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Squirters soon learn to close their eyes tight when tied like this and molested.

Squirters soon learn to close their eyes tight when tied like this and molested.

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Punishments for infractions at the convent were harsh, but some of the new nuns just

Punishments for infractions at the convent were harsh, but some of the new nuns just could not resist them.

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Slavegirl races put three-legged races in perspective

Slavegirl races put three-legged races in perspective

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Picture of a slavegirl who is probably having a pretty good time.

Picture of a slavegirl who is probably having a pretty good time.

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The instructions that came with the slavegirl had said, "Apply wand and cock

The instructions that came with the slavegirl had said, "Apply wand and cock until eyes indicate that nobody is home."

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The term "tongue-tied" had a very specific meaning for slavegirls.

The term "tongue-tied" had a very specific meaning for slavegirls.

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For slavegirls, you can go to bed straight and wake up bi, whether you want to or

For slavegirls, you can go to bed straight and wake up bi, whether you want to or not.

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Ready for launch into subspace!

Ready for launch into subspace!

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Who knew that finding total inner peace was just a matter of doing your yoga while

Who knew that finding total inner peace was just a matter of doing your yoga while naked, bound and upside down?

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Looking for summer fun during the lockdown? Try the Slavegirl Slide & Suck!

Looking for summer fun during the lockdown? Try the Slavegirl Slide & Suck!

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When gang rape is on the table, and so are you ...

When gang rape is on the table, and so are you ...

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Her Mistress was so evil -- there was no way the Mistress could feel that dildo being

Her Mistress was so evil -- there was no way the Mistress could feel that dildo being sucked but she was going to make her slavegirl suck on it constantly anyway.

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Visitors to the Appalachian Trial grew by 5000 percent once the slavegirl rest stops

Visitors to the Appalachian Trial grew by 5000 percent once the slavegirl rest stops were installed

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The best way to mount a wallflower is with a dildo pole.

The best way to mount a wallflower is with a dildo pole.

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Well, that's one way of watering the lawn.

Well, that's one way of watering the lawn.

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She saw the bit gags and ball gags were on the other girls ... oh, no, that meant

She saw the bit gags and ball gags were on the other girls ... oh, no, that meant she would be wearing the harmonica gag!

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I know why the caged birds sing, but why do they tend bar?

I know why the caged birds sing, but why do they tend bar?

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Some slavegirls say subspace leaves them feeling like they're floating on air, but

Some slavegirls say subspace leaves them feeling like they're floating on air, but this is ridiculous.

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When you pledge to the Barbie sorority, you have to be prepared for being Kenned.

When you pledge to the Barbie sorority, you have to be prepared for being Kenned.

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And it was only at this point that she suspected that Fran had lesbian tendencies.

And it was only at this point that she suspected that Fran had lesbian tendencies.

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She was so horny she was chewing on the bars of her cage

She was so horny she was chewing on the bars of her cage

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"You will never make me into your sex toy!" she cried. One hour later ...

"You will never make me into your sex toy!" she cried. One hour later ...

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It would have been very comfy bondage, if it weren't for the dildo wand and its relentless

It would have been very comfy bondage, if it weren't for the dildo wand and its relentless buzzing.

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She had to ask "What could be worse than being chained spreadeagled with a dildo

She had to ask "What could be worse than being chained spreadeagled with a dildo wand between my legs?"

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He jammed the dildo wand so far up her ass that her labia exploded!

He jammed the dildo wand so far up her ass that her labia exploded!

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And so King Arthur pulled Excalibur from the Lady of the Ropes and became the rightful

And so King Arthur pulled Excalibur from the Lady of the Ropes and became the rightful king of all England!

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She didn't know why they made her wear the panties that said she was "An Al

She didn't know why they made her wear the panties that said she was "An Al Slut." Her Master wasn't named Al!

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She had thought the Game of Thrones was simple: you win or you die. She had forgotten

She had thought the Game of Thrones was simple: you win or you die. She had forgotten about that third option for women.

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"You rubbed my lamp, Master, now I will rub anything you wish. Tit for tat!"

"You rubbed my lamp, Master, now I will rub anything you wish. Tit for tat!"

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Free women put their best foot forward, but for slavegirls it was something else

Free women put their best foot forward, but for slavegirls it was something else entirely ...

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Teaching slavegirls to swim can be very rewarding work.

Teaching slavegirls to swim can be very rewarding work.

