Said

I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his "bosses computer". (NSFW)

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Time for this one again. It can't be said enough.

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I withdrew 4200 presidential dollar coins from the bank and my friend said she wanted to bodypaint a girl as Scrooge McDuck. The result...

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Reddit, meet my roommate... She said this after she woke up hungover from a big drunk night out and smelled her hand while drinking the coffee I gave her....(yep she's single!)

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a guy I know asked for my reddit username today... I said try to find me ;) [f]

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Because EVERY pm said to strip...same pose; no pants (f)

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You said Netflix and chill.

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Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average spleen, they said it was a miracle it hadn't burst.

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TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself in his room. When Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day) knocked on his door to see if he was alright, Bernie said "Wake me up when September ends".

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He said to ready both my holes (f)or him - no small feat

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Dad walked in and said, "Y'all are gonna make me a new one".

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Happy Valentine's Day! Wife said if this pic gets the most upvotes in this sub then she'll let me cum on her face and post it here.

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Who said you need to do your hair to look beautiful?

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Equality is good for everyone they said.

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My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this on my towel rack

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Co-worker saw me in a normal shirt and said, "Damn girl! Where you been hiding those!?" (f)

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I always try to hide my tummy in pictures, but this time I said 'fuck it'. PMs welcome :)

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Tinder profile said "open-minded and want to try new things"

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Ok, you said you were ready. (F, 41)

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She said if it's popular we can share all of her pics

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She said if they like this we can post more, let's make her not nervous!

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Girlfriend, 25, said she'd share a lot more if enough people like her body

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My mum always said, when the weather starts getting colder make sure you put warm socks on

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Truuuuu (r/funny said this was porn....)

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I'm pretty self-conscious about my pussy, so I'd be lying if I said posting this didn't make me nervous...here it is anyway (F21)

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I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROOOOOOOOO

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You all said i don't show off my pussy enough.... So here you go. Be gentle ? (f)

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Someone said I can post here :) [OC]

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Someone said I should post it here ;) What you think? [oc]

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Someone said I am anorexic :D But I still have nice pair of tits ;) [oc]

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A bunch of you said you'd like a better peek at my eyes, so here it is in better lighting [f]

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I think I should quit this sub. I seriously just said to my guy “I’ll be your Mommy” and kinda meant it ?? [F42]

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(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to jump in like that. And she said she understands...And rdy to try us out if me and her dnt work. I said. For now lets move slow as friends 1rst. I swear on my kids

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Someone said I am cute here ;) What you think? ;) [oc]

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Mods said my last post was too Mild. I'm (F)ucking bringing it this time....happy now??? ??????. F46

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At that moment, Billy knew what his mother meant when she said, you’ll know when it’s true love.

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My friends said I can't wear this out...should I anyway? (f)

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I know what she said, but... makeup and lingerie are this girl's best friends ??

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Daddy said he'd spank me if this gets enough attention... please help [F] 21

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My mom always said I have “child bearing hips”

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A (f)avorite redditor said they missed me around here ❤

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Daddy said that my body is made to be bred by him

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If I said I liked your face, would you hold it against me? ?

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Six-year-old Bridger saved his little sister’s life by jumping in front of a charging dog. He later said, “If someone had to die, it should be me.”

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Someone said I (f22) have a guilty smile

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You said if I got naked you'd get naked too, so why are your pants still on?

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The comments said I have a superiority complex, so why don’t you come put me in my place? ? (f)

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See, I wasn’t lying when I said the Starbs drivethru is my favorite place to play? [GIF]

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Someone said I needed a bigger plug. (OC)

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"Her boobs are too big and there is too much beer in my refrigerator".. Said no man ever.

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It's been said before but, Karen Gillan was so deliciously fuckable in Jumanji.

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It's destroy dick December now. That being said, do you think you could handle me?

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Someone said I look too sweet for this, but I just like doing dirty things

Jizz

I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his "bosses computer". (NSFW)

Time for this one again. It can't be said enough.

