Jizz

I don't think anyone wants to see this..

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I swing all ways, including my fists.

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"I know I can do better but I'm just to lazy to try lol"

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Saw this lovely list on craigslist

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On paper i'm a catch and I deserve unconditional love

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As someone who is over 6ft... fuck these people.

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No fuckboys allowed

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Classic Thot

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Looks like a dude, but if you're tall and funny she could be all yours!

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Just Saying.

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Found on /r/Tinder; Is this a weird meme, or are these actually people?

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Just what I wanted

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"Buy me Starbucks and tell me I'm pretty"

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A woman with a beautifull face

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Dream on, buddy

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Spoiled not saved ?

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I wish I could live up to such lofty standards

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Obese woman doesn't want fat man, wonder why?

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"I should be a model"

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Holy shit! (x-post from r/Okcupid)

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Oh jeez, Fernando Delgado is a lucky man. Or was an unlucky one, not too sure.

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She is ready to head out with you for a sunset yacht cruise...

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He keeps his head in the books, yet incorrectly capitalized the wrong "your," but you had better be willing and ready to spend through the nose if you want to be with him.

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I want a tall, intelligent Black man who will give me lots of attention, and in return I offer you this

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All of the Food Groups

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Looking for a tall guy who loves sports

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He's such a keeper <3

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"must own a 7 bedroom house" (found on /r/sadcringe)

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I also love run-on sentences.

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Its tame but i can finally contribute

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Tried to talk to a guy who was incredibly lonely and this was his response

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Fat princess wants hot model, hot rich model, guy

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Accept me for who I am #noblacks

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Looking for drivers only!

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Obese gay beggar

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Unique tastes...

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I feel like this isn’t even English

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Atleast She Gives You an Option

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Needs a super hot sex slave who would swallow their own piss...

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Child care is not cheap (NSFW language)

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Mark it sold (OC)

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He changed his approach pretty quickly after I didn't respond to his date requests

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[nsfw] It’s Christmas...you mean I have to PAY for used panties?

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Guy claimed a free trial to a paid service, asks for more free content to "promote"

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CB wants a new high-end BMW or Mercedes to rent for $10/day while his car is in impound.

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I get these kinds of messages a lot but his threat was funny.

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CB makes NSFW ASCII art. Posts it to NoFap. Gets banned. Turns to the top minds at CopyPasta and is unhappy with the results

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He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.

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Congratulations, you played yourself.

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