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Was surprised to not see this one up already. I had to dig through my archives to find it. You're welcome. :)

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Found one that I was surprised hes not in LadyBoners yet... Nick Hawk from Gigolos.

LadyBoners

The correlation is evident, yet not in the least bit surprising. (xpost from /r/marijuana)

trees

That's not the kind of surprise that I like

funny

Technically not haikus, but surprisingly poetic.

cardsagainsthumanity

Lets play...the dirtiest PM (not comment) gets a surprise ;) [f]

gonewild

[EPISODE 23 SPOILERS] Not exactly a huge surprise, per se, but I didn't expect it to be THIS extreme.

KillLaKill

The not-so-surprise amateur facial...

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I woke up to a huge surprise today! And I'm not just talking about all the lovely dick pics in my inbox. ;) you guys made me somewhat Reddit [f]amous. I'm getting some better quality equipment soon so I can do private albums with personal requests. ;) kee

gonewild

[M] Surprisingly not-impossible to read, it turned out. Hi gwbooks, thanks for having me! :)

gwbooks

Cake Day Surprise! Not sure about that flavor though.

shittyadviceanimals

I was surprised to learn that not everyone enjoys family gatherings as much as my family. [incest]

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October surprise! Do not look! 1 upvote = 1 sick day

The_Donald

Those tits was kinda of a surprise.. But i did not expect thta Ass damnnn?????

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Rate my half-chub that (not so pleasantly) surprised me at work today!

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[B/S] Or not. With those tits, most people would be surprised if she wasn’t.

taboocaptions

Got caught in a surprise downpour today. Hopefully not too mild. ?

MenGoneMild

I'm a grower not a show-er so it tends to be a surprise.

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[F/D] Everyone was surprised Chloe's dad gave them the down-payment for their house. He is not a generous man.

taboocaptions

Sometimes rain is NOT the most surprising thing you see in AZ

funny

If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his hard stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, short & fat, uncut phimosis micropenis chode

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his hard stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, short & fat, uncut phimosis micropenis gold chode

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I had a dream about being a cosplay girl after reading through all these posts. Better believe I was surprised when I woke up looking like this. Not sure how it happened but it's kind of weird. I have no idea how to be this girl but somehow managed to kee

bodyswap

If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his fully hard, short & thick, stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, fat uncut phimosis micropenis chode cock

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his fully hard, short & thick, stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, fat uncut phimosis micropenis chode cock

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6'2, 34m, 246 this morbidly obese powerlifter did a 5k and while it's not the best time I at least completed it. Surprised what my body can do even though it's a mess

normalnudes

A (not so) little surprise [?] [Nonbinary]

gonewild

My (not so) little surprise

NonbinaryGW

You can spread my legs if you promise not to be surprised ?

FemBoys

Waiting for a surprise. I'm not picky

ThickThighs

To my surprise there was not much difference Faceapp

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Since Billy, his tormentor had discovered his age-shifter powers, Derek's life became a living hell. Not content with turning him into a kid or an old man, Billy decided this time to bully him into rejuvenating his mother before letting Derek surprise the

OldAgeRegression

I'm surprised how many of you think I'm British. But I have to tell you - this is not an arse. [F22]

gonewild

18 Y/o Teen Was Not Expecting To Get Her First Big Black Cock And Creampie Surprise

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What do you think? I was surprised how much different it looked when not looking at it from my own perspective.

averagepenis

18 Y/o Teen Was Not Expecting To Get Her First Big Black Cock And Creampie Surprise

NotInThePussy, omgbeckylookathiscock

Would not walk outside looking like this, but definetly surprise you after hard day of work ? Best regards from potential goth girlfriend candidate

nsfwoutfits

Some of you maybe surprised that Azumi had some surgery or maybe not. It’s quite common amongst people in the AV business. This is an early pic before some surgery.

AzumiMizushimaJAV

I wonder who does not like these types of tapes all to be untied and then enjoy the surprise

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Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

CDgonewild

Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

FemBoys

Love those tits out in public... not sure why I look so surprised but its cute!! LOL Have a magical day if you are reading this!!!

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Just came home to quite a surprise. Apparently my girlfriend decided to transfer her mind into my mother's feet. And not only was my mom okay with it, it turns out it was her idea! So I guess I'm... dating my mom's feet now?

bodyswapfeet

[F] I've masturbated so many times in this old grey pair I'm surprised they're not permanently stained with grool?

UnderwearGW

Type upvote in chat -I will not lie, that I will send xxx many pictures to each but I will try to surprise you

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