FB contrasts almost make this too easy...
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Emily ain't nuttin ta fuck wit
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"I need to be spoiled like a man is supposed to"
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No sex, just pay me.
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TIL fat people are allowed to have standards but if skinny people have standards their shallow assholes
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Sure thing, Ally.
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Must enjoy oral (x-post /r/Tinder)
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Quickest left swipe I've done in a while
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I am serious, buy me things
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Scales are triggering
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No hymen no diamond
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Pregnant and ready to settle down? Oh boy!
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She wants a lumberjack
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I don't expect perfection, but damn.
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![The average neckbeard's criteria [xpost from JNBT]](https://i.imgur.com/rN2JHCqm.jpg)
The average neckbeard's criteria [xpost from JNBT]
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"No mingers"
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Why you're obligated to find me fucking attractive
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![Just because I'm fat, doesn't mean I'm into fat guys. [Xpost from Trashy]](https://i.imgur.com/rfgVhv3m.jpg)
Cargos should be the least of your worries.
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Will never shave her bush
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I will no longer accept the following flirations!
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I only want you for your money... Also, I'm fat
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I will pay for nothing
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"Nobody wants to talk to me!"
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Yeah, I'm fat and ugly and I want a "hot" girl to fall into my lap. How come ?! That's life. (Cross-posted from /r/niceguys)
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"Why aren't any of the rich hot celebrity guys I see on TV married to a fat woman? They all have a pretty face and flawless skin!"
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Looking for a sugar daddy with low standards
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Refrigerator seeking tall, alpha baseball athlete
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Once i move out of my parents basement and get a car, i'm going to have so much sex!
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Good lord.
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Only twice a week?
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No no no no no no no no no (x-post from r/sugarlifestyleforum)
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7 Bedrooms and no Kids ;D
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Define 'cute af'
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!["My ideal woman in a [large-ass] nutshell" (x-post from /r/CringeAnarchy)](https://i.imgur.com/A9BUnvMm.jpg)
29 year old girl goes insane over cancelled date
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Slim, white, under 26, not working, never been in a relationship, 5'2" to 5'4", educated but less than him
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I'm not picky...
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I won't message first
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Also I'm not racist, but i don't mix races.
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A choosing beggar gets absolutely destroyed.
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6'3" (no exceptions)
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Tis but a small request.
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Bilingual choosing beggar
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I won't message you or go on the date with you, but please pay for my Post Malone ticket
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When they talk about how great the exposure will be...
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