Jizz

"Hey, I came here to post that!" an original animation, featuring that guy from Firefly and that other guy who landed Jennifer Connelly. Dedicated to everyone who posted what I was going to say before I got to it! ( I tried pics, funny, circlejerk. Maybe

reddit.com

No google. That was not what I was looking for. [NSFW]

funny

Saw this today while I was out, and my immediate response was "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

atheism

make sure you wrap it before you stick it ....(wait for it)....under the tree! (yes, that was dumb. But it was my 26th post inside an hour what can I say.)

OnOff

So this was in my cousin's yearbook. Yes, a vagina. My boyfriend thinks it was an accident on the flashers part, but that does not look like and accident to me. What do you think?

funny

My dad spent a lot of time at sea when he was young. I found a few letters in our attic that he got from friends. This was on the backside of one. What an artist... (NSFW)

funny

I was told that I was not slim and therefore not hot. I don't think I am hot but I still think I am ok, what do you think?

mangonewild

So that's what Cortana was doing when Chief was in a Cryonic Sleep

rule34

She was in the back bedroom like a dirty secret. My sister died in the back bedroom. And that's what she was - a dirty secret.

FearMe

I've got junk in the trunk; or at least that was what I was told when pinched, lol.

BHMGoneWild

I was hit in the head from behind, and kicked while I was down by someone I know who does not like the fact that I am gay. lgbt, what is your experience with (unprovoked) verbal and/or physical hate? [NSFW]

lgbt, gaybros

I was told this weekend that I was the classiest mofo with hand tattoos. What do you ladies think?

ladybonersgw

I was told that I was pretty in pink today. What do you think?

mycleavage

First timer here. First day posting. Ex husband was a really sex negative partner so I'm trying to boost my self esteem on here in that area. He told me more than once I was repulsive! Ouch! What do u think reddit?

gonewild

She had a West coast strut that was sweet as molasses / Now, what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses

legs

So that was what Phelps was pissed off about!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hiking this afternoon and saw some animal poop that didn't look like a coyotes. There was quite a lot, kind of spread on the trail, like it was marking it territory(or had the runs). What animal pooped this?

socalhiking

Verification, they are both me the "deleted post" was about two years ago and the "nervous" post was last week. I have gained a little weight and wanted to see what the responce waa to both pictures so that i could get more motivated to loose weight. Sorr

gonewild

Once I realized the answer was yes, I knew that's what i was

cuckoldcaptions

Animal prints are not just for bingo ladies. Here is me in 2012. I dunno what the fuck was the deal with that horse, it was my ex-boyfriends!

CurvySugarTits

I was ready to go out, then I notice that something was missing. Guess what it is?

GoneMild, leggingsgonewild, pokies

Texted the wife what she was up to tonight, and she sent me this with a reply that she was “about to give your friend another blowjob.”

WouldYouFuckMyWife, Cuckold, Hotwife, jobuds, wifesharing, MyCalvins

You tried to resist, but slowly, your mind vanished, and all that was left, was her. [Hypno] [wait what's this] [it YOU being hypnotized] [plot twist lmao]

xxxcaptions

M/23/5'4 [145lbs > 132.8lbs] ( 6 months) I weighed more before Just never thought about taking progress pics. I was 158.6 around August. Before that I was off an on but now I'm fully committed. I am so proud for what I have don't. even deciding to make

progresspics

F42/5'6" /175 my earlier post was removed because it looked posed. I hope this one will qualify. I thought my earlier one made me look almost skinny, but I think I look too chubby in this one even though it was take a few minutes later. Sigh, that what ou

normalnudes, bigareolas, boobs

Neither girl was what you'd call kinky. At least, not by themselves. There was just something about having an audience that brought out their inner slut. [FFM]

xxxcaptions

Nr.5) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy, pussy, Just18

Nr.6) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy, pussy, Just18, barelylegalteens, WouldYouFuckMyWife

Nr.7) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy, pussy, Just18, pussyrating, WouldYouFuckMyWife, HighResNSFW

Nr.8) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy

How...how did you know that was what I was going to ask?

Hotwifecaption

A pic from the first set of nudes that I shot with a pro photographer. It was a fun time shooting the pics and I found it very liberating. The only problem was what to do with them. Then I found Reddit....

u_Jamie1208

Little known fact: the first space program that attempted to launch a human into space was the Venus program of the Grand Duchy of Lichtenstein, which still practiced female chattel slavery into the 1970s. Their motto was: "Space capsule? What space capsu

SFandFslavegirls

At that point I was wandering what she was going to do next...

Femdom

I took a break from all of it. I was getting too into it. Dressing up most of the days...it was to much. Turns out tho.. that if you let me alone in a room with girl lingerie...my true nature comes out no matter what i tell myself

GoneWildCD, traps, Sissies

(m) That's why I like her parents relationship all the bad that man could do she sticking behind her man and I feel her. She ain't fail at 5 she stop looking after number 2 because she knew what kinda person he was, and still can be I Honor that in a woma

gonewild

I was a recognized mechanic in this town. But one day the time came to retire, my body not being what it was ... until the Great Shift puts me into this babe. Since then, I never had so many clients ... I just have to remind them regularly that we don't t

OldAgeRegression

I was told that it was rude to sit back with your boots propped on the table. I wondered what I could do to make it even ruder ...

CoffeeGoneWild

Just look what I've got here! Takami cosplay will be bonus for all patrons in August starting from the lowest tier! That was my first manga and one of my first anime. Which one was your first? ^w^

Murrning_Glow, cosplaybabes, CosplayNation, girlsdoingnerdythings

Wow that was quite the downpour! What did you say was visible?

wetClothesAnime

He was trying to get me in the mood. What he didn't know is that... I already was

GWCouples

Have my first Date alone while hubby was at work. It was really exciting but I also feel bad cause I did‘nt no what happened when he see that it‘s going real.

slutwife

My ever so innocent daughter Evanna Lynch was happy to hear that I wanted to "get even closer" with her while her mum was away. The nervous look on her face when I pulled my cock out and she realised what I mean only made her more attractive to me

CelebrityDaughter

Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It was a white ballet outfit with a huge tutu, a white double-ended dildo, and a big bottle of lube. There was a note that simply said “All of it in your bottom. Wait for Daddy

CelebrityDaughter

Evanna Lynch had told all her friends that she was nervous about her mother going away for the weekend, she wasn't sure it was OK to do what we had planned. Once I unloaded inside my little girl, she let them know how being a homewrecker to her own parent

CelebrityDaughter

This poor girl thought I was training her to replace me after I retired. But she didn't know that my employers simply recruited her because she was what I asked in order for me to continue working for them. A pretty blonde... woman.

OldAgeRegression

I got a little caught up in what I was watching and sat back onto the desk behind me to get more comfortable for a moment... I forgot the tiny desk habitat was down there though! >.<; My huge butt crushed most of the little toys that were out... but

Giantess

My dad asked my sister what her new bikini meant, she told him that it was just the name of a brand. I knew better however. I knew she was slutty but I cant believe she being so brazen about it, especially on this island full of black guys. We are sharing

bangmybully, BlackWorldOrder

"You CAN'T be serious. How the hell am I supposed to raise that much money looking like... like THIS?" I hated what you'd done to my body, but I was sure I'd be able to buy my old one back eventually. Little did I know, time was NOT on my side...

bodyswap