I withdrew 4200 presidential dollar coins from the bank and my friend said she wanted to bodypaint a girl as Scrooge McDuck. The result...

Reddit, meet my roommate... She said this after she woke up hungover from a big drunk night out and smelled her hand while drinking the coffee I gave her....(yep she's single!)

a guy I know asked for my reddit username today... I said try to find me ;) [f]

Because EVERY pm said to strip...same pose; no pants (f)

You said Netflix and chill.

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average spleen, they said it was a miracle it hadn't burst.

TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself in his room. When Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day) knocked on his door to see if he was alright, Bernie said "Wake me up when September ends".

He said to ready both my holes (f)or him - no small feat

Dad walked in and said, "Y'all are gonna make me a new one".

Happy Valentine's Day! Wife said if this pic gets the most upvotes in this sub then she'll let me cum on her face and post it here.

Who said you need to do your hair to look beautiful?

Equality is good for everyone they said.

My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this on my towel rack

they said it once

Co-worker saw me in a normal shirt and said, "Damn girl! Where you been hiding those!?" (f)

I always try to hide my tummy in pictures, but this time I said 'fuck it'. PMs welcome :)

Tinder profile said "open-minded and want to try new things"

Ok, you said you were ready. (F, 41)

She said if it's popular we can share all of her pics

She said if they like this we can post more, let's make her not nervous!

Girlfriend, 25, said she'd share a lot more if enough people like her body

My mum always said, when the weather starts getting colder make sure you put warm socks on

Truuuuu (r/funny said this was porn....)

I'm pretty self-conscious about my pussy, so I'd be lying if I said posting this didn't make me nervous...here it is anyway (F21)

I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROOOOOOOOO

You all said i don't show off my pussy enough.... So here you go. Be gentle ? (f)

Someone said I can post here :) [OC]

Someone said I should post it here ;) What you think? [oc]

Someone said I am anorexic :D But I still have nice pair of tits ;) [oc]

A bunch of you said you'd like a better peek at my eyes, so here it is in better lighting [f]

I think I should quit this sub. I seriously just said to my guy “I’ll be your Mommy” and kinda meant it ?? [F42]

(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to jump in like that. And she said she understands...And rdy to try us out if me and her dnt work. I said. For now lets move slow as friends 1rst. I swear on my kids

Someone said I am cute here ;) What you think? ;) [oc]

Mods said my last post was too Mild. I'm (F)ucking bringing it this time....happy now??? ??????. F46

At that moment, Billy knew what his mother meant when she said, you’ll know when it’s true love.

My friends said I can't wear this out...should I anyway? (f)

I know what she said, but... makeup and lingerie are this girl's best friends ??

Daddy said he'd spank me if this gets enough attention... please help [F] 21

My mom always said I have “child bearing hips”

A (f)avorite redditor said they missed me around here ❤

Daddy said that my body is made to be bred by him

If I said I liked your face, would you hold it against me? ?

Six-year-old Bridger saved his little sister’s life by jumping in front of a charging dog. He later said, “If someone had to die, it should be me.”

Someone said I (f22) have a guilty smile

You said if I got naked you'd get naked too, so why are your pants still on?

The comments said I have a superiority complex, so why don’t you come put me in my place? ? (f)

See, I wasn’t lying when I said the Starbs drivethru is my favorite place to play? [GIF]

Someone said I needed a bigger plug. (OC)

"Her boobs are too big and there is too much beer in my refrigerator".. Said no man ever.

It's been said before but, Karen Gillan was so deliciously fuckable in Jumanji.

It's destroy dick December now. That being said, do you think you could handle me?

Someone said I look too sweet for this, but I just like doing dirty things

I said no three times, what are you still doing here? .... Hello?

Thats what mama said thats what mama said snap mariongirl13

Last time I posted here you guys said my dildo was too small. Am I doing it right this time?

You said nobody would see us

It's said said sad signs s.n?a.p*givingode!

Brita said what she said!.