Jizz

not me... a buddy of [m]ine with a surprise between his cheeks

gonewild

I asked my artist friend to "draw me like one of her French girls." Not sure why I was surprised when this showed up in my inbox. (X-post from r/Portland)

pics

dog bit by other dog. not so much sad as surprising. not NSFW but maybe NSFL

aww

Not even surprised anymore. (x-post /r/cringepics)

AntiBrony

Not in the best shape but with a little help can be a big surprise

mangonewild

First fall, surprisingly not bad. I did learn to not ride with low cut shirts though, my chest looks a lot worse than my legs.

longboarding

[SPOILER] This would not have surprised me.

TheLastAirbender

[50/50] Girl pulls off perfectly executed twisting dive, much to the surprise of her friends. | Girl massively screws up a dive and probably seriously injures herself, much to the surprise of her friends. (Not-NSFW)

FiftyFifty

surprisingly not the background girl

Miranda

Surprisingly not half-bad...even with balloon tits

AvatarPorn

Surprised no one noticed may's locker numbers. (Not really spoilers.)

shield

Surprised no one noticed May's locker number (not really spoilers)

shield

Surprisingly, I'm actually not a grower

tinydick, sph

Not even surprised (Miley)

celebnsfw

Not even surprising

nsfw

Surprisingly not how i planned on spending the last hour..

funny

My friend Barry is not a Grumps fan, so I was a little surprised with his response to my request.

gamegrumps

She's not even surprised

nsfw_gifs, reddtube

Not Much Of A Surprise...

StardewValley

First public experience. The beach was clothing optional - the walk back to the car, not-so-much. I was very surprised how quickly I went from terrified to risky risqueness for just five more minutes of [f]reedom. ;) [OC] [IMG]

holdthemoan, gonewild, PetiteGoneWild, RealPublicNudity

OK, they're not the smallest we've seen, but they're also not huge and massive. Love the surprised look on her face

all_belly_no_tits, PreggoPorn

Surprise, it's not for you.

pussyfree

Not the largest but might surprise you

penis

Not the largest but I might surprise you

penis

I was prepared to wave at any passersby on the street. Not so prepared for the guy who climbed out onto his fire escape. I think we were equally surprised before I ducked for cover. ;) [Mini-album in comments] [IMG]

holdthemoan, nsfw_rising, RealPublicNudity

One of my favorite pictures of Emily Bloom. Surprised not to see it here.

EmilyBloom, adorableporn, dragonraptor64

She totally surprised me with this outfit! I knew that she was gonna wear the denim skirt and white boots but I was not expecting this one at all! I love when my wife surprises me like this! ;)

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Not sure if I'm surprised or unsurprised she hasn't been reported yet?

tinder_sluts

Not expecting that hidden surprise!

NSFW_GIF, pawg

I guess it's not a surprise anymore.

BiggerThanYouThought

Mods, sort this sub out. It’s gone to shit. It’s not for dick pics. It’s for girls acting surprised at the sight of a big dick. There’s plenty of other subs for straight up dick pics. Here is not the place.

BigDickSurprise, MyMeatSpot, u_ja_buttmann

It is a surprise how cute I feel as a sissy-girl... And thats not all: I have another surprise under my skirt.

Sissies, sissyplace, Sissy_humiliation

[F/H] A futanari Daisy is surprised at Rosalina's thiccness and decides to relieve herself under the cover of the ocean.[Futanari not actually pictured][Public Masturbation][Artist:MisplacedLines]

hentaicaptions

Not my best video but even I was surprised how much I came

RedditorCum, jacking, edging

I'm hiding a surprise under my skirt...no, not that, a good surprise! [OC]

Upskirt, HotPussyPics, buttplug, u_dangeroustuffy, GracieGreyy

? Upvote and send me a message(not DM) for REAL surprise, not bulshit ?

DadWouldBeProud, Ahegao_IRL, NSFWCostumes, titsonastick

? Upvote and send me a message(not DM) for surprise ?

Ahegao_IRL, AhegaoGirls, Ahegaos, BestOfOnlyfans, HotOnlyfans, OnlyFans_Accounts, onlyfans_get_noticed, onlyfanschicks, onlyfansgirls101, OnlyFansPetite, Onlyfanspromoss, OnlyFansPromotions, OnlyFansSpecials, OnlyfansXXX, OnlyTheHottestGirls, Slutsofonlyfans

I was surprised when mom went topless in my hottub but not half as surprised as she was when I pulled out my hard cock

MomsSexyClothing

Raise your hand if you're not even slightly surprised that a Full Service Sex Worker (FSSW) has intimacy issues after fucking hundreds of men. It's almost like the cock carousel impairs pit bonding. (And do not go looking for this OP. You will be banned a

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Not one person looks surprised..

PUBLICNUDITY

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Mods, Sort This Sub Out. It’s Gone To Shit. It’s Not For Dick Pics. It’s For Girls Acting Surprised At The Sight Of A Big Dick. There’s Plenty Of Other Subs For Straight Up Dick Pics. Here Is Not The Place.

PornHailstorm, BigDickSurprise, u_SoNasty01

Surprisingly, Gorean slavegirls do not enjoy motorboating, perhaps because they are the motors.

gor

Surprised it's not Scathach

AnimeMILFS

Surprised there’s not a lot of posts of the Burch twins here?

TwinGirls