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When you step into a pool and the water's really cold

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When you put soothing ointment on an itchy poison oak rash

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When you finally find that movie on Netflix

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When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...

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When trying to calm a friend down

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You have literally lost your shirt betting on your favorite team but your buddy bet on their opponents

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When your apartment is so hot that you can't even push open the windows without a friend's help

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When you can't believe your roomate's still on the shower when it's clearly YOUR turn

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When you're getting a bike for christmas (from Facebook)

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When you know jack shit about epilepsy first aid but try to be helpful anyway

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when you see a flying cockroach

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when you're daydreamin and stuff

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when you're the only bottom who gets invited to an orgy, that turns out to be a gangbang

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When you hope your fans will take you back after they didn't approve of who you're voting for

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When you're getting down to some funky music on TV and the beats get to your friend too.

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Punked!

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When the men in your family have a history of breast cancer so you ask your friend to check for lumps.

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When you're buying a couch, don't forget to test for bouncyness

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Musical Chairs ???

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When the doctor needs to check your tonsils.

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When your buddy gets your drunk ass in bed after a wild 4th of July party

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When you're at the rodeo but you forgot your shirt.

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When your pedicurist is pulling out that ingrown toenail.

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When the dentist is going to irrigate your mouth, but he has horrible pulse and misses.

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When you try to show your friend how to do a lymph node massage

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High intensity crossfit

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When you're about to get a beating from dad.

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When you get your back waxed for the first time

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when you both a seizure at the same time

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when your friend is checking for scoliosis

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when your little bro is scarred from the earthquake

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when someone takes out a splinter from your foot

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My bro got swimming shorts with a waterproof inner pocket, to keep his cash safe when we go to the beach. So cool!

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MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out

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Singing to Hannah Montana in the shower

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Closing an envelope like...

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Don't forget to get your flu shots for this winter, guys, even if they make you feel like this!

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when your yoga instructor teaches you an advanced pose

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Damn youtube

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The feeling when you finally get your yoga position right

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need that deep Dickens

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This is not gay porn. They wear socks.

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When you get home and can finally rest

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Just listening to some music

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When your friends don´t believe you forgot to wear underwear so you show them

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When you're not having as much fun at the water park as you thought you would...

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When you're trying to change the channel

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When you're jealous of your bro's yoghurt

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Mixing up your mac and cheese like:

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use it wisely, you only get one

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thank you superman!

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Forgetful Gabriel....

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when you jump onto a pool float but fall off

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remember to tap your beer cans to prevent foaming

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