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Collars are such a fitting tribute to a slavegirl's beauty

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All the suspended slavegirls had between them was one vibrating double dildo -- which was, it turns out, enough.

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The Master handgagged her to keep her from sticking her tongue out at him, so she stuck her other tongue out at him

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Stephen King, you rascal, you!

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On slaveholding planets, some whorehouses have takeout slaves, the sexual equivalent of fast food

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Strangely enough, it DID cure her migraine.

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they had stopped pretending they were looking for contraband and she had stopped pretended she minded.

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Cumming Soon: Wonder Woman and the Dildo Pole of Doom!

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After a time, Wonder Woman admitted to herself that being tied up was just an excuse for her

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When you're a kinky slavegirl, even something as mundane as yard work can be made sexy

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Her mother had always told her, "You love ponies so much, someday you will become one." And now, here she was.

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The green ball gag meant she was a thoroughly broken slavegirl and it was safe to remove the gag and use her mouth.

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"Believe women," it turned out, had limited usefulness.

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Among slavegirls, "hooker" refers to a slavegirl you can put a hook in.

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Chewing on a boner, social distancing style.

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Getting the nipple balls timed with the wand was so difficult, and SOOOO worth it!

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"Pop! Pop! Jizz! Jizz! Oh, what a relief it is!"

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Turns out she REALLY liked licking boots!

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Inattentive slavegirl? Nothing gets her attention like the old surprise gut-punch in midfuck.

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Is there anything sadder than a slavegirl who's been tied to the wrong side of the chair?

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She thought Master was pretty fly for a white guy -- and not just because he had her tied, gagged and naked -- though that helped!

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She'd had no idea that posting bail would involve an actual post.

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They called it "the bit o' panty gag"

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In the slave kennel on Agraria 2, a slavegirl hasn't completed kegel training until she could pull a tractor the hard way

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Now, THAT'S a magical pentagram!

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On slaveholding planets, they know the best wood polish is slavegirl sweat.

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"I can't believe Master tied my knees to my elbows for a blowjob. He really IS kinky!"

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It was truly fiendish. If she stopped giving the Master a handjob, she was in trouble. If she came before the guy did, she was in trouble. And if she dropped the rocks when she came, she was in trouble.

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The slavegirl wince measuring device was not scientifically useful, but people liked it anyway.

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Slavegirls can't catch a break Part 2: when the Master's away, the Mistress will play. With her.

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It was a different sort of high school graduation ceremony, but people seemed to like it.

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There is an important ethical debate to be had about cloning slavegirls for your depraved pleasures. But then, there's this:

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That "this buttplug is too big!" look.

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The "Oh, so you think you know how to wear a tailplug" look

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If a high wall and a hedge won't keep the neighbor's dog out of the yard, there's always the Slavegirl Early Warning System!

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Yes, Hello Kitty makes slave girl accessories ...

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He'd wondered why there were signs warning "Beware of Overhanging Women" everywhere.

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As she swung slowly back and forth, all she could think was "Eat your heart out, Lois Lane!"

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And then, when he had her bound, naked and gagged, he told her the ending to Old Yeller, because he was just that much of a sadist.

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When she realized that in using his bike lock to collar her, Master had declared that she was more precious to him than his bicycle, she got all verklempt.

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When Master siezed her in his mighty hands and whispered in her ear, "Ontology recapitulates phylogeny" she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Sometimes you ring gag a slavegirl because she's a little TOO excited about blowjobs.

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Her book signing was a flop, no one was interested, but it turns out SHE was a bestseller.

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Being an instructional slavegirl demands patience and the ability to multitask

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"Yes, I have a Master spotted at two o'clock high. I'll get under him, you trip him!"

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She was surprised to learn the literal meaning of the world "reamed"

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It was at times like this that she often thought, "Whatever happened to the old comfy chair tie?"

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At times like these, her pussy was putty in her Mistress's hands. Silly putty.

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Slave maid raised to government specs

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If you get a tough slavegirl, hang her up and tenderize her meat.

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It turned out that yes, once Lurleen got the whole thing in there, Doris DIDN'T need whiteface makeup.

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Why could Master not see that she wasn't just another slavegirl -- she was the Mattress Listener!

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When Master said "Bit of a sticky wicket, eh wot?" for the fifth time, she HAD to give him The Look.

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Did somebody order a dolly bird?

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As a slavegirl, she liked to go anything-but-clothes shopping.

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"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all curvy you said!"

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She disguised herself as a low-hanging fruit, hoping she would get plucked senseless.

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Well, she had always wanted to be the belle of the ball. This was close enough!

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She was mostly naked and in bondage, but somehow she didn't grasp the gravity of her situation.

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And then she photobombed her own butt with her own face!

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