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When Your Friend Convinces You to Try Out for A Role in Twilight

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Getting a back rub at the end of a long day.

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Caption This

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When your foot goes to sleep and you can't move

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Problematic Jeans (Part 1). When you are trying to put on a tight pair of jeans.

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When your friend is on his knees begging for forgiveness but it won't bring back your murdered father

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When you are really flexible.

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When you have homework that you forgot

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Calming your friend with nightmares

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On that 420 grind

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When you uh... you... well, uh...

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The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs!

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When your gym buddy slips and falls on top of you in the showers after Leg-Day

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When the FBI agent cut the red wire of the bomb the terrorists had strapped to my back, we both feared we'd blow up, but the countdown stopped. He's my hero.

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When you're lost in the desert and get so thirsty you have to squeeze your clothes to drink your own sweat...

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when your father, helps you to get your stuck earring off

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when you've got asthma!

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When you're trying to pitch a tent but the pegs keep popping out.

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When the floor is lava, but the only thing around you can climb is your bro.

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You're doing pushups all wrong, bro

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When they put on your favorite song at the gym

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remember the charlie bit my finger video? these are them now. feel old yet?

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Making bread dough in bed sounds like a bad idea...

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Extremely rare footage of a deep sea worm burrowing in soft clay.

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When you are the centre of attention!

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When you invite Richard to share your couch, but you ran out of commas...

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When you're grateful that your buddy just used the Heimlich maneuver to keep you from choking.

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A quick trip to a heart attack.

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Stupid pastime suggestion: Watch a coconut float in a bucket.

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He was starving so I fed him my sock

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#supergluetrainchallenge

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Just checking his teeth to make sure they're ok

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When your Italian friend makes his Cannolis too big.

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Please, mosquito, just leave. Just. LEAVE...

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When your music is too good

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helpful skydiving instructor rehearses tandem skydiving jump

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When you're hungry for sweetcorn

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b'Santa Baby \xf0\x9f\x8e\x85'

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Could always use extra $$

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When you ask your teammate to help you stretch before the match

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My husband showed me this on his phone and asked if it belongs on 'that thing that looks like guys are fucking but they're not'.

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When your cucumber salad needs some extra seasoning

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What you don't see - his homie putting a hot poker rod on his back.....wound, coz he's the I don't do hospitals guy...

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Proud boys!

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Saving lives

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When your buddy is reading "HP & The Half-Blood Prince" to you and he gets to the part where Dumbledore dies...

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when you jump onto a pool float but fall off

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Scratch that itch!

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When you slip in the shower and land on your coccyx, and need help...!

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Time for a treat!

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