Jizz

Was surprised to not see this one up already. I had to dig through my archives to find it. You're welcome. :)

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It's not perfect, but I hope he is surprised {F}

gonewild

Found one that I was surprised hes not in LadyBoners yet... Nick Hawk from Gigolos.

LadyBoners

The correlation is evident, yet not in the least bit surprising. (xpost from /r/marijuana)

trees

That's not the kind of surprise that I like

funny

You might be surprised by what's under my coat. Then again, probably not. :p {F}

gonewild

Technically not haikus, but surprisingly poetic.

cardsagainsthumanity

[Thanks]!! Oh. My. Goodness. Thank you CampBenCh for the amazing NSFW surprise. I must say, I was not expecting this one...

Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

he doesn't know that's not a real cop. won't he be surprised.

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When my friend said she had a surprise, this is not quite what I expected.....

chastity

Lets play...the dirtiest PM (not comment) gets a surprise ;) [f]

gonewild

The not-so-surprise amateur facial...

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I woke up to a huge surprise today! And I'm not just talking about all the lovely dick pics in my inbox. ;) you guys made me somewhat Reddit [f]amous. I'm getting some better quality equipment soon so I can do private albums with personal requests. ;) kee

gonewild

Don't surprise Not!Marisa like that! [WaHH Kitsune]

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Even after a long tough day Miran is tired but her special surprise is not!

Tgirls

[M] Surprisingly not-impossible to read, it turned out. Hi gwbooks, thanks for having me! :)

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My sister accidentally walked in on us. I'm not sure if she was more surprised at what we were doing, or that mom wouldn't stop with her present.

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Cake Day Surprise! Not sure about that flavor though.

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I was surprised to learn that not everyone enjoys family gatherings as much as my family. [incest]

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October surprise! Do not look! 1 upvote = 1 sick day

The_Donald

[Request] Noticed it while playing Tropico 4..im surprised this is not a thing yet

rule34

Those tits was kinda of a surprise.. But i did not expect thta Ass damnnn?????

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Rate my half-chub that (not so pleasantly) surprised me at work today!

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After not seeing my sister for more than six months, her video message had a little surprise in it.

GrowingTheFamily

[B/S] Or not. With those tits, most people would be surprised if she wasn’t.

taboocaptions

Got caught in a surprise downpour today. Hopefully not too mild. ?

MenGoneMild

I'm a grower not a show-er so it tends to be a surprise.

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[F/D] Everyone was surprised Chloe's dad gave them the down-payment for their house. He is not a generous man.

taboocaptions

Sometimes rain is NOT the most surprising thing you see in AZ

funny

My wife’s miniskirt becomes a bit too revealing when exposed to flash photography. Was not expecting this but pleasantly surprised.

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his hard stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, short & fat, uncut phimosis micropenis chode

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his hard stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, short & fat, uncut phimosis micropenis gold chode

thesmalldickclub

I had a dream about being a cosplay girl after reading through all these posts. Better believe I was surprised when I woke up looking like this. Not sure how it happened but it's kind of weird. I have no idea how to be this girl but somehow managed to kee

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If you go down the woods today your sure of a not so big surprise!???: A chubby lad with his fully hard, short & thick, stubby, tight & snouty foreskin covered, real veiny, fat uncut phimosis micropenis chode cock

tinydicks

This might surprise some of you, but my favorite place is NOT my shower. ?

ondww

6'2, 34m, 246 this morbidly obese powerlifter did a 5k and while it's not the best time I at least completed it. Surprised what my body can do even though it's a mess

normalnudes

completely naked girl[f]riend on the railroad tracks, hoping she will not be surprised by a train

gwpublic

I'm surprised there are not more cheerleaders posted on this subreddit

TightsUnderShorts

A (not so) little surprise [?] [Nonbinary]

gonewild

My (not so) little surprise

NonbinaryGW

pleasantly surprised when she removed her blindfold to reveal 'not' hubby's cock in her mouth

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? Upvote and send me a message(not DM) for surprise ?

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You can spread my legs if you promise not to be surprised ?

FemBoys

Waiting for a surprise. I'm not picky

ThickThighs

Ordered 3 Lust arts small/small size suction cups at the beginning of July. They threw in a handful of minis and a wee tentacle! I wish I'd filmed the opening of this because it was such a sweet little surprise?Was definitely not expecting my colour reque

BadDragon

The boobs-out style of clothing here can be a surprise to those who are new to it, but it's such a natural look you quickly wonder why it's not been popular before

AltBoobWorld

It's not much, but I was pleasantly surprised to see Malena on my IG feed again

MalenaMorgan

I'm surprised how many of you think I'm British. But I have to tell you - this is not an arse. [F22]

gonewild

18 Y/o Teen Was Not Expecting To Get Her First Big Black Cock And Creampie Surprise

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?Access my +70 videos and +200 photos on my OF ?? INSTANTLY! I reply all my DM's and if I ever feel like giving you any surprises, I would not hesitate to. ?

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What do you think? I was surprised how much different it looked when not looking at it from my own perspective.

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18 Y/o Teen Was Not Expecting To Get Her First Big Black Cock And Creampie Surprise

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Would not walk outside looking like this, but definetly surprise you after hard day of work ? Best regards from potential goth girlfriend candidate

nsfwoutfits

Some of you maybe surprised that Azumi had some surgery or maybe not. It’s quite common amongst people in the AV business. This is an early pic before some surgery.

AzumiMizushimaJAV

I wonder who does not like these types of tapes all to be untied and then enjoy the surprise

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Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

CDgonewild

Do you like the special surprise between my legs?... It might freak other people out, but not you... It makes your cock rage and your face flush doesn't it?... I bet just thinking about getting your nose up close to my scent is almost enough to make you c

FemBoys

Love those tits out in public... not sure why I look so surprised but its cute!! LOL Have a magical day if you are reading this!!!

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[F] I've masturbated so many times in this old grey pair I'm surprised they're not permanently stained with grool?

UnderwearGW

First time posting on tittydrop!!They're not big but come with perky surprises!! [OC]

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