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She gets no relief from the vibe until she bites through the ropes

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Free women have pole vaulting, slavegirls have pole writhing.

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She thought she would be working with stocks & bonds, but turned out, it was stocks & schlongs.

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It was on Palantir 5 that she learned that you could be enslaved for getting a bad boob job.

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When slavegirls get the hook up, they really get the hook up ...

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Some called it "medicine" ... she called it a great way to start the weekend.

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Slavegirls who had difficulties with sharing are sometimes forced to share a ballgag

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Being the head of a mop handle had its pleasures

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You can always tell when some slavegirls enter subspace -- their thousand yard stare gives them away every time

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"Maffa! Maffa! Pahfies ovah heah! Maffa! On't leaf me!"

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"You got me into this, girlfriend!"

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She was pretty sure that fireplace decor wasn't supposed to need a ballgag to keep the screaming down ...

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SOMEBODY has a shoe fetish!

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She had thought suburbia was cool because it was "sub"urbia. How wrong she had been!

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Waking up slavegirl style creates a lot of moaning, but it does leave a girl bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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Former lady in waiting

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"Oh, fuck, it's him again!"

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Her degree in Gender Studies had not taken her life where she had thought it would.

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Slavegirls Make Newton's Cradle ROCK

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Free women HAVE parties on the patio. Slavegirls ARE parties on the patio.

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When the crime boss said, "Tie her to the chair!" she'd expected something entirely different.

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Master said, "I can make your pussy hurt your nipples without touching you." And she had said, "Bullshit."

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She'd requested no penis in vagina sex, and Master was as good as his word.

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While the kids enjoy the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, the adults enjoy the Kim Possible pony ride.

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In a well-run kennel, slavegirls' love oil levels are checked regularly.

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Slavegirls rarely quarrel because Masters have so many fun ways of ending their quarrels.

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Sybians: good to the last buzz!

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There's nothing like a butthook to impress on a table girl that she is to remain absolutely still

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After so long with the giant ballgag in her mouth, the cock was looking better and better.

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If only her body could be harnessed for good, instead of harnessed for naughty!

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Sure, the apartment was a little unfinished, but he rented it because the mattress covers were so nice!

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And then it was time for her to "squirm for sperm."

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When she'd gone to Cafe Kink and ordered a Pole and Pillory with a side of nipple weights, she'd thought it was just a joke name for some kind of innocuous salad.

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Her new boyfriend had said she was "a keeper"! But this might be taking things a bit too far.

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She knew her Master enjoyed seeing her tits flop when she hopped, but she was about hopped out.

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It was true that she didn't want Covid, but this seemed just a tad extreme ...

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After you have your slave on the Gorco Slave Display Stand for a few hours, you'll want to mount her for sure!

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When a slavegirl falls head over heels for a guy, she doesn't fool around

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"Look I know I said on Twitter that reparations were needed, but this is taking things too far!"

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Jack-in-the-boxes are scary. Jill-in-the-boxes are fun!

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Recipe for fun: bind slavegirl thoroughly. Seal upper end. Vibe lower end until orgasm approaches. Use while hot.

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A tailringer: when a Master fucks a slavegirl so hard it keeps pushing her tailplug out of her butt.

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Was it the wand that drove her mad with passion, or was she a ... PURPLESEXUAL!!!!???

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She was ready for her big surprise, but given how she was bound, she was pretty sure what it would be.

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Every slavegirl feared the Full Weenie Treatment!

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First there was "The Well-Tempered Clavier." Now there is "The Well-Handled Slavegirl."

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Once you've got a slavegirl all tied up and tailhooked, don't let her drive the bed -- you're just asking to get pulled over by the sex police.

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As a slavegirl in bondage, she had one choice: she could lie there and take it or she could lie there and take it.

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"What's the difference between a blowjob and a bowjob?" she just HAD to ask.

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"Seriously? THIS is the basis for literature?"

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'Tis many a slip twixt cock and the pussy lips

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She had long since stopped being surprised at the things she was willing to do just for the chance to get fucked by Master.

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It's always great to see people enjoying their work.

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She laid there and wondered how she kept getting into these situations? And how could she keep getting into these situations?

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Slavegirls don't just sit on barstools. They BECOME the barstools.

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Benched for the season ... aaand loving it!

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Household hints: A slavegirl can repurpose a shoeshine bench in all sorts of fun ways.

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She stared into the camera, helpless, drooling, and realized she would in fact do ANYTHING for a string of beads at Mardi Gras.

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Amazon HR staff rigorously test prospective employees to see how much they'll put up with prior to hiring.

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Once you've got a slavegirl hypnotized by the donger, the rest is easy...

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