Jizz

Draw Something they said, it's clean wholesome fun they said...

funny

Get a tan they said; it'll look good they said

ladybonersgw

Smoke weed they said, it'll be fun they said!

funny

Told the lady I need to re-up on that Purp...she said why? I said, too many blue balls!

treesgonewild

One girl saw a pic and said it was s[m]all... On the other hand my ex said I was the best sex she ever had. Opinion?

gomewild

[M] girl stopped mid sex, said "my chode" was too small for her, and said my dick looked like a snapping turtle. Yup

gonewild

Major in the humanities they said. We have job placement after graduation they said.

circlejerk

Work on a road construction site they said, you will earn money and get a nice brown skin they said.

pics

Wear a tank top they said, it'll be fun they said

GaybrosGoneWild

"Rollerblade high," my cousin said, "It's the best," he said. [7] [NSFW]

trees

Use the ZombieBooth app they said. It'll be fun they said...

funny

Get a Jessie J calendar they said. It'll be sexy they said...

pics

I said am cumin he said am cumin wit ya[f]

gonewild

Come to Bridgeport they said. It will be fun they said.

playrust

Go on okCupid they said, it's nothing like Grindr they said.

lolgrindr

We went again. My hubby used my water proof phone and snapped some pics. My dad was on the float watching. He kept telling me that I was beautiful. He said he was glad I used the same swimsuit. I told him the bottoms were panties, and he said well they lo

wifesharing

Apparently, all images and artwork of Trya Sanchez must be taken off the Internet so it doesn't offend anyone. Do you guys think the backlash and overreaction to what Tyra said is worse than what she actually said?

rpdrtearanny

Scoop'n'swoop they said. It'll make them look better they said. (blurry, prefer it that way) [NSFW]

bigboobproblems

Wife said I could post a picture of her. She said I can post more if she likes the replies

RealGirls

Wife said I could post this pic of her, she said I can post more if she likes the comments

gonewild

My girlfriend laughed and said "you sure you wanna show that little thing off?" when I asked her about posting. She said "you look prepubescent but with hair" and started giggling when I showed her.

sph

It's safe, they said, they're harmless, they said

TBoIRule34

[Spoiler] Let's build a settlement at the Boston Airport I said, it will be a great idea I said...

fo4

Lets try a threesome, they said It would be fun, they said

VAPIDVICE, bestof_gangbangs

Let jesus take the wheel, they said. It'll be fun, they said...

ImGoingToHellForThis

My mom said i was pathetic when i was 14 but then my aunt said i was nice and big as a 28yo

ratemycock

[NSFL] During the game someone said "You're crazy wearing those shoes." I said "Nah, I've never even rolled my ankle."

anklebreakers

"Build bridges" they said. "Not walls" they said. (too soon)

DarkHumor

I should not have said that... I should not have said that

memes

Work in prosthetic they said, you will help people they said.

Unexpected

Post on ladybonersgw they said. If will be fun they said.

ladybonersgw

(M) this person was saying they want me to be they sex slave I seen you on Reddit I be over there having coffe they never said they name they just said shit that only I would know. But far as the messages on here yeah because this profile led me to believ

gonewild

(M) I'm just gone leave this here. We grown be yourself. Your old enough to be my momma then you should know momma always said be you fuck what others think we'll at least that's what mine said to me and if they can't except you for you they wasn't meant

gonewild

(M) she even said then. I have nasty stuff on there what str8 man wouldnt wanna see Another beautiful twin and gabe us the computer and said she have that on there come on now and ahe know I'm not Lieing. She have a beautiful body and unstable personality

gonewild

I said karma whore, he said regular whore

RealGirls

[Buyer review] asked for pics etc. said he wanted to buy but never made a PayPal account or said he was ready for a payment...when I asked he doesn't answered anymore. Maybe it's just a special case but in my opinion a waste of time

usedpanties

(M) like i said i didn't feel comfortable where i worked felt sexually inclined to have to do things. But I'll be back working soon. But like I said I @ strieble running

gonewild

"I want to go surfing, and my mom said you're invited. My mom said so, not me, got it?"

