Jizz

You know you're an anal champion when you gape while in a relaxed state

gape

You'll get what you want when you deserve it!

Tgirls

You know you have a foot fetish: when you find a random picture for school research and...

FootFetish

When you wake~n~bake and realize you ate all the Lucky Charms the last time you got high.

see

You know you're Canadian when you (f)eel sexiest in gitch and a sweater.

gonewild

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams

girlswearingstrapons

You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you're using MS Paint to make porn advertisements....

funny

You ever have one of those days when you wanted four cheese lasagna so bad that you are willing to probe a bunny?

funny

You know you're in a classy joint when you can take a piss whilst reading the Kamasutra

funny

You ladies always drive me wild. You get my motor running when you strut by so beautifully. Nsfw

ladybonersgw

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown...

GoneMild

When you die after finishing an intense boss fight and you realize you forgot to save your game

stevenuniverse

When you aren't expecting it but next thing you know you have a hand print on your booty. (F)un stuff.

gonewild

You see what happens?! You see what happens when you send a stranger nudes?!

mangonewild

When you're bad you you're okay with that [F]eels good to be bad

asstastic

When you posted the ad you really didn't think you'd get here.

suckingtogether

When you find your phone [f]rom like 8 years ago, plug it in and find a pic of the biggest dick you've been with, you post it. Right? [m]

gonewild

You know when you send me dick pics, I just send them on to another {f}ucking dude who sends me a dick pic. You've been warned.

gonewild

When you and your SO get in that fight where you boil over and just spout all the toxic shit you've been withholding all these years

ImGoingToHellForThis

When you visit one daddy and another sends you a jockstrap, you pose like a a D tier model for them

GayChubs

You know you're small when you can fit into a drynite

tinydick

When you you've been called out on your shit so much, you have start approving comments...

lizkatz2

When you go out to lunch and have no one to cut your waffle for you, so you just eat it from the inside out.

littlespace

when you are in your office and you can't find a pencil....hey bro you need a pen?

NSFW_GIF, RandomPornGifs, NSFW_AwesomePornPics

When you ask if you can suck on her toes and she knows you've been waiting for a long time

feet

You know when you’re lying in bed and you can’t stop thinking o[f] someone? Tell me about it in the comments!

gonewild

When you feel heart broken you remember to look at the beautiful pussy you were given and smile.....

Nsfw_Amateurs

When you're 24 but just want a guy twice you're age + to (f)uck you...

gonewild

When you finish and forget that you have fenrirs [m]assive knot inside you and use it as a butt plug for the next hour or so

BadDragon

When you stumble across some drugs you forgot you had :)

highcandy

When you’re getting interviewed you, I’m the one question you didn’t prepare for

traps

When you think you see it but then you really see it

ImGoingToHellForThis

When you’re too eager, so you remove the shoes anyway you can...

FootFetish

When you're showing some coworkers some pictures and you swipe the wrong way and they see a picture you took in the work bathroom [20f]

gonewild

When you're out in the countryside, even a wilderness, a simple open front top gives you freedom and comfort where other clothing choices let you down

AltBoobWorld

When you have morning wood, and no one around to relieve you, you take things into your own hands.

u_ray8550, MalesMasturbating

when you're so poor you can't afford a TV there's only one thing to keep you from going insane

SimsGoneWild

When you look so good you just gotta get a selfie before you go out

AltBoobWorld

When you're a struggling college student, you find ways to lower expenses where you can. [FFM] [anal] [prostitution]

VanillaCaptions

When you know you have a big ass and you just don't care...

Trickedick, Thicchaps

When you know He's about to spank you and you totally didn't do anything wrong!!!

Sissies

you will never feel the satisfaction you get, when you make a girl orgasm...

Censoredforbetas

When you're locked away, you'll take any chance you can get to please yourself...

chastity

When you asked her if it was akward seeing her ex she sent you this censored pic back. You'll never fuck her again.

censorbox

when you want to redose but know you'll die if you do so

MoeDrugs

When you can't think of an excuse so you just text a picture to your boss letting him know you're too busy to come into work today.

nextdoorasians

when you get home today you will find this sexy petite girl waiting for you to do crazy things.

PetiteGoneWild

You're not you when you're horny.

berserklejerk

You can't have fun when you're dead....or can you?

worldpolitics