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When Master said he wanted to do it doggy style, she'd been fine with it, but THIS

When Master said he wanted to do it doggy style, she'd been fine with it, but THIS was taking things too far!

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Christmas decorating is fun for everyone ... even the decorations!

Christmas decorating is fun for everyone ... even the decorations!

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"Rog, I think her butthook might be set just a LEETLE too tight."

"Rog, I think her butthook might be set just a LEETLE too tight."

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Man, the Japanese are SO FAR ahead of us!

Man, the Japanese are SO FAR ahead of us!

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She kept writhing and writhing to escape her bonds, but it only seemed to make the

She kept writhing and writhing to escape her bonds, but it only seemed to make the Masters hornier ...

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There's playing hooky, then there's playing self-hooky

There's playing hooky, then there's playing self-hooky

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Slavegirls tend to take their time and savor blowjobs: it's not like they're going

Slavegirls tend to take their time and savor blowjobs: it's not like they're going anywhere afterward.

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Not really a Covid mask ... but nice!

Not really a Covid mask ... but nice!

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"Despite all my savoir-faire/I am still just a butt in a chair"

"Despite all my savoir-faire/I am still just a butt in a chair"

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For homeowners, the term is "do it yourself." For slavegirls, it's "do

For homeowners, the term is "do it yourself." For slavegirls, it's "do yourself."

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Her panel gag has a built-in cock, and her sex harness has a built-in cock, and that's

Her panel gag has a built-in cock, and her sex harness has a built-in cock, and that's why her eyes are crossed.

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She had feared that time-out in the corner would be dull. Now she feared that it

She had feared that time-out in the corner would be dull. Now she feared that it would not.

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A slavegirl keeps her panties fresh: they might serve as a gag at any time.

A slavegirl keeps her panties fresh: they might serve as a gag at any time.

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She was pretty sure her escape attempts would work better if she wasn't always stopping

She was pretty sure her escape attempts would work better if she wasn't always stopping to masturbate, but she was a slavegirl, she got excited SO easily!

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It was the kind of women's prison were nobody got to wear clothes and you were either

It was the kind of women's prison were nobody got to wear clothes and you were either the one who tied up your cellmates, or the cellmate who got tied up.

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For men who play the game of thrones, you win or your die. For women, there is a

For men who play the game of thrones, you win or your die. For women, there is a third option.

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Strangely, for free women it's the Walk of Shame, for slavegirls it's the Walk of

Strangely, for free women it's the Walk of Shame, for slavegirls it's the Walk of No Shame

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Taking stock of her situation, she realized she was in stocks, and that there was

Taking stock of her situation, she realized she was in stocks, and that there was very little point in taking stock of her situation.

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All Master had done was gag her and put a tailhook on her and she was already horny

All Master had done was gag her and put a tailhook on her and she was already horny as fuck. Dear god, what would it be like when he started fucking her?

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He didn't clean out his gutters often, and when he did, he found the damnedest things.

He didn't clean out his gutters often, and when he did, he found the damnedest things.

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Three mostly-naked slavegirls, one Boba Fett. Maybe the helmet left him practically

Three mostly-naked slavegirls, one Boba Fett. Maybe the helmet left him practically blind, but it also hid his big, dopey grin.

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In a slave kennel, everyone can hear you scream ... and no one cares.

In a slave kennel, everyone can hear you scream ... and no one cares.

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She was a true believer slavegirl: "Open it and they will cum in it" was

She was a true believer slavegirl: "Open it and they will cum in it" was her motto.

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They could make the pretzels, they could eat the pretzels, they could become the

They could make the pretzels, they could eat the pretzels, they could become the pretzels: these were talented slavegirls.

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Gated communities keep the undesirables out ... and the desirables in.

Gated communities keep the undesirables out ... and the desirables in.

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They had her arms and her waist covered, but what they were apparently most concerned

They had her arms and her waist covered, but what they were apparently most concerned about was her neck escaping.

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It's a little-known historical fact that in summer when the temperatures got to a

It's a little-known historical fact that in summer when the temperatures got to a sizzling 33F degrees, the Vikings used to do outdoor bondage.

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Her face when Master forbids her to cum, but she's gonna cum and she knows it.

Her face when Master forbids her to cum, but she's gonna cum and she knows it.

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Republican style vaginal ultrasounds were in fact very invasive, and fun, too.

Republican style vaginal ultrasounds were in fact very invasive, and fun, too.

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