Jizz

I am surprised this is not in Japan (NSFW)

funny

I asked my artist friend to "draw me like one of her French girls." Not sure why I was surprised when this showed up in my inbox. (X-post from r/Portland)

pics

dog bit by other dog. not so much sad as surprising. not NSFW but maybe NSFL

aww

Watch the movie "MILF" if you like plot. (Surprisingly not a porno)

WatchItForThePlot

I'm surprised there not more Nikki on here

redheads

First fall, surprisingly not bad. I did learn to not ride with low cut shirts though, my chest looks a lot worse than my legs.

longboarding

That was a surprise to touch when not looking.

Justrolledintotheshop

[SPOILER] This would not have surprised me.

TheLastAirbender

I'm surprised it's not a French bulldog. (Sorry if repost.)

ConfusedBoners

I'm surprised to not see more hentai stuff in this subreddit. Can anyone guess what this scene is [f]ro[m]?

GWNerdy

By far my favourite picture. I'm surprised that it's not already near the top of the list!

kateupton

We included my friends' dog in our Cards Against Humanity game, choosing random cards for him...or the ones he stepped on. Surprisingly (or not), he won. And this was his final contribution.

cardsagainsthumanity

Wife surprised me last night. That's not me in pic. Also we're new to sub :)

Cuckold

[F]eeling naughty. Not sure why, but surprised there's brown girl love here. :D

gonewild, GonewildPorn

Im surprised theres not more fuss about secret agent lybon....bonyra...something?

mylittlepony

My friend Barry is not a Grumps fan, so I was a little surprised with his response to my request.

gamegrumps

She's not even surprised

nsfw_gifs, reddtube

I am surprised not to have seen Zach McGowan here before

vikingsgonewild

I'm not sure why I look so surprised.

ladybonersgw

He came so hard and so deep inside me, that I'm not even surprised.

Breeding

First public experience. The beach was clothing optional - the walk back to the car, not-so-much. I was very surprised how quickly I went from terrified to risky risqueness for just five more minutes of [f]reedom. ;) [OC] [IMG]

holdthemoan, gonewild, PetiteGoneWild, RealPublicNudity

From a photo shoot I did to surprise my husband not too long ago. Let me know if you guys are interested in seeing an album! (Bonus pic in the comments) [OC]

curvy, Gonewilds_Secret

I was prepared to wave at any passersby on the street. Not so prepared for the guy who climbed out onto his fire escape. I think we were equally surprised before I ducked for cover. ;) [Mini-album in comments] [IMG]

holdthemoan, nsfw_rising, RealPublicNudity

One of my favorite pictures of Emily Bloom. Surprised not to see it here.

EmilyBloom, adorableporn, dragonraptor64

M/38/6’1”/195 This is what losing 300lbs looks like. Pretty self-explanatory, lifetime of body issues is probably also not a surprise.

normalnudes

Kinda surprised there's not a filter to make your dick look bigger!

GaybrosGoneWild

That was not what i expected when he told me he has a huge surprise for me ?

Sissies

I guess it's not a surprise anymore.

BiggerThanYouThought

Booette is surprised to see you - but not exactly upset! [Dk.senie]

futanari

One of my favorite pictures of Emily Bloom. Surprised not to see it here.

EmilyBloom

[F/H] A futanari Daisy is surprised at Rosalina's thiccness and decides to relieve herself under the cover of the ocean.[Futanari not actually pictured][Public Masturbation][Artist:MisplacedLines]

hentaicaptions

It's surprising (or not) how happy an open front dress can make you feel

AltBoobWorld

Who enjoys the surprise of a Grow-er not show-er?

ladybonersgw

? Upvote and send me a message(not DM) for surprise ?

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Hopefully This Isn’t A Repost On This Sub But I’d Be Surprised If It’s Not, Just Too Hot.

simps

I was out for lunch with an attractive and strictly platonic work colleague of mine, and as we walked not far from Leicester Square here in London, she paused and said "Will you take a photo of me". She surprised me and a few passerbys by doing this.

PublicFlashing

? Snapchat : bby_alecsa ? I'm posting and sending nudes everyday to everyone. I'm not even joking. ? Add me on Snap and you'll see. ? Upvote for a surprise ???

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21[F4A][Snapchat] ? Snapchat: alecsa.sc ? FREE NUDES FOR EVERYONE ? Yes, I'm not joking ❗ (1upvte = 1 surprise in DM's) ❗

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Mods, Sort This Sub Out. It’s Gone To Shit. It’s Not For Dick Pics. It’s For Girls Acting Surprised At The Sight Of A Big Dick. There’s Plenty Of Other Subs For Straight Up Dick Pics. Here Is Not The Place.

PornHailstorm, BigDickSurprise, u_SoNasty01

Can anyone ID this model? I had saved this image a long time ago...was surprised by how revealing it is but cannot remember who the model was (other than she was a fashion model). Reverse image search is not helping me.

fashionextramile

This pic is from her Facebook. Surprised it's allowed, but not complaining though

Xev_Bellringer

Am I not the best wife ever, I throw him a surprise bday party, have hot girls and even make this cutout of him

Swingersgw

You guys might or might not be surprised by this, but I often get private messages from men trying to hit on me because they think I'm Emelie. Sometimes I just ignore the message and block them, and sometimes I reveal that I'm actually a man who just love

emelie_ekstrom

Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

randomtgirl

My Kofi! Not gonna start selling but feel free to support for an extra wet surprise! ? Thank you for making my day ?

u_Bbg_Akuma

I was surprised to see this had not been posted yet..

carsfuckingdragons