Jizz

A{f}ter sex, i took this picture of my GF, and just said Damn! All she said was "put that on Reddit and see if it gets you any points..."

gonewild

"Just a couple of drinks!" he said. "Win a staff!" he said.

skyrim

Give us titties, they said...We'll give you imaginary Internet points, they said!

gonewild

HEY FAGITS, SHE SAID USE LUBE. I SAID NO.

spacedicks

What he said. What I said.

lolgrindr

Someone said I'm only sexy with my clothes off...I said CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Did I prove him wrong? (Album in Comments)

gonewild

Go to the gym they said, your favorite shirts will still fit they said

ladybonersgw

Post more they said! We'll send you more PMs they said!

ladybonersgw

She said Post next.. i said ok

Boobies

He said, "Hold that pose!" I said, "What? Doesn't everyone do AM Yoga nude?

feet

Neighbor said he could hypnotize me to do anything he says. "Bullshit" I said, as I was taking this picture. (F)

gonewild

Get rid of the wrinkles, they said. It will be fun, they said.

NSFWFunny

he said "get on the desk and touch your pussy" and I said "yes sir" (f)

gonewild

"Try on the dress," they said. "It will look cute," they said.. [slightly NSFW]

bigboobproblems

Give up, they said. You'll never make a perfect loop, they said.

boobbounce

Someone said they would like to fuck me over the kitchen counter. I said why not? [F]

gonewild

This girl I'm dating's feet. She said no one has ever said anything positive about her feet, I told her she's been wasting her assets, but not before I put her foot in my mouth. More to come if you guys liked it!

feet

[F]uck me, they said. Sure, I said.

gonewild

Just crop it, they said. Can't recognize a body, they said. (f)

gonewild

Let's drink they said, it'll be fun they said

drunk

He said to put on something bright that said "I'm not wearing this to look pretty, I'm wearing it because I need a cock in me"

GoneWildPlus

"Let your cousins play," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.

splatoon

Just wear your T shirt over your bra and panties, they said. Nobody will see anything, they said.

accidentalnudity

He said there would be cookies so I said "Sure. Why not?" (F)

GWNerdy

"The beauty of public facilities." Leaving a mess in the bathroom is gross, but not posting a picture of said bathroom? Then again, I'm posting a picture of said gross picture...

trashy

Post a doggy shot they said. It would be [f]reakin' hot they said.

gonewild

He said, she said!

NSFWFunny, ImGoingToHellForThis

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job.

OnOff, girlsuncovered

Become a nurse, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

funny, creepy

Go to the Wonderbolts show they said. It'll be fun they said.

mylittlepony

I said, What you like about me? He said, That your ass fat

PAWGtastic, lakemonster22

let's go fishing they said... will be fun they said...

WTF

"You get to be a model," they said, "work with animals," they said.

Instantregret

She said "the padding in your bra makes your boobs look too (f)ake"...I said "girl, what padding?"

gonewild, BestFreePorn

[Eudetenis] "Work with Bandits" she said "Never underestimate the usefulness of others" she said (Cinder X Raven)

RWBYNSFW

“Well you must be excited...” he said. I said, “what? Yeah of course I am why?” “Cause you’re fucking dripping all over my stomach... ?”

grool, u_wannawanga

"Get a GoPro" they said. "Think of all the cool jumps you'll record" they said.

WastedGifs

Wife said her top was too see through for a night out, I said it was just perfect and so we went out. Men and women at the bar couldn't stop looking!

braless

"I wanted to go surfing and my mom said you're invited. My mom said so, not me. Got it?"

Tsunderes

[F24] And I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-titty...

treesgonewild

My wife [52] just asked me how she looked. I said, "Stunning". She said, "Right answer. Let's fuck." Her wish is my command!

maturemilf

Take of[f] your top, you said. OK, I said.

workgonewild

I have to attend weekly ‘reconditioning’ classes at work. They said the guys I serve don’t want to hear the ‘feminist shit’ that comes out of my mouth. Here they made me show my breasts and said these are theirs to ‘play with’ whenever they want, to start

Misogynyfetish

SHE SAID THE THING! GANGUT SAID IT.

AzureLane

Multitasking is easy, they said... Just stay focused, they said...

gentlefemdom

"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive" they said.. [OC]

BustyPetite, burstingout, CurvesAreAwesome, milf, u_meaty-midgets

Catch Urshifu they said. It'll be easy they said.

PokeSluts

He said he needed to go. I said stay. ? [OC]

watersports, u_Flamevalley

What if I said there weren't any rules? What if I said you could do ANYTHING you wanted to me???[oc]

LabiaGW

NNN (Nightly Nut November) - Day 7 - She said on the 6th day God made man. On the 7th day God relaxed and said "Men, relax as well. Have a nice nut."

hentaimemes

"Should've said something but I've said it enough by the way my words were faded rather waste some time with you" ?

gonewild30plus, homegrowntits, LipsAndNips

Get a vasectomy she said, it will be fine she said.

popping

"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said. (L_AXE)

HentaiBeast

Age gracefully they said. It will be fun they said (F) 45

40plusGoneWild

She Made Him Cum Super Fast...best Throat In Porn, They Said. Well Said!!! ???

QualityBlowjob, WorshipShaidenRogue

A long time member here said you guys like seeing thicc chonky boys between a pair of pretty girls (He asked for this months ago. Said I could reap the karma but he's keeping the bar! ? Rude! ?)

Silverbugs, stackonmyrack

Your girlfriend said you could fuck me [Futasub] [Apology] [Anal] [Herm] [Don't get cucked] [Your girlfriend said it was ok]

hentaicaptions, Oddhentaicaptions

Dad took this photo of me before I went out to dinner. He said "I need a pic". When I left I said "have fun jerking off to it" and we both laughed. I'll report back what happens.

Incestconfessions, milktruckjustarrive

Put on the cat ears they said. It'll look cute they said

traaNSFW

Hope everyone has a lovely weekend! There was some confusion in my last post I’d like to clarify - I never said squirt doesnt contain urine (the article I linked said it does) what I was saying is there’s a difference between straight up peeing and squirt

u_samuelandsienna, BootyholeQueens, u_adventure891