Jizz

I don't think anyone wants to see this..

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The exception, not the rule.

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Under 6 feet need not apply

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Not to be racist but...

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I swing all ways, including my fists.

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Genius wanted, send weight height and job in 1st message ;) lol (x-post from r/justneckbeardthings)

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Great joke

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People paying a camgirl to show her butthole are rude and don't say happy birthday! SAD!

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Paul Mitchell School and wants a grown up...

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He's not going to message first.

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Saw this lovely list on craigslist

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Decent guys don't care about my size

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Was on /r/funny, feels like it's appropriate here.

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No fuckboys allowed

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"I'm picky"

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This guy

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Looks like a dude, but if you're tall and funny she could be all yours!

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"Don't let my pic fool you"

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Just Saying.

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My plans are foiled

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Anyone? (X-post /r/trashy)

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Found on /r/Tinder; Is this a weird meme, or are these actually people?

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She believes she deserves a "fit and successful man"

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Doesn't get along with gay guys...

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Just what I wanted

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International niceguy with that ? tinder game (x-post /r/niceguys)

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"Buy me Starbucks and tell me I'm pretty"

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A woman with a beautifull face

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Be Tall

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Sigh

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XPOST from /r/cringeanarchy ...oh god, it hurts.

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I wish I could live up to such lofty standards

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"I should be a model"

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Holy shit! (x-post from r/Okcupid)

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Oh jeez, Fernando Delgado is a lucky man. Or was an unlucky one, not too sure.

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My local craig's. List of unrealistic demands followed by "must love BBWs" - cringe

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I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked on this CL add because it said it had a picture. He loaded a plain white jpg... In any case he is pretty evasive and if he had money to buy in a pretty little girlfriend he w

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Op posts in r/books asking how to pick up women (x-post from r/cringepics)

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She is ready to head out with you for a sunset yacht cruise...

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He keeps his head in the books, yet incorrectly capitalized the wrong "your," but you had better be willing and ready to spend through the nose if you want to be with him.

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Hint: I am worth a lot

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"I know I am looking for a unicorn [tee hee] but here is my list of demands. I of course am just a ball of jelly with nothing to offer"

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All of the Food Groups

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Looking for a tall guy who loves sports

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If you spent as much time working on yourself as you spent dreaming about that, you might actually have a chance

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He's such a keeper <3

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Ready for [f]un

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Fat princess wants hot model, hot rich model, guy

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Accept me for who I am #noblacks

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Looking for drivers only!

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Unique tastes...

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Posted this on trashy, was told it belongs here

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so what am I even supposed to get out of this deal? (NSFW)

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Atleast She Gives You an Option

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Haven't sold my artwork in years, turns out this beggar just wanted nudes. Sigh.

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[nsfw] It’s Christmas...you mean I have to PAY for used panties?

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Guy claimed a free trial to a paid service, asks for more free content to "promote"

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I get these kinds of messages a lot but his threat was funny.

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CB makes NSFW ASCII art. Posts it to NoFap. Gets banned. Turns to the top minds at CopyPasta and is unhappy with the results

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He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.

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