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Google'd Not Porn. Found this.

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Dude, that's not how you ride chairlift.

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When a nsfw link does not have boobs...

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"How was work today honey?" - "not bad at all!"

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Was NOT in Spy Kids

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My GF does not always wake up before i do, but when she does...

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I have a sneaking suspicion that my father did not take his (mandatory) army service too seriously . Found this among his pics tonight.

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[NSFW] How do you not notice this??

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Rewatching "Not Another Teen Movie". Just Realized They Edited Subtitles So This Girl's Boobs are Constantly Revealed, Even Cutting Words in Half. [NSFW]

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That's not an ikea towel rack...

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I have been asking online orders to "draw a dick" in special instructions for years. Interpunk.com not only delivered, they sent me a masterpiece.

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I work in a psychiatric hospital. Today I found this posted in the adolescent autism unit. I could not stop laughing. Masturbation Social Story.

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You better not pout ...you better not cry ...

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There are some strange suggestions that pop up on Amazon when you're not signed in. I'm not even sure how this fetish would be classified.

funny, WTF

Twerking is not for everyone

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Some days, not even tits can cheer you up [NSFW].

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When the toilet seat is not too low and not too high.

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Literally the most terrifying thing from my childhood. Only 90s kids will get this! If you're not a 90s kid, do not open!

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Found at antique store. Not sure if r/watersports would like this or not. [Sort of NSFW]

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Michael, do you always close the office when you're not here?

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UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately, its actually for my neighbors...not sure how to give it to her now...

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How Leonardo DiCaprio deals with not having won an oscar [Fixed]

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Doesn't even pretend not to be mesmerized.

funny, BreastEnvy

Community: How Not to Pose With Your Dog Part 2

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It's not about etiquette, it's about sending a message

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"That calf did not want to get castrated."

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Tried face swapping a photo of my friend and a blow-up doll. Did not expect such perfect results.

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That's not a legal move

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Static cling is not good when you s decide to go commando...

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I do not claim to be a Photoshop artisan, but I know I'm not the only one thinking this.

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You're not blackbeard!

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Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services

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Something's not right....ohhh

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I have a big job interview. I need a tie that is lighter in color...not too loud...*scanning rack* "oh, that would work. Wait....wait...no....it cant be..."

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Student in my class did his project on the Fappening, teacher was not pleased.

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My wife gave me my birthday cake. I was not disappointed.

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So my friend is not biggest fan of Kim Kardashian...

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Coincidence? I think not

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Shopping for Valentines lingerie. One of these is not like the others...

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My sisters not so subtle reminder not to bring crazy bitches home with me again when I visit.... (Possibly NSFW or NSFL)

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So a guy at work likes to fuck with people's desktop backgrounds when they're not around. Took me a while to notice..

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Do not disturb...

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That is not leopard print. A little NSFW

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Another reason why tourists in Thailand should not take photos with monkeys

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I had to prove that I'm not a robot. One of the images was literally shit in a toilet.

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I am not even exaggerating [NSFW]

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clearly not a 5 star hotel when you have to remind the staff

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I know your dirty mind! It's not what you think it is.

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For girls, this trick does not work too

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Who would not complain if they had to do this job.

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That's not how it works, sir.

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He may not...

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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Hmmm, I'm not too keen on the new look.

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Mom, that's not how this works...

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It's not what it looks like

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Innocent candle holder.. not so innocent.

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You can ask, but you might not like the answer

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Well, it's not wrong...

funny, Homebrewing