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When you ask someone to itch that spot on your neck

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When your teacher helps you master a new topic.

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when someone wakes you up just after you fell alseep

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When you are asked if you want dessert and you know it will wreck your diet

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When you're in line at the club toilets and you really need to pee.

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When your speech therapist is helping you with tongue position

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When you are trying to sleep but your calf muscle decides to go into a spasm.

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When you're napping on the sofa naked and the cat jumps on you.

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When you wake up with pins & needles in your feet.

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When your fag-hag thinks she'd be a great matchmaker.

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Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have to ask a buddy to help you get them off.

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When you remember that funny joke your friend told you

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When you realize you need a bit more fiber in your diet... and maybe a plunger

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When, even though you know nothing about plumbing, you try to fix the shower after your roommate apparently broke it and didn't even care to tell you...

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When the Mexican food kicks in.

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Realising you fell asleep during an exam

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When you have to get up early

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When you think of something funny at the doctor's office

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When you wake up from a nightmare

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when the sun gets in your eyes

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Cash and Sniff

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When you tryna read the ink on his back, but he keeps crampin up

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When you're helping your disabled friend to wash his face in the morning

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TFW there's no space to avoid the cold stream while the shower warms up.

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Left hand, orange

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Good: Eating yoghurt in bed. Bad: It all goes at once in your mouth. Good: The relief when you avoid choking.

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The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy

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When you're teaching your friend how to swim but he's scared

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"And here we have Joe the Carpenter, showing us how to use a hand saw..."

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funny title

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Encouraging your friend before his next big lift.

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just making sure those jeans won't slip off

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When you're still sore from yesterday, but still have to train today for the Olympic equestrian events

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When your friend sucks the poison out of a spider bite on your thigh, so you thank him with a scalp massage

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"Hurry up, bro, we're about to get to the toll booth!" "It's not my fault you dropped your card, bro."

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When your friend has something on his face

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when you've been bit by a snake, and your friend must sick the poison out of you're ear

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When your buddy is scared of fireworks

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There was a spider in the pool...

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When the doctor is trying to get you to relax for the vaccine...

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MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses before going to bed

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"Hgggghhh!" "Bro, are you choking?!" "HGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

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When your little brother doesn't want his back scrubbed but Mom made you promise that he would be clean for dinner...

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Reviewing your list of resolutions for 2017 and realizing you didn't complete any of them

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That's strange ... he never tucks my napkin in for me at home

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Helping your buddy check the springs on the couch he's thinking of buying.

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Interviewer: "This warehouse job requires good grip and pectoral strength. Could you demonstrate that for me?"

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Could always use extra $$

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This is what you get for looking into that ring smh

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When you find a gun in SCP 049’s chamber

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when you don't notice that pie on the back seat

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I'll just take a quick nap...waking up 5 hours later...

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Mount and Do Me: Bussy Blast

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