Jizz

Dickcember, they said...Show your junk, they said.

fitnesscirclejerk

"Let's go to the finals", he said. "Okay", she said.

pics

Xbox off, they said. Play outside, it will be fun, they said.

pics

Go to Seshroulette they said... never smoke alone and its a penis free zone they said! cross post from r/funny (NSFW)

rtrees, funny

We found her abandoned in the woods. She said she didn't want to go home yet, but she said she wouldn't fuck us either. So we fucked each other, then we came on her face.

Bisexy

Get in the hole, they said. It will be funny, they said.

funny

And i said, what about Jackson[m] and Tiffany[f]? And you said...? First post! Pm us! (X-post Gonewildcouples)

GWCouples, gonewildcouples, Amateur

Rate my ttis, I took these pictures for my cousin Danielles husband Matt at a wedding. He kept asking me and my other cousin Gina to show him our tits, she said no but I said ok.. SO I went into the bathroom and took 11 pics of my perky little tits..

RateMyNudeBody

Dealer said this was all he had, and said it was 2g. Paid $40 for it, is this the real deal?

TreesAppraisal

I really wanted a puppy but my wife said no. Once she saw him in person she said yes :). Needless to say she can't put him down! Reddit meet Maymay :) (my wife is a girl btw ;))

circlejerk

[F] talking to a guy online who said he does hypnosis, bet he could get me naked for reddit. no way, i said, im married

gonewild

Get a cat they said....it'll be fun they said.

funny

Go fishing they said... it'll be fun they said. (mild gore)

funny

My girlfriend laughed and said are you sure you wanna show that little thing off? When I told her about this. Then she looked at the picture and said you look prepubescent but with hair, and started giggling.

sph

"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

funny

At 14 my MOM said i was pathetic and quite a few more girls agreed, but at 27 my AUNT said i have a nice thick dick

ratemycock

On her birthday she said she wanted to fuck a guy off tinder. I said sure, as long as I can watch [m+f]

gonewild

I'll just come back to lurk I said; I won't post anything I said.

mangonewild, cock

I loved jerking off to Ashley Tisdale on the "He Said she said" video back in the day.

celebJObuds, JerkOffToCelebs

I was made to make a mess from my mouth because a man said it would be good for me before he put his thing in there. He said he wanted to see how far I could go. Am I doing it right?

DegradingHoles

"Don't worry" they said. "Autos don't get too big" they said. Dark Ryder day 60ish.

JAHSeeds

Someone said my ass (f)eels great, I said you should feel it get smacked! ;)

gonewild

"He Said, She Said" (1991) PG-13 - Elizabeth Perkins [Breasts]

PGMovieNudityArchive

My friend said she wanted a gangbang for her birthday. She said she was just joking. What do you think?

jobuds

My Guy Friend Said I am So Fertile Because of My Tiny Waist and Big Ass, Blonde Hair, big boobs and Pretty Face & being barely 20, He said its Biology and Guys Can't Talk To Me Like Normal Person They Turn into dogs and Just think of cumming inside me

gonewild, u_myulia1991

She said this... She really said this to me

sph, sphcaptions

Take a closeup they said! Spread 'em they said!

manass, bigonewild, mangonewild

I went to heaven, but couldn't get in, For what I have done. I said please take me, they said you're crazy You had too much fun.

ondww

"oh shit thus cant be happening" i walked into the bathroom stressing out, my body shifting and changing before my eyes "that bitch" i said as my face shifted, she said she would take revenge for rejecting her. "Whats happening" i grabbed my forehead as i

bodyswap

"im getting better at this" i said grinning as i looked around her apartment, i shifted into her from just a picture i found online. i can definitely have some fun with these new abilities" i said grabbing my breast with one hand and rubbing my crotch wit

bodyswap

"Mom!! Why did you possess my stacy again" i said as i saw stacy's body on display. "I just need a fix and know your into this chick..... now come here" she said seductively, i couldnt resist and climbed on

bodyswap

"get out of my mom" I said looking at my mom watching me with lust "no im enjoying this hop to much" she said walking over whilst groping her breasts

bodyswap

Wash a lot they said, oh wait, they said hands, didn't they - oops (f)

gonewild

[18 sis] Me flashing for my big bro while quarantine shopping. He said "sis give me a flash of that small ass" and I said "which friend are you going to send it to?". He told me he was going to post it here so I thought I should instead :)

SistersNSFW

"nu uh im not giving it back" I said from my new body "I like your body way to much" I smiled cutely at my old body and noticed the bulge forming. "you better take care off that" I said walking off towards my *new* home

bodyswap

"Listen, I need your help," she said, suddenly undressing in front of me "I don't think I can hide it much longer..." as she disrobed, judging by the saggy lactating breasts, she must have gotten pregnant. "Sorry, I can't live like this." she said as she

bodyswap

I'm really worried. I stole this body, but the former owner said that if I wanted to be a woman so badly then, starting tomorrow, I'd experience plenty of women's lives at their most womanly. She said to kiss that flat belly and having a body to myself go

MirrorForce, bodyswap

Daddy said I couldn't touch my clitty. He never said anything about you ?

FemBoys

I stood there naked jerking my erection to my wife's big ass in jeans. She said it was fine for me to put my face in her butt and inhale her butt & pussy through her jeans. She said I could also smell her feet too while pulling my dick. She told me no

NaughtyWives, SexyGirlsToFap

“Fucking is not an adequate name for what we just did there,' Irene said. 'We need a better word. Something more festive.' 'Fucktivities?' he offered. 'Celebratio,' she said. 'Funnilingus!” ― Daryl Gregory, Spoonbenders

TheThiccness, 50plusGW, chubby, BBW

“Fucking is not an adequate name for what we just did there,' Irene said. 'We need a better word. Something more festive.' 'Fucktivities?' he offered. 'Celebratio,' she said. 'Funnilingus!” ― Daryl Gregory, Spoonbenders

maturemilf, bigasses, WomenBendingOver

“The sex,” he said. “I just wanted to make sure that we were okay. That things were all right between us.” “Well,” she said, “orgasm does release a lot of oxytocin, so I’m probably more fond of you than before.” ― James S.A. Corey, Cibola Burn

maturemilf

18yr old black teen beats the shit out of a full grown white man after he said "Thats why you work at McDonalds!" Once he said that the bitch lost it! Her mind and her job! She beat the shit out of him and the entire staffed laughed the guy out the buildi

RuthlessHoes

"Poor thing! She really thought you were in love with her," my wife said right after merging with my new secretary. "Why should I be satisfied with a pretty girl when I can also have intelligence," I said as I kissed her. "Speaking of which, still OK with

OldAgeRegression

"I've got a surprise for you," she said. "Get on all fours," She said ... [m]

strikeaposegw

"You basterd, you said you wouldn't use the remote" Clarice said, though Clarice didn't exist before today. She was created by her roommate, who wanted to 'fuck with his friend' which soon can be taken litteraly, Clarice could already feel her mind and Iq

bodyswap

My college male English professor said it would look good on my resume if I tutored the school's struggling football players. I said I would. Not long into the tutoring, I noticed they only paid attention if I was dressed in women's clothes. Luckily for t

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

For Valentines day my wife let me watch her get all dolled up... I was so horny by the end I was ready to jump her. She stopped me, said some funny words and bam! I'm her... Wasn't what I thought, but I was still horny... then she said she had another sur

bodyswap, FemalePossession