Jizz

[f] They said making sweatpants sexy was impossible. I said nay =].

gonewild

(F) while on my Victoria Secret shopping trip.. Text my BF and said "pick a color"... He said, "BLUE!" think he will approve?

gonewild

"Don't worry" they said.. "You wont get hurt" they said... NSFL

Shatter, WTF

She said she likes some meat on her man, I said okay!

ladybonersgw

Post a picture she said, it'll be fun she said...

ladybonersgw

Get a motorbike they said, it will be fun they said...

Shatter, WTF

I said no long ago, he said I will warm to him.

lolgrindr

Keep wrinkles away they said, its beauty they said.

funny

Let me tie you up honey, he said. It would be fun, he said...

damselsindistress

Wear a tank top they said. It'd be fun they said

GaybrosGoneWild

My G[F] for the second time because someone said she looked bad :P (stuff you person that said mean things about my gf)

OnOff

Get compressions shorts they said... it'll make your dick less obvious they said....

ladybonersgw

Just wear my T shirt, you said. It'll be fine you said. You were wrong.

wet

[F]irst post in this /r/. Semi crossed from /r/gonewildplus, the gents there said it would be appreciated here, and Mr. said it was ok. Enjoy!

BDSMGW

"Install skimpy mods", my penis said "it'll be sexy", he said

skyrim

She said she masturbates a lot, and he said....

facepalm

"post a pic of your pussy" my b[f] said. I asked why. he said "because it's so fucking beautiful"

gonewild

Try archery, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Archery

She said she was an angel. She said she wanted wings.

bdsm

Post on gonewild, they said. It will be (f)un they said.

gonewild

It started out as a little playful nibbling, licking, tickling, and teasing, but when I said, "Okay, time for bed!" she closed her thighs on my head and said, "No, it's not."

AmateurWifes, pussy

"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

OnOff, girlsuncovered

I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: "What does surrender mean?" After thinking for a moment I said: "I give up!"

OnOff, girlsuncovered

Get wasted and blast logic by yourself they said. The Internet will love it they said.

ladybonersgw

Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having the fun though.

downblouse

Play with a sadist, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

bdsm

Get a new stock they said. We'll burn some ammo and have a few laughs they said.

weekendgunnit

She said she wanted to have some fun tonight. You said you were too busy.

Hotwifecaption, cuckoldcaptions

Went back to work. She said the maintenance guy left his hat there. I told her to set it aside. She said “like this?” She knows how to push my goddamn buttons ?. Would you feel her up?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

[f19] Do you like my new lipstick? because some men said I look like a slut. But I am not although it got me hot and wet when they said it and I had to touch myself.

gonewild, DegradingHoles, collegesluts, cuteasfuckbutclothed, LegalTeens, Slut

You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker, because said co-worker was dating your bully from high school. You hate the fact that he posted this picture all over social media of said co+worker and that you recognized

bangmybully

How big is the semi they said. Can we have proof they said. Enjoy

MassiveCock, MenGW, mangonewild, u_bradcameronmc

Run around they said, it'll be fun they said. Naw, sticking to yoga.

Dashboardbananas, HairyArmpits, u_ILuvHairyGirls

Daddy said if I don't show him what panties I'm wearing before I get dressed he's going to fuck me without lube. He said if I'm going to be a pain in the ass, he's going to be a pain in mine. Thank god some condoms come with lube, phew.

Sissy_humiliation

NSFW: Do BJJ they said, it’ll be fun they said...

bjj

He wants me to say 'sorry' to you all, although I don't know what I have done wrong. I did say 'no' to a man who wanted something from me and I said that I deserve equal rights. He said that suggestions for my punishment are welcome and to upvote if you w

Misogynyfetish, girlscontrolled, Slut

[SPOILER] Last week’s episode, Charlie said that her true appearance would melt the eyes of mortal men. Well, given what she said her original name is, this is what she looks like according to God of War 2

LegendsOfTomorrow

She always said she loved you, her actions said otherwise

CheatingCaptions, bangmybully, xxxcaptions

[19/19][FM4M/MF/F][Vancouver] Girlfriend and I (Right) got matching tats, bf said it wouldn't get any me any action, and I said it would get more than he thinks. Help?

swingersr4r

My BWC daddy said I’m locked for a year. ? he said I can cum from anal though ?

SissyChastity

They said I couldn't wear these to work anymore they said they were too "distracting" lol [F]

GoneMild

My brother and I are quarantined together. He asked me for anal. At first I said no but a week into quarantine I just said fuck it, yes! It felt amazing. The most mindblowing experience.

DirtyConfession, asshole, SistersNSFW, assholegonewild, collegesluts, AnalGW, Slut, nsfwhardcore, gonewild, barelylegalteens

and on the seven day, god said "let there be ghosties!". no wait, that was me. i said that. sorry not sorry for being a slutty blasphemous little heathen. ? hope you have a great day full of all the ghost nips & babes! ?[oc]

ghostnipples

Wearing this to vote, an old man volunteering asked me if I was there to vote very confused and after I said yes, he said, "You look twelve." I wanted to lift my top there and ask him if these look "twelve" to him! Side note: They gave out voter pens inst

hugenaturals, boobs, GirlswithGlasses, u_plagueofthew0rld

He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah

PAWGcaptions

‘Use the rubber band method’ they said. ‘It’s so much better’ they said...

SelfHarmScars

Master had said "Zip your lips!" and she had laughed and said, "My lips have no zipper!"

bondagehumor, gagged, u_mandomann1

“Anyway, the producer pulled out his fat cock and said that if I wanted a role on Stranger Things, he gets to unload his jizz-filled balls all over my face any time he wants. He just saw me backstage and said he needed to shoot on me before this interview

Fakefacial

No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??

OnOff, RealGirls, BreedingMaterial, BiggerThanYouThought