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Mark Zuckerberg did not like The Social Network

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Hey, that's not how it goes....OH!! [NSFW]

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Amazon you lie like a rug. This is not Diner Dash 2. AT ALL! [NSFW]

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All we need is an alternating magnetic field somewhere in this setup.. (NSFW) (<- seriously NSFW. Try not to get fired.)

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Shrek does not approve[NSFW]

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That is NOT a chew toy... (nsfw)

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It's not cool Steve.

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Got some Chinese today, GF was not as amused [Fixed]

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I took the word out of my vocabulary so as not to offend anyone, but I never meant it in the "gay" sense. Finally, someone else gets it.

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"Are you not entertained?"

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Made a snowman during the storm (WI)...today the buttons and stuff had fallen off from melting...saw the carrot was missing so I kicked the snow around...oh there it is...wait...that is NOT a carrot... [nsfw]

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I'm not sure if this is supposed to be sexual...

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How not to crop a picture

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I'm not sure what a ternative is either.

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A little breezy today but i'm not complaining

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When I click on a NSFW post and it's not porn.

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Definitely one of my favorite .gifs. I love how he, all too late, pretends not to notice. Have you tried anything like this yourself? How would you react as a parent? [NSFW, boobs]

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As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!

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Googled asshole, was not disappointed. [NSFW]

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I googled 70's shag rug, and was not disappointed.

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This scab below my elbow better not scar. Probably NSFW.

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Googled I need karma on reddit. Not bad. (Somewhat NSFW) (first post)

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Girlfriend image searched "super fucking awesome" Google did not disappoint. [nsfw]

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I Googled "Space Nipples". I Was not disappointed.

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I got a wrong number text, not as good as some but I had a laugh.

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My local bar. Not sure which toilet to enter

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Saw something strange and I had to check it out. Was not disappointed

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Mum was not impressed with my internet

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How not to sext

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My dad is 79 and lost his vision a year ago. He got it back Thursday, and to celebrate I sent him a "so great you can see again, here's what you've been missing" visual care package. Stepmom was not amused [NSFW]

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how not to misinterpret this?

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r/earthporn was not amused by this.

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You are now landing in Australia, where not a single fuck is given.

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Explaining the term "horndog" to a foreigner. Google searching did not disappoint.

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Googled "women's locker room fantasy". Totally not disappointed. (slightly NSFW)

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I am not a smart man

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Googled Nicolas Cage. Was not disappointed.

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This guy was a pledge for a frat at my university. He was standing on a street corner and every time the lights turned red he'd walk out and shout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and wiggle his staff.

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Your kid is most likely not busy being a Cyberbully

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Construction worker not wearing hard hat [NSFW]

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When you realize your country did not ban specific porn. NSFW

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it's not fair

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So we're doing not safe for work ? NSFW.

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I'm Not Sure That's How It Works...

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Searched for "snap on lock ring". One of these is not like the others (NSFW)

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Who the hell does this for a one year old's birthday? [possibly not really NSFW]

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All is not as it seems

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I put some random things on my secret Santa wish list. The person that got me did not disappoint.

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BB8 explained (not a spoiler) NSFW

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Unfortunate sticker placement, by presumably not a Dr. Who fan.

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Did she not notice?

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Make Love, Not War

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That's not Jesus..... NSFW

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I went in the bathroom to shake my blender bottle to avoid waking my roommate. The lid was not closed at all..

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When the flash goes off and you’re not supposed to be taking pictures

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(NSFW) How to not get your bike stolen

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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NSFW Not sure if I wanna make a sandwich, or make love...

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Searching for earings on etsy when suddenly... One of these things is not like the other...

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