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So my friend works for a religious version of youtube. He (not knowing it was me) got a surprise when he went to approve my profile picture..

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NSFW. I am a little surprised that this is allowed on Xbox music on the 360. Not complaining, but still.

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If I saw this message on one of the school printers, I would not at all be surprised

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I would be surprised if there was not already a bunch of these, but just in case.

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googled "slimy yet satisfying" looking for a cute Disney picture to send my gf. Not sure why I was surprised by the result...

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Just uncovered the surprise my mom left for me in my easter candy. Not even mad

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I should be surprised, but I'm not

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Enci*****...not my cup of tea, but a surprise ending that no one saw coming!

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The mystery is over: CGPGrey's face (not NSFW, but who want's to spoil the surprise?) Thanks /u/Sharknado_1

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[pss][pty][prd] If you like dinosaurs, you should grab a pair of panties from me. I'm not telling why, it's a surprise. Also, FREE STUFF! details in comments!

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Im not sure what happened to my post, but my b(f) won't let me go to the beach this weekend because he says I look like Im begging for cock in my bikini. So, now i'm begging for it! Show me your hard cock over my pics, there's a surprise at the end!

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[F]irst post: Wife says she's not sure how she'll feel seeing your tributes (but I'm convinced she'll be pleasantly surprised).

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[Fat] Really not that big of a Surprise coming from me.

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[rule34] I'm surprised there is not much of the pop tart nurse [kellogg's]

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Someone asked to see what it was attached to. I've been surprised by the amount of private messages so I figured why not?

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What is surprisingly not scientificly proven?

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[M/S] Not so nice a surprise

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So honey. I kinda have a surprise. I'm not sure who the father is. Chad or Marcus. Or one of your other bullies

mommybully

My not so little surprise

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(M) im not picking favorite she's just pretty asf fuck and im surprised no one tried to wife her yet with her sexy ass

gonewild

That's not all I'm gonna surprise her with...

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she does not like me to surprise her in the photo ... the runny nose ...(m39)

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A little surprise for someone. Not for you, you don't deserve to see anything.

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I know it's not a monster, but hubby wanted to spice things up and gave me an "oh baby!" Enhancement pill, went from 4 1/2 to 5 inches of girth, I'm actually surprised it worked

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I guess it's not a surprise anymore.

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his hard, stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, short & fat, uncut phimosis micropenis chode cock

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Maya Torres (State of Decay) is quite surprised to find that the "moaning" was not made by zombies. (OC)

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Wife got drunk at a wedding and stopped to see a friend. She came home late and said she “had a surprise”, but I could only watch not reclaim.

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his hard stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, short & fat, uncut phimosis micropenis chode

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Im not even slightly surprised Luisa Zissman had been bred 3 times

JerkOffToCelebs

(OC) looks tight, but surprise...it's not

HighMileageHoles

Ever sucked on some tits and was surprised to have a mouth [f]ull of milk? If not you’re missing out?

gonewild

[oc] [m] Thanks to taking pics/vids with my girlfriend I have a surprising amount of bulge shots not even taken for this sub...either way, hope you enjoy

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? Upvote for surprise, send me a normal message(not DM) ?

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Trying on her different underwear! Thongs are surprisingly not comfortable. Should I go nude next?

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M46, 200, 5'10" My belly surprises me in photos, because I don't see it in my head. Not terrible, but I don't look how I feel.

normalnudes

Fat and born into a poor family, I once wished I had been born rich. That it was not my surprise to wake up in this huge mansion, but also much more beautiful than I ever was, without overweight and oily skin problems due to a bad diet.

OldAgeRegression

5.5 weeks do-si-dos from seedbank.co -first grow, so I'm surprised. Started some cal mag for the yellow leaves. Not sure how much yield to expect. Maybe a quarter?

GrowingMarijuana

"Geez, do you think it's time to have some fun? I have an important meeting this morning and they expect to see an operations manager with 25 years of experience, not an 18 year old kid!". Oops! I guess my mom didn't appreciate my surprise rejuvenation.

OldAgeRegression

[domme] Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to ma

FemdomHumiliation

Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

TgirlXXX

Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

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Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

traps

Do you want to see more? I promise to surprise you with my frankness. We will definitely not be bored ...

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First Time Trying This (35 M), Not a Great Pic, But Recently Learned I'm Above Average in Size Which Surprised Me! Exactly 6", and 5.75" thick.

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u_Juliettacut

The look on her face when she sees you pull out your cock in front of her. She's surprised and knows she's not supposed to like it but likes it anyway and tries to hide it.

u_celeb-worship, NataliePortmanLust

You rip my clothes off and find my not so little surprise, what do you do next?

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