Jizz

I'm not sure about this... [pic - whalebait - nsfw]

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Your Jedi mind trick will not work on... Oh... I will take you to Jaba now (NSFW)

funny, StarWars

This guy better not click any NSFW links [SFW]

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Most people put a sock on their door handle... not my roommate.

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I honestly do not know how this could have turned out better [NSFW]

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Wikipedia is not censored...

funny, WTF

My neighbors put up their xmas lights, I'm not sure they looked at them before they went inside for the night. (mildly NSFW)

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What NOT to do while eating a banana

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just found this on my PC - don't know where it comes from, but it's just too hilarious to not share it with you guys. kinda nsfw

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He said "I'm old, not dead."[nsfw]

funny, FiveYearsAgoNSFW

2/10 Would Not Bang

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It's not the same

funny, manlove

This made me not fap for an hour and 17 minutes...

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It's not an excuse, it's the truth!

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Please do not lick, stroke or mount.

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Peter Griffin does not approve (xpost from Gonewild)

funny, gonewild

This is why you should not sleep naked.

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[probably NSFW] You are not the only one who thinks "DAT ASS"

funny, AnythingGoesPics, redheads, Redheadass

Just noticed my co-worker's not so subtle addition to my desktop background.

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Googled "Majestic Creatures" was not disapointed.

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I'm not very good at sexting. [NSFW]

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That was not in the brochure!

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Decided to check out recent photobucket uploads for the hell of it. Was not disappointed.

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I played the old "flip to a random page of 50 shades..." Was not disappointed.

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How do you not feel that draft?

funny, CelebrityButts

Why not just offer the sex outright?

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This is what I get when I ask for a sexy pic while at work. Hopefully I'm not the only person who finds this WRONG...

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My boyfriend has been asking me not to leave my hair on the shower wall. This is what I found this morning.

funny, KarmaConspiracy

Nice to meet you Kelly! I feel I made a social blunder by not learning your name before we removed our clothing.

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This image is not NSFW

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I'm not going to even ask where he keeps his mobile phone (NSFW?)

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My old man sent me this, why are they not designed for this use!?

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Perhaps not the best choice of pants to wear out in public..

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Googled "I don't know how to respond to that," was not disappointed.

funny, onetruegod

Your wife might not be happy, but you sure will be...

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Tried to Google an image of a "spork" and I accidentally typed "spirk". Was not disappointed

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Woke up with a wicked hangover and a sore ass. Did not expect this.

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Typing "America Boner" into Google image search does not fail to impress.

funny, Icangoogle

Oh not THIS again

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Wife currently not speaking to me after snooping my email inbox...

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!

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It was my roommates birthday yesterday (who is a die hard Cub's fan). My mom posted this picture his Facebook wall with the caption "Happy birthday lil cubby". She did not think this one completely through..

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Why Ancestry.com is not very popular in Mississippi.

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Things are not always as they appear

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Just did a Google image search for "dictator". Was not dissapointed [NSFW?]

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(NSFW)WTF Bing? That's not what I'm looking for. I've never even searched for those words

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Get Out of My Way, This is the Definitive Winner of 'Not My Job' Contest

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I just read an article about how restroom signs anger feminists due to the women's sign not wearing pants. So I made a new, more PC sign.

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Its not what it looks like!

funny, gonewild, illusionporn

So I asked Google what an angry dragon is...not what I expected...

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This was served to an elderly lady at a hospital, she was not pleased

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I'm not sure I get NYC fashion

funny, SubtleNudity

Yeah Google, you are shitting me not

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I wanted to catch a thief, was not expecting this [NSFW]

funny, Unexpected, CatsAreAssholes

When my gf tries to turn me on but I'm just not in the mood

funny, totallynotrobots

it was not what I threw

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That's not the 23rd psalm.

funny, techsupportgore, Masub, Ice_Poseidon, NSFWFunny, bodied

New bathroom art... Wife not amused

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