True?

gonewild

skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said

Sissies

When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake up in his kitchen. "Don't panic bro!" he said "I just need you to call school pretending you're my mom, and tell them I'm sick today"

bodyswap

"this is better" i said looking down at my new body "good choice of hop dude" i said to my friend who found this body "ready to go then?" we were just about to leave the club when we found some good hops,.

bodyswap

"uh.. uh what the hell's happening" I said confused as the girl I just whistled to walked away with my body. "hey come back" I said but she was already gone, my mind forced me to continue walking home. I forgot all about my previous life as I got home and

bodyswap

[#1] I was going up the stairs to my apartment when I bumped into this girl, we both fell on the ground. When I came too I saw my own body stand up in front of me. "finally i'm a guy again" he said "good luck with that, your cursed now" my body said as it

bodyswap

"And then he said 'OMG your boobs are out' and I said 'You're not from round here, are you?"

AltBoobWorld

"Why did i have to shapeshift into this girl again" he said from his new female form. "Come on i cant get a girlfriend and using your shapeshifting abilities is the best alternative.... and you cant say you don't like this" he said then smirked at him/her

bodyswap

"wait.. where am i" i said as the sun flooded my vision, one moment i was at home and the next i was on the curb. My new long hair flowing down "whats… whats going on?" i said looking down at myself.

bodyswap

[Mind alteration #2/4] "I like you way more like this, here ill let you enjoy yourself" he said grinning as he turned my horniness up, he typed in something which made me compelled the strip. "fuck i feel so hot" i said involuntarily as i stripped for him

bodyswap

"this isn't funny" i said to my friend as he pushed me into the barmaid "you know how my possession powers work its not fun" i blushed red. then one of other maids tapped me on my shoulder "Mikami whats going on?" she said. I tried to get out of her body

AnimePossession

"Well," Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" "Wet." He said truthfully.

rearpussy, GirlsShowering, Bathing, GreatView, FromBelowView, u_geminiplaya

I said but i have to go to work Mistress. She said tough go as you are

chastity

She said, hi and I said, hello

CockRing, cockrings, DicksOnDisplay, Balls

Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?

WomenBendingOver

"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all curvy you said!"

bondagehumor

When he'd said "post blowjob" she'd thought he meant "after the blowjob" and said "Sure."

bondagehumor, NSFWPersonalChest