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This is NOT NSFW, but I had to hide the punchline!

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Still..... Not as Gay as Twilight

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Its not called Passion Fruit for nothing...

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Perhaps not the best way of advertising yourself

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Definitely not safe for work (if you want to keep you job)

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Would Not Bang

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YOU SHALL NOT BASS!!!

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Well, I sure hope not!

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Did not see that coming..

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Saw this on a van, too good to not share. NSFW

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That's not the kind of surprise that I like

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When is Comic Sans not appropriate?

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This is why you do not invite your new co-workers over for a "few drinks"

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Charizard sex move. (Not sure if NSFW)

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I honestly can't tell if this is erotica or not.

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Reminder: how not to dress for Bingo!

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Why the hell is this not [NSFW]? Oh.. wait.

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Probably NOT the best item to have in a picture of an apartment you are trying to rent on Craigslist.....

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She's not computer literate, so now my wife thinks I've been up to no good....[possibly-NSFW]

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I'm not getting the same results

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And not a single fuck was given :(

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Why I wish my family had not discovered facebook.

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Just workin' on my truck [Not Safe For Work]

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My brother and his friend attempted to pick up women by presenting them with this picture hastily scribbled on the back of a bar coaster... did not go well. Slightly [NSFW]

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So I googled "avocado porn." Was not disappointed. [nsfw]

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Omegle did not dissapoint

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My GF texted me a pic showing that she had shaved. I tried to reciprocate. It was not appreciated. NSFW

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When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm? NSFW

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Found this in an abandoned house & gave it to a friend. His family did not appreciate.

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Googled weird vaginas and was not disappointed.

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I'm not sexist...

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Troll or not it made me laugh. (NSFW)

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I'm not a rooster.

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Umm.. Hope I'm not interrupting..

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Yall remember the Halloween costume with the girl burned and what not?... This just ended up on my facebook today and someone believed it -_-

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Pro tip: Don't just give your kid that random Pyramid Collection catalog to look at. It's not just clothes.

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Came across this gem of a party announcement in Prague. Don't know if I should feel sad for not attending. (nsfw-ish)

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I am not even exaggerating - fixed [NSFW]

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Googled Dat Gap, was not dissapointed

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Slightly NSFW: Not sure this was completely thought through...

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"Thats silly! That's not how you hold a pencil" said my three yr old to public bathroom graffiti.

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Ever since this photo, Timmy has not been able to enjoy a good old fashion parade. NSFW

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A real cock ring. NOT NSFW.

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Found out that a blow up doll filled with helium does not fly away, but with a bunch of balloons strapped to it. .

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I shit you not, a Cleveland Steamer.

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Last night I google search "Jehovah witness uniform" and was not expecting this.

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I'm not sure if the article got the image right... firm breasts? NSFW

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[NSFW]? Well done Google - Please tell me it's not just my dirty mind...

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Trying not to be a hoe, but it slips out anyway

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I'm fairly sure that's not a legal wrestling hold [Classically NSFW]

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THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!

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I'm Mormon, so I'm not allowed to look at naked women, this is my work around.

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I'm not sure that's going to help

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How do I know you're not a cop?

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I swear Austria is not racist

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"Why not assh*le?"

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Buttcake, not to be confused with bukkake

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