Jizz

Take a nice photo they said. You look good they said. NSFW

funny

They said I couldn't make it. They said my shorts weren't short enough. Well look at my thighs now,mahh

Sexy

Post topless hippies they said, everyone up votes topless hippies they said. [NSFW]

pics

Get a dog they said. It'll be cute they said. (NSFW)

aww, funny

Come to our party, they said. It won't be a sausage fest, they said. [NSFW]

pics

"Bath the cat" He said... "You'll be fine!" He said...

pics

Be a bird they said, it'll be fun they said.

cringepics

Please no more bullying, friendos! Today, at school some guy came over to me and hit my sandwich out of my hand. 'lol' i said but he said that we're friends and i believe him im kind of in with the popular crowd we play D&D sometimes y'all should hang

LeagueOfMemes

[M]y Ex-GF said I have no ass and i need to shave it - I said no. What do you think ?

gonewild

I have a new thing when visiting other countries, I said i would do it and everyone said I don't have the bollocks.

pics

I’m at the top of my class, my professor said. The final is in the exact same format as our other exams, my professor said. She could’ve bought me a drink first. (NSFW)

AdviceAnimals

"Pose for this stock photo," they said. "What could go wrong," they said.

funny

She said her butt is "meh" I disagreed and said, "let's ask the internet"

RealGirls

Have a kid they said, it'll be such a blessing they said. (Nsfw poop)

pics

Go wakeboard, they said ! It will be fun, they said !

watersports

Give Facebook another chance, they said. It's not that bad, they said...

facepalm

"Have a baby," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "No, thanks," I say. (x-post from r/WTF)

childfree

Go diving for lobster they said, it'll be fun they said, fuck you moray.

pics

Just one beer they said, don't worry they said. [Nsfw]

funny

Fabric dye said "stir constantly for 30 minutes." I said "to hell with that."

lifehacks

I said "Don't send me pictures of monkey dicks! Pictures of monkey dicks trigger my PTSD!" and she said "OMG! Did something happen to you?" nsfw because title.

funny

[NSFW] Go to chatroulette they said, it will be fun they said

funny

My teacher said my skirt was too short, so he made me take it off and do my class on the floor in front of his desk...then he said he wanted to see me later...do you know what happened...?

slutsincollege

I was happy when my wife said I was amazing in bed last night, but then confused when when said "especially in second round." Where the f is my shotgun!

funny

they said it once

ImGoingToHellForThis

DO A SHOT THEY SAID, ITS FOR A MEME THEY SAID...

opiates

Let's visit a museum they said. It will be fun they said

WTF

She said not to send any cock pics... but she said she really liked this. Ladies did I do good?

gonewild, ladybonersgw

"Go to the spawn island" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

PUBATTLEGROUNDS

I took this today, my mom said it looked like a turtle, I said it did not...

funny

[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing" they said.

childfree

She said if it's popular we can share all of her pics

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You all said i don't show off my pussy enough.... So here you go. Be gentle ? (f)

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Someone said I am anorexic :D But I still have nice pair of tits ;) [oc]

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(M) she said she'll never turn her back on me she lied to meee what i do what do oooohhh return of the mack...She said ill never feel this pain sheeeee lied to meeeeee

gonewild

(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to jump in like that. And she said she understands...And rdy to try us out if me and her dnt work. I said. For now lets move slow as friends 1rst. I swear on my kids

gonewild

Six-year-old Bridger saved his little sister’s life by jumping in front of a charging dog. He later said, “If someone had to die, it should be me.”

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Someone said I (f22) have a guilty smile

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Thats what mama said thats what mama said snap mariongirl13

extramile

You said nobody would see us

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It's said said sad signs s.n?a.p*givingode!

talkedintoit

Brita said what she said!.

RPDRDRAMA