Jizz

Draw Something they said, it's clean wholesome fun they said...

funny

Get a tan they said; it'll look good they said

ladybonersgw

Smoke weed they said, it'll be fun they said!

funny

Told the lady I need to re-up on that Purp...she said why? I said, too many blue balls!

treesgonewild

Bottoms up they said... it'll be fun they said...

gonewild

One girl saw a pic and said it was s[m]all... On the other hand my ex said I was the best sex she ever had. Opinion?

gomewild

[M] girl stopped mid sex, said "my chode" was too small for her, and said my dick looked like a snapping turtle. Yup

gonewild

Someone just said that it was disproportionate to the size if my body...but also said that was not a bad thing ;)

MassiveCock

Major in the humanities they said. We have job placement after graduation they said.

circlejerk

Work on a road construction site they said, you will earn money and get a nice brown skin they said.

pics

Wear a tank top they said, it'll be fun they said

GaybrosGoneWild

"Rollerblade high," my cousin said, "It's the best," he said. [7] [NSFW]

trees

Use the ZombieBooth app they said. It'll be fun they said...

funny

Get a Jessie J calendar they said. It'll be sexy they said...

pics

I said am cumin he said am cumin wit ya[f]

gonewild

Come to Bridgeport they said. It will be fun they said.

playrust

Go on okCupid they said, it's nothing like Grindr they said.

lolgrindr

We went again. My hubby used my water proof phone and snapped some pics. My dad was on the float watching. He kept telling me that I was beautiful. He said he was glad I used the same swimsuit. I told him the bottoms were panties, and he said well they lo

wifesharing

Apparently, all images and artwork of Trya Sanchez must be taken off the Internet so it doesn't offend anyone. Do you guys think the backlash and overreaction to what Tyra said is worse than what she actually said?

rpdrtearanny

Scoop'n'swoop they said. It'll make them look better they said. (blurry, prefer it that way) [NSFW]

bigboobproblems

Wife said I could post a picture of her. She said I can post more if she likes the replies

RealGirls

Wife said I could post this pic of her, she said I can post more if she likes the comments

gonewild

Hubby said share. I said fuck yeah.

wifesharing

My girlfriend laughed and said "you sure you wanna show that little thing off?" when I asked her about posting. She said "you look prepubescent but with hair" and started giggling when I showed her.

sph

It's safe, they said, they're harmless, they said

TBoIRule34

[Spoiler] Let's build a settlement at the Boston Airport I said, it will be a great idea I said...

fo4

Lets try a threesome, they said It would be fun, they said

VAPIDVICE, bestof_gangbangs

[NSFL] During the game someone said "You're crazy wearing those shoes." I said "Nah, I've never even rolled my ankle."

anklebreakers

I should not have said that... I should not have said that

memes

Work in prosthetic they said, you will help people they said.

Unexpected

[Buyer review] asked for pics etc. said he wanted to buy but never made a PayPal account or said he was ready for a payment...when I asked he doesn't answered anymore. Maybe it's just a special case but in my opinion a waste of time

usedpanties

Go golf they said...it would be fun they said...well thanks for the soon to be burn lol

ladybonersgw

My 19 yo gf said I don’t deserve to cum in her. She said she wants to find someone who does. Her Kik SarahMath1999 . Still not allowed to read the messages.

Cuckold

When my boss told me to taste myself, I did but I didn’t want to. Then he said he needed to check and put his fingers in me. I was wet, but tried to pull away. He said I tasted like a slut. Why did he do this? And what does he mean?

Misogynyfetish

My landlord called around because I was a few days late paying rent. He said we could ‘come to an arrangement’ if he could take some pictures, or punish me instead. Then when he had me in the corner he said he is going to ‘ruin me’. What does he mean?

Misogynyfetish

2018 Body Gratitude Month 12 Day 28 - We can wiggle out of the expectations set on us. “The bird...said: ‘I don’t belong in here.’ And flew out. And the next morning, I woke up [from the dream] and I said: “I’m coming out.” —Ellen DeGeneres

stillinmetamorphosis

"He Said, She Said" (1991) PG-13 - Ashley Gardner [Breasts]

PGMovieNudityArchive

Guy Posted Girl on Right and Said he Had her Nudes But Then Said Nvm

jobuds

"I said i was fine, but when you said that you would have liked to expose, at the party, I tought you were talking about yourse- HEY! Stop it now, I repeat!"

FutaNextDoor

When I said, when I said, "I'll take it", I meant, I meant as is — I finally believe in me.

normalnudes

18 F. Flashing to my big bro while going on a quarantine walk. I told him I have a better ass than his girlfriend. He said "prove it". My shocked face is when he asked me for anal and I said "yes but only my butt because I'm your sister". I can't believe

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Giving the big bro his nightly pleasures because I'm a good sister :) He said "what am I going to do tomorrow?" and I said "fucking your sisters tight little butthole until she can't walk properly" and he came almost straight away. If you want to hate, fu

DirtyConfession

Someone said to drop, I said sure what the hell [F]

gonewild

I got banned from r/tinydick or whatever lol. They said my cock was too large lmao. They said my erect dick was too average basically.

WannaBeNudist

She said being a bad girl feels so good. I said, oh yeah? ?

Spanking

After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never satisfy her. She said it wasn't a divorce, I could still live there, but I had to work for her as a crossdressed maid. She would bring in many large cocked lovers to please

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

You said things that I never said s,,na,,p-blazorwar?

Eroticalovers