Jizz

Friends have said if Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal had a child, it'd be me.

ladybonersgw, eddit8yearsago

Roommate said he liked this one...so I shall share with you all [f]

gonewildcurvy

Not quite what I expected when my roommate said she carved a pumpkin for the house

pics

Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what it was. Probably NSFW

funny, WTF

Asked my buddy what his (f)avorite picture of me is, he sent me this one and said "You have porn star tits. And that picture shows them." Do you guys agree?

gonewild

I would have said that this is my (f)ucking sweet ass but the wrapper is still on. Soooooo there goes that idea.

gonewild

Even Groot makes "That's what she said" jokes (Rocket Raccoon #3)

comicbooks

Happy 30th birthday, she said, I hope you enjoy the lingerie and wine I bought for you

funny

Who said JLaw was overrated??

celebnsfw

[F] you guys said you wanted boobs?

gonewild

Wi(f)e said its been too long since we posted....

gonewild

And the boob angels said "Let there be tits!"

nsfw_gifs, BustyPetite, nsfw

My [f]riend said if I "were to post my nudes" I would probably get "a few" likes, obviously he hasn't seen me naked ;)

gonewild

Someone actually said this at work today.

AdviceAnimals

The model I hired to do a sexy photoshoot backed out because it was "too revealing" and said "do it yourself if it's no big deal." So I figured how hard could it be. Just bite the lip and pout. NSFW

pics, picsonly, no_sob_story

She was a skater girl, she said see ya later girl. (f)

gonewild

I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract representation of the Lance Corporal that accidentally showed us a dick pic while trying to show us his girlfriend. NSFW.

pics

Who said you don't mastrubate on reddit .!

nsfw, milf, dailymilf, Headless

Who said lesbian girls are gentle?

nsfw, HipBones, Sexy, lesdom, bdsm, facesitting, Purfectkitten

No one is illegal he said

ImGoingToHellForThis

You said i needed more cum, is this more (f)lattering?

gwcumsluts

French Gymnast Samir Ait Said breaks a leg in Rio

WTF, gifs

What has some one said to you that you can never forget?

ImGoingToHellForThis

"And the Lord said 'Let there be ass.' And the ass was good..."

Upskirt, pawg, TopSexyPosts, collegesluts, CollegeAmateurs, Unashamed, datgap, NSFW_Faves, phatblondes, BonerAlert, MaledomEmpire, pawg_photoshops

Last night, in our hotel, the room next to us was occupied by a traveling baseball team. My fiance had met them earlier and said we might stop by. He dared me to knock on their door with my skirt pulled all the way up. I obliged. :)

CuteLittleButts, HappyEmbarrassedGirls

Someone said I can post here :) [OC]

bodyperfection, SexRobotRedux, fortyfivefiftyfive, u_Telari_Love, GoneErotic, u_quidamw, PetiteGirls, u_Donwilson3214

A lot of you said you missed me, so I'm back [f]

gonewild, JustTheTop

I'm pretty hot ... (she said)

LegalTeens, JustTheTop, u_Black_Sails8

My boyfriend said im gonna get some dick tonight, this is probably why (f)

gonewild, AllGoneWildGifs, VerticalGifs, u_Nickxd4513, u_Nuttbutt6, bigasses, u_lord12_64

and God said "Let there be boobs"

BigBoobsGW, gonewild, u_coffeecan12, u_lord12_64, u_Ilovelamp96, u_subjectzer0626

Someone said it can be here ;) [oc]

fortyfivefiftyfive, u_jjake234

I know what she said, but... makeup and lingerie are this girl's best friends ??

traps, u_valerie1967

My response to the person who said you look "okay for a mom"

palegirls, u_sush58

"I don't know if this is the worst day of my life or the best", said the train driver [Shiory]

BokuNoEroAcademia, AllHentai, u_Ch41n, uAnimeGirlIrl

4 months ago someone said that this image would look better with canine dicks [Red Riding Hood] (Yukimi)

HentaiBeast, u_yeetiest-yote, GameOverGirls, u_godofconquest001, u_niki_slut_21, u_3holesxxx

A wise man once said

hentaimemes

The moment Zagreus said it, I knew what I had to do...

HadesTheGame

He said he was going to fuck your throat as hard as he fucked your ex-girlfriend. You let him.

straightturnedgay, Balls, u_daanimal420, GayCocksucking, NSFWgayporn, u_str8btcurious, u_SecretSissy1166, u_sometimesitsgood

Who said yard work wasn’t fun?! ☀️??

BustyPetite, WhyEvenWearAnything, IMightBeAFan

Did someone said thighs?

GenshinImpactNSFW, u_BarGamer