Jizz

When you're in /r/all clicking the NSFW links and you accidentally click a post in /r/ladybonersgw...but you're being honest with yourself

gifs, reactiongifs

You know you're Alberta when you see a truck with... [NSFW air freshener lol]

alberta

You know you're polish when you start to write like this...

polskiememy

When you don't have a girl so you gotta post things on Snapchat to deceive your contacts into thinking that you get action.

teenagers

When you're browsing reddit and this fucker shows up making you think you have a dead pixel, but no, it's just reddit being an asshole.

GrindsMyGears

When you wanna get turn but you broke but your homie says they got you

ImGoingToHellForThis

When you have stuff to do but you wish you were balls deep...

MassiveCock

When you told her you wanted to give a blowjob, she said you had to go all the way

suckingtogether

When you say you're close but she doesn't believe you

gifs

You know you've watched too much porn, when you recognise someone in Hell's Kitchen...

pornstar

When you lie to Sir about cuming so he ties you up and leaves you there with the wand on high [F]

BDSMGW

When you drift off to that other world, you'll (f)ind me waiting for you...

NakedCurvySluts

You know you have big boobs when you can lick your own nipple ;P (deleted b/c I apparently can't spell check)

NakedCurvySluts

When you're helping you're buddy find his contact lens and you see it!

notgayporn

When you murder-suicide a supermarket because you believe you'll reincarnate as a Danny Phantom character

ImGoingToHellForThis, dankmemes

when you're a #hot #brunette, you know you won't keep your clothes on for long

Oldje

When you realize the surprise you had in mind was FAR different from the surprise you had in mind. Well, now her Ladies Book Club knows me far better than they planned.

OhNoDadWentWild

When you're the leader of the of the FCC, but you act like you're still working in Indian tech support.

ImGoingToHellForThis

When you are away at work but before you she emphasizes that you answer her FaceTime call

wifesharing

When you start jerking off to Carla Gugino, you know you're gonna bust a nut in less than a minute. This woman oozes sex

JerkOffToCelebs

When you post a ? pic and the 2 guys who follow your Reddit/have known you biblically text that you’re torturing them ??‍♀️?

u_VietVixen, AsiansGoneWild

You know you make a lot of Adult Films when you signal ✂️ to the camera [Blooper]

BehindGonewild

When you see me you sometimes feel like you have an emergency ??

BestAsianNSFW

When you don't know what you're doing but you're still happy to help...

u_MirrorJackal

When you thought you were asexual and then the progesterone hits you

traaNSFW

When you are running around all day and you feel the buildup in your pants as you walk...

PlatinumHot

When you told her you were 7inches but really you were 5

NSFWFunny

When you can connect, I have something for you ❤ and I wish to talk to you, I'm Carolina ❤?

Nudes

You have to be comfy when you game, you know? -AreiBunn

DirtyGaming

You got hard when you see your little daughter stared the black kid at pool. How much would you pay to see your little daughter having anal sex with the neighbour's school dropout kid?

bangmybully, wincest

when you're divorced 30 years and she sends you this to invite you for a visit

gonewild30plus, 40plusGoneWild

When you say you're hungry and she does this. She is about to make you one hell of a sandwich.

PornMemes

When you tell her you're hungry and she does this. She's about to make you one hell of a sandwich.

PornMemes

You wondered why the caterers laughed at you when you came by to get your food after the wedding.

CheatingCaptions

You go to water your plant when you see this, what do you do?

KatyaEliseHenry

When you are caged, and your cheerleader dress matches your plug, you know you are going to have a good day...

SissyChastity

You had to leave town for a couple days for work, but it got cut short. When you got back late that night, you found your girlfriend murmuring in her sleep... [Artist: cougar1404] [Wholesome] [Girlfriend] [Cuddles]

hentaicaptions

When you want to be a slut but health comes first. #wearamask - DM me if you like what you see :)

indianSissies

When you tell her you're hungry and she does this. She's about to make you one hell of a sandwich.

PornMemes

When you say you can't cum over, i text you this to change your mind ?

iamatease

When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.

ThickDick

When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.

penis

When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.

mangonewild

When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.

ratemycock

When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.

MONSTERCOCKS

When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.

dicks