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"I know I can do better but I'm just to lazy to try lol"

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why wouldn't the creator of this sub call it "ChoosyBeggars." The phrase isn't beggars can't be choosing. lol fucking retard.

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But my thumbs are really big..

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Because she obviously deserves it....

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I am a women

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On paper i'm a catch and I deserve unconditional love

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As someone who is over 6ft... fuck these people.

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Maybe she creates connection by stuffing her face at expensive restaurants?

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I couldn't imagine why Meghan Trainor is her favorite singer

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Classic Thot

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Dream on, buddy

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Spoiled not saved ?

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Obese woman doesn't want fat man, wonder why?

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So edgy

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When you are too fat to cheat...

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Feminism Personified

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Obese Harley Quinn has ridiculously high standards

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I will be waiting for you......

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Would like an ｉｎｔｅｌｌｅｃｔｕａｌ

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I want a tall, intelligent Black man who will give me lots of attention, and in return I offer you this

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Honestly, the first option sounds like far less of a pain in the ass.

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Take a number, ladies

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This sorta fits here

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Needs a "woman"

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"must own a 7 bedroom house" (found on /r/sadcringe)

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I also love run-on sentences.

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The epitome of a choosing beggar

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I'm not picky...

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Does this count?

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post from r/tinder

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Its tame but i can finally contribute

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Tried to talk to a guy who was incredibly lonely and this was his response

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Dude I know that knowingly slept with someone who is HIV+ is mad that gay men are allowed to have preferences that exclude him.

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Found this Gem on Humans of NY

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Spoiled

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What's it all.... and an 8 inch dick.

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Don't swipe left

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Nice sexy girl

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Tis but a small request.

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Nice sexy girl

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Fuck me in the ass

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Obese gay beggar

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I feel like this isn’t even English

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custom video request [NSFW]

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Needs a super hot sex slave who would swallow their own piss...

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Needs a super hot sex slave who would swallow their own piss...

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Exposure! Is! Not! Compensation! (text is NSFW)

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Encountered one on the NSFW side of reddit - they wanted a video of me cumming while showing my face. I said no, which they didn't take kindly too.

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"I give you EXPOSURE, and all you have to do is sell your dirty panties to strangers and make them NSFW videos that they'll be free to do what they want with! AND you get to split your earnings 50/50!" Tbf, I don't think she would've seen a dime from this

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Don't know if it has been posted before but a classic choosing beggar (NSFW)

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Child care is not cheap (NSFW language)

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Mark it sold (OC)

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Choosing influencer

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He changed his approach pretty quickly after I didn't respond to his date requests

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Found on r/ABoringDystopia

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Insane dating profile with very unreal expectations that is able to fulfil whatsoever. definitely going to avoid this one personally

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Mod developer's response to a logo someone contributed to their design contest.

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This arrogant guy, recruiting artists for a 'collaboration'. (Long post, comments on imgur)

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CB wants a new high-end BMW or Mercedes to rent for $10/day while his car is in impound.

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Congratulations, you played yourself.

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