Jizz

My boyfriend said no, but I said fuck you. I love reddit.

gonewild

Be [M]ore confident they said. Clean your mirror they said

gonewild

Cats and boobs, they said.. Frontpage, they said..

pics

let's get shit faced, they said, it'll be fun they said

nsfw, FiveYearsAgoNSFW

War against Islam they said. It needs to be done they said. [NSFL]

atheism

Take a nice photo they said. You look good they said. NSFW

funny

They said I couldn't make it. They said my shorts weren't short enough. Well look at my thighs now,mahh

Sexy

Post topless hippies they said, everyone up votes topless hippies they said. [NSFW]

pics

Get a dog they said. It'll be cute they said. (NSFW)

aww, funny

Come to our party, they said. It won't be a sausage fest, they said. [NSFW]

pics

"Bath the cat" He said... "You'll be fine!" He said...

pics

Be a bird they said, it'll be fun they said.

cringepics

Please no more bullying, friendos! Today, at school some guy came over to me and hit my sandwich out of my hand. 'lol' i said but he said that we're friends and i believe him im kind of in with the popular crowd we play D&D sometimes y'all should hang

LeagueOfMemes

[M]y Ex-GF said I have no ass and i need to shave it - I said no. What do you think ?

gonewild

I have a new thing when visiting other countries, I said i would do it and everyone said I don't have the bollocks.

pics

I’m at the top of my class, my professor said. The final is in the exact same format as our other exams, my professor said. She could’ve bought me a drink first. (NSFW)

AdviceAnimals

"Pose for this stock photo," they said. "What could go wrong," they said.

funny

She said her butt is "meh" I disagreed and said, "let's ask the internet"

RealGirls

Have a kid they said, it'll be such a blessing they said. (Nsfw poop)

pics

Go wakeboard, they said ! It will be fun, they said !

watersports

Give Facebook another chance, they said. It's not that bad, they said...

facepalm

"Have a baby," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "No, thanks," I say. (x-post from r/WTF)

childfree

Go diving for lobster they said, it'll be fun they said, fuck you moray.

pics

Just one beer they said, don't worry they said. [Nsfw]

funny

Fabric dye said "stir constantly for 30 minutes." I said "to hell with that."

lifehacks

I said "Don't send me pictures of monkey dicks! Pictures of monkey dicks trigger my PTSD!" and she said "OMG! Did something happen to you?" nsfw because title.

funny

[NSFW] Go to chatroulette they said, it will be fun they said

funny

My teacher said my skirt was too short, so he made me take it off and do my class on the floor in front of his desk...then he said he wanted to see me later...do you know what happened...?

slutsincollege

I was happy when my wife said I was amazing in bed last night, but then confused when when said "especially in second round." Where the f is my shotgun!

funny

DO A SHOT THEY SAID, ITS FOR A MEME THEY SAID...

opiates

Let's visit a museum they said. It will be fun they said

WTF

She said not to send any cock pics... but she said she really liked this. Ladies did I do good?

gonewild, ladybonersgw

"Go to the spawn island" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

PUBATTLEGROUNDS

I took this today, my mom said it looked like a turtle, I said it did not...

funny

[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing" they said.

childfree

(M) she said she'll never turn her back on me she lied to meee what i do what do oooohhh return of the mack...She said ill never feel this pain sheeeee lied to meeeeee

gonewild

[19/19][FM4M/MF/F][Vancouver] Girlfriend and I got matching tats, bf said it wouldn't get any me any action, and I said it would get more than he thinks. Help?

swingersr4r

"Harder, Daddy!" She Said, It Was Fun She Said

NSFWLW

Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs lotk sexy, they said. [oc]

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Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs look sexyW they said. [oc]

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Legendary cyclist Gino Bartali delivered messages by bike for the Italian resistance in WW2 and hid Jews in his own home. Silent about his deeds after the war, he said “the good is done, not said. And some medals hang on the soul, not the jacket.”

u_tonertonetone

Someone said to drop, I said sure what the hell [F]

u_IIUUIIUU, gonewild

My BF Watches a lot of BBC porn he said I am Made for it... He wants me To try it, but I am not sure if I even Like black guys or huge Penises (looks painful). Am I even Black guys type? Will I be able to "take it" and will I like it? He Said I should try

BBCparadise, ChurchOfTheBBC

Can someone tell me if this is blood? Stumbled across this years ago and the police said it's nothing, I can send the full video in a little bit, just got to upload it to a throwaway YouTube account. As they said there will be legal repercussions if I kee

CrimeScene

She on live talking about her new wax job. Someone said she should show it on her onlyfans. She said she will never show bare coochie, just the print and she's apparently in a relationship now ?

LadyL

“Holy shit! She actually did it!” I said as I stared in the camera of my phone. My GF said she found a way for us to stay sexual with each other during lock down. I didn’t think she’d actually switch our bodies though! I just hope my parents don’t walk in

bodyswap

They Said They Were Too Different. They Said It Wouldn't Last

u_hibrosh

She said she cant work today She said her arm is in a cast

FishingGW

You said you loved me I said I loved you more snapchat albinbunny68

ImReallySorryJon

Come back in to the o[f]fice they said, show off my my tiAs I said! ?

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It Will Be Fun They Said, The Quarantine Won't Be Forever They Said... So Here I Am!

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That so O. p that can be a mind 'hack' "what is" Tosh. 0 said that ***hims*** 'himself said that'

u_sideShow-Bob12

Come on you said you said it again s.nap<racescale?

LesbianDrip

"ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." she said. "woah your the one that keeps knocking on my door and wants to get pounded until mourning." but i cant control my body" she said. "yea yea but will fix on your attitude so tommorrow bring a strap on dildo and a friend, d

animehypnosis

Aw she said she said no no no no s,na!p-clewflite!

caughtandcontinued

I never said I never said it s?nap=lortsroot!

CrochetBikinis

And I said what I said and I meant it s,,nap*givingode!

PrimitiveWomen

He said I'm ugly? I said nahh

BBW_Everything

He said I'm ugly? I said nahh

gonewildbbw

Oh You Said Show Your Tattoo.....I Thought You Said Show Your Tit Too

NataLee