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When your mom embarrasses you in public

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When your friend is having a nightmare and you shh them back to sleep

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When you are at yoga class and you realize that you left the stove on at home

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When it's Sunday evening and you realize that you forgot to do your homework

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When a pigeon shits on you.

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When you decide on your perfect revenge plan.

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when ur trying to take notes but you can't read the board

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Taking notes

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Supportive friends

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When you hit your pinky toe on the corner of the bed

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Sitting down without looking

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When your bro's about to share the secret you just told him

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when you finally get over your fear of the dentist

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when your messy roommate leaves their sports equipment all over the place

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When your mate helps you to scrub your back but does it a bit too hard

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When the barber is tired of your fidgeting and positions your head to finish the cut...

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Hula hoop requires lots of practice

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TIL it doesn't work to suck the venom when a snake bits your bro in the arm. Keep the arm below the heart and take him to the ER!

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Does anyone know what to do when a wolf is attacking you? Asking for a friend.

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who is THIS ticklish.

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Putting a sprinkler in my bedroom was the worst idea EVER

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When you're doing squats and your leg starts to cramp up

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Turning on a chainsaw.

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Wolf impersonation

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Losing your balance and trying to look like it was intended

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A bumpy boat ride

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Trying to convince your buddy to stick a bit longer with bulimia

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Holding your dead puppy

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When your brother comes home from college and surprises you during a nap

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Wait, he didn't drown, he just fainted from a jellyfish sting. Revive him, stat!

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GIVE. MY. MY. CANDY. BACK!

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Trying a waterbed for the first time

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I think we all remember that time Daredevil pinned down a burglar until the police arrived

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Socks are still on, so not gay.

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Recreating the scene from Matrix where Neo dodges bullets is harder than it looks

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Where the heck is my phone?

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Just helping im tie his bootlaces

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When you’re giving Jimmy Fallon a back massage and he asks you to take him to Flavor Town

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Nurses make great friends

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When you are emotionally invested in art

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When you hire a priest to exorcise your possessed friend.

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When you see your arch-enemy and can't control yourself...

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When you show your buddy how to compliment a girl's boobs.

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When you're so hungry you forget how to eat

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that first refreshing sip

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When bro is giving you a hard time over some split milk so you turn around and try to make him see reason

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seriously tho. have you tried it?

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when you go to the chiropractor for lower back pain

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doctor daddy

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the turkey on the counter ready for stuffing

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When your buddy drives a little rough through the bumpy road while you were trying to sneak in a nap on your way to camping trip...

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when your chemistry class lab partner splashes reagent on himself and you’re helping him clean his face at the eyewash station

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feels nice

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