Tsunderes

Go golf they said...it would be fun they said...well thanks for the soon to be burn lol

ladybonersgw

My 19 yo gf said I don’t deserve to cum in her. She said she wants to find someone who does. Her Kik SarahMath1999 . Still not allowed to read the messages.

Cuckold

My landlord called around because I was a few days late paying rent. He said we could ‘come to an arrangement’ if he could take some pictures, or punish me instead. Then when he had me in the corner he said he is going to ‘ruin me’. What does he mean?

Misogynyfetish

2018 Body Gratitude Month 12 Day 28 - We can wiggle out of the expectations set on us. “The bird...said: ‘I don’t belong in here.’ And flew out. And the next morning, I woke up [from the dream] and I said: “I’m coming out.” —Ellen DeGeneres

stillinmetamorphosis

"He Said, She Said" (1991) PG-13 - Ashley Gardner [Breasts]

PGMovieNudityArchive

I jokingly said I'd test my GF when she finished all the MCU movies, and she said "Haha, I dare you." So I spent this past weekend writing a 25 question test (complete with essay question) and I thought I'd share her results!

u_YourCountryboy

Mama always said don't stretch your shirt out but as Coach Klein always said "but what mama don't know won't hurt her"

gonewild

Guy Posted Girl on Right and Said he Had her Nudes But Then Said Nvm

jobuds

Try out Magnums XXL, they said... They'll fit without any issues, they said...

u_DocAndMhartiTA, MassiveCock, ThickDick, gaymersgonewild, GaybrosGoneWild, foreskin, cock, bigonewild

"I said i was fine, but when you said that you would have liked to expose, at the party, I tought you were talking about yourse- HEY! Stop it now, I repeat!"

FutaNextDoor

I'd be lying if I said it wasn't part of why I said yes...

StagVixenLife

It's my birthday today, would love some help celebrating. So far 3 people have said happy birthday, 0 in my vanilla including the people I live with. Thank you to those that have said happy birthday, it's nice to not feel completely forgotten. Have fun ev

RandomActsOfNSFW

(m) I remember me and her 1rst start talking she came over. Counted 1,100 in her face smoke money big fact, but I love and respect her hustle she said she didn't need my money just me. I said damn I'm in love with this bunny factz.

gonewild

Go fish they said. It'll be fun, they said.

HadToHurt

Let's go for a hike she said, let's share those tits he said... [F35]

TinyTits, PublicFlashing, gonewild30plus, u_deadlyhotshot07

18 F. Flashing to my big bro while going on a quarantine walk. I told him I have a better ass than his girlfriend. He said "prove it". My shocked face is when he asked me for anal and I said "yes but only my butt because I'm your sister". I can't believe

DirtyConfession, nsfwhardcore, AdultNeeds, nsfw, RealGirls, RateMyAss, jerkofftomymom, ass, booty, OnOff, asstastic, PublicFlashing, FlashingAndFlaunting, Mooning

Just bought this h from my reg plug. He said if I swallow it I die. I already did cause he didn’t tell me until after. He said it’s only for snorting. Is he trippin or can I really die from injesting heroin or whatever this is?

drugsarebeautiful

Giving the big bro his nightly pleasures because I'm a good sister :) He said "what am I going to do tomorrow?" and I said "fucking your sisters tight little butthole until she can't walk properly" and he came almost straight away. If you want to hate, fu

DirtyConfession

Get a kitten, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

u_rabrugu, u_aprilbitch22

Someone said to drop, I said sure what the hell [F]

gonewild

I got banned from r/tinydick or whatever lol. They said my cock was too large lmao. They said my erect dick was too average basically.

WannaBeNudist

After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never satisfy her. She said it wasn't a divorce, I could still live there, but I had to work for her as a crossdressed maid. She would bring in many large cocked lovers to please

EffeminacyAndFaggotry