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There had to be an easier way to polish a wooden post -- but not a more fun way!

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She had spent so much time on her knees sucking cock that her calves were extraordinary!

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Why some sofas are called "love seats."

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That look she gives you when she knows EXACTLY why you tied her up.

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Riding on an old tire hung from a tree limb in your back yard is nice -- riding a slavegirl hung from a tree limb in your back yard is ecstasy!

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She knew her Master could be cruel, but making her choose the butthook he would hook her with ... that was fiendish!

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You got your love seats and you got your no love seats.

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"That's one hell of a filter, Master!"

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In that moment, she realized she was a slavegirl to the core, and would submit to ANYONE who tied her up.

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Even when bound, a slavegirl must be ready to "check the oil" to determine if she is ready for use.

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"You call THIS an all-expenses luxury paid vacation?"

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"Wait ... what? This ISN'T a costume party?"

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Post Industrial Slavegirl

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Face up, ass down, the slavegirl way

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Finally she was out of the cage, and free to go anywhere she could squirm to

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In these coronavirus times, even the slavers are being socially responsible and offering curbside pickup of their goods

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The look when a new slavegirl realizes her opinion does not matter to anyone.

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"Look at her!" thought Jennifer, "getting a big head because she's in a one-bar prison and I'm in an old-fashioned cage!"

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She thought she was going to be all alone in solitary, but the guards visited her a LOT. They were nice that way!

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"You can't put that there!" she cried. Turns out, Master COULD put that there!

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When Master told her she would be dancing cheek to cheek with another slavegirl, this was not what she'd had in mind

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When they told her she would have her own column she was overjoyed because she thought she would be working for a newspaper.

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Master said it was a bondage tie called "lean into it" which was all the rage among female CEOs.

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Whenever she grew despondent, Master, in his kindness, would tie her in the window like this and then go downstairs and yell "Jump!" and then point and laugh when she was unable to.

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There's nothing like getting a sleek new pet for Christmas

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She wore the designer corset, the designer armbinder and the designer posture collar, but sadly, she forgot the designer ballgag.

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You can get a lot of work out of a slave slut if she's well handled.

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She was a very knotty girl, and now she had proof of it!

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They had decided that tonight the boys WOULD notice them!

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When they told her that her new quarters would have a window seat, she'd envisioned something very different.

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"How much for that slavegirl in the window?" the Master wondered. "How much for that Master outside the window?" the slavegirl wondered.

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Getting to the top of the slavegirl ladder is its own reward.

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Being the life of the party was fun, if she survived it!

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When Master had asked what they should do next for fun, she'd said, "I'm stumped, Master." And he smiled and said, "No you're not ... but you will be."

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"This was YOUR idea?"

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Sure, they charged $25 to reserve a table, but if you had a reservation and weren't seated immediately, you could fuck the hostess while you waited.

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How now bound cow?

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On the one hand, she was naked, bound and being raped. On the other hand, her armpit smelled great!

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In the old West getting kidnaped and enslaved by Indians was awful, but getting kidnaped and enslaved by saloon keepers was even worse!

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It was a strange bondage tie, and it left her with a haunting feeling that there should be a toilet somewhere beneath her

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The thing about being a slavegirl is, you're not the one who says "Next."

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Any landing is a good landing when you've got a dildo wand up your pussy.

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Suspension bondage often requires a leap of fuck from a slavegirl

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She woke up and wondered if Master had put her in a fiendish gag in her sleep, or if she had been eating a lamp in her sleep.

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Mailbox decoration duty was one of the hardest slave duties.

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"You'll be ever so comfy on a bed of leaves," Master had said. She thought the pillow left a lot to be desired.

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Master fucked her so hard he had to chain her legs apart to keep her knees from knocking together.

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Slavegirls don't get drunk under the table, they just get put there.

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The fires of her passion had been lit so often and so long that they'd left a black soot stain on the fireplace rocks.

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The sign had said "Pull chain for service." She hoped a Master would come to service her soon.

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Free women wear their hearts on their slaves, slavegirls wear their hearts wherever Master wants them to.

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Slavegirls get so horny that they'll suck your cock just for the chance to suck your cock!

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"OMG, this is a pirate ship, but I'm naked and in bondage! This isn't a Disney movie!"

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She was half naked, collared, cuffed and gagged, then forced to find porn videos for Master!

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"We've got to stop meeting like this."

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Master did not approve of her new bathroom decor, so he made one addition to it.

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They didn't call it "The Hot Seat" for nothing.

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It was the oddest Brazilian bikini wax she had ever had.

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They kept her naked, bound and sitting in the harsh light for hours, but she just wouldn't talk for some reason.

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For the customers it was an unforgettable night of unbridled lust and passion. For the slavegirls it was Thursday.

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