Jizz

When you envision "Old british lady" do you say "Damn she might have some ass on her?"....Now you do. Meet Carol Vorderman

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When you're done licking my shoes clean you can go ahead and hump my leg like the dog that you are...

WomenLookingDown

You le[f]t your acct logged in...see you when you get home ;)

gonewild

You know you are an aquarist when you see this picture and can only think what a shame it is that awesomely placed tank isn't being used.

Aquariums

You always wondered why they chuckled when you said.. Let her know anything you need......

HotwifeXXXCaptions

When you're a dad you don't get a lot of alone time...I wanted to share some of mine with you

ladybonersgw

When you look so good you wish you could do yourself

ladybonersgw

When you ask him to put on a show for you and you can't help but take photos.

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When you end up with (m)ore lipstick on your chin and his cock than on your lips, you know you're having a (f)abulous time

gonewildcouples

When you do a battery drop test but you realize you're at the beach

LinusFaces

When you get home all I want is for you to jump on me and wrestle my cock inside you

ladybonersgw

When you work on a Saturday, you take bathroom pics. It's what you do!

ladybonersgw

When you're single and have to ask a (f)riend to help you find out what you look like from behind :P

gonewild

You know you're a true slut when you use cock to hide your face in naughty pics!

BBW

You so fuckin' precious when you smile. Hit it from the back and drive you wild.

PetiteGoneWild

When you tell your man you need more dick... this is what you mean.

MassiveCock

When you get captured by orcs and you're too weak to breed and too ugly to become a pleasure slave, you get locked in a crude, brutal metal chastity device and do neither.

chastity

You think you sound silly when you call my name, but I hear it inside my head all day

BBW

When you spank Alia's ass in public and she looks at you like this. What do you do?

JerkOffToDesiCelebs

When you’re hanging with her ex and he shows you videos you’ve never seen before.

BabeCock

When you're pleading with your body to let you cum like you did pre-hrt.

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You know it’s a good weekend when you lose track o[f] how many times you’ve cum

gonewild

You know you need bigger toys, when you take your 7.5in dildo and use it as a buttplug :D

GaybrosGoneWild

When you know you're in trouble with the boss, but you don't care....

DanniAshe

When you can't tell people at work why you know the model from a article they sent you at work

Tgirls

You're not you when you're hungry. Here, have some cock! ?

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When you’re horny enough you don’t care who may recognize you .. (f) might delete soon

gonewild

When you make a silly face cuz you didn't wear a bikini and realized you can't compete

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You know you’re sick when you can’t stand for the whole of your second favourite activity

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When you don't realize how horny you are until you look down

WetSpotGuys, gaymersgonewild

You know you've lucked out when you bring a girl like this back to the hotel (AIC)

NSFW_China

When you don't have a boy to fuck you, you have to take care of it yourself ?

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When you've got Jelena Jensen and Aria Giovanni, you know you bought the right boat

IShouldBuyABoat, curvesarebeautiful

When you're travelling where you came from, there's a lot of people around and you haven't had any in a week!

ondww

You don't get to see her in real life, and you don't get to see her when you jack your little dick off to her.

SissyCensoredPorn

When you girl you like send you pics like this it's hard to know whether or not to be happy

snapchat_nudes

When you go to copy a pose you think you re[m]ember... oops!

strikeaposegw

When you see this face you know you and your butt hole are in for a long night and no... I won't be needing to use a strapon.

traps, bois

You know you've got a good one when you can tell each other your fantasies. [bondage]

VanillaCaptions

When you see how good somebody looks bent over and you just cant get it out of your head; you put it to use..

mangonewild

You never know whats going on around you when you park up at the grocery store

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When you really want to be spanked... you make do with what you can [F]ind.

BDSMGW

You know how people say that, when you die, you are drawn into the light? This is why.

BustyPetite

When you're that desperate for dick in quarantine that you let your brother ass[f]uck you :)

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You knew now she was 18 your daughter Maddie Ziegler was going to being getting a lot of attention from men. What you weren't prepared for was the sight when you came home. Your princess bent over the dining room table getting pounded by your best friend,

CelebCucking

When you first started dating Jessica Nigri she told you she was totally straight and hadn't even kissed another woman. After just seeing you naked she was so put off men that she needed Meg Turney to fuck her and make her forget about your pathetic excus

CelebCucking

When you got home and saw him, you knew your roommate wanted you on your knees.

straightturnedgay

When you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life [fm]

gonewild

You know you're addicted when you're excited for a new bathroom's suction cup toy possibilities.

MenWithToys

When you should be studying but instead you are playing around with your pens (2.0)... Can you lend me another one? Would rather have more inside of me (f)

gonewild

You work so hard all day, I’ll be on my knees waiting to relieve you when you walk in the door. (F)

gonewild

You see me waiting on the bed like this when you come in, does it convince you to fuck me?

asshole