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"Hey, I came here to post that!" an original animation, featuring that

"Hey, I came here to post that!" an original animation, featuring that guy from Firefly and that other guy who landed Jennifer Connelly. Dedicated to everyone who posted what I was going to say before I got to it! ( I tried pics, funny, circlejerk. Maybe

reddit.com

No google. That was not what I was looking for. [NSFW]

No google. That was not what I was looking for. [NSFW]

funny

make sure you wrap it before you stick it ....(wait for it)....under the tree!  (yes,

make sure you wrap it before you stick it ....(wait for it)....under the tree! (yes, that was dumb. But it was my 26th post inside an hour what can I say.)

OnOff

So this was in my cousin's yearbook. Yes, a vagina. My boyfriend thinks it was an

So this was in my cousin's yearbook. Yes, a vagina. My boyfriend thinks it was an accident on the flashers part, but that does not look like and accident to me. What do you think?

funny

I was told that I was not slim and therefore not hot.  I don't think I am hot but

I was told that I was not slim and therefore not hot. I don't think I am hot but I still think I am ok, what do you think?

mangonewild

So that's what Cortana was doing when Chief was in a Cryonic Sleep

So that's what Cortana was doing when Chief was in a Cryonic Sleep

rule34

My grandfather went on a trip to Africa and took some photos while there. He took

My grandfather went on a trip to Africa and took some photos while there. He took this one of an Angolan woman on her phone. When he asked what she was looking at. She told him that she was looking at porn, like it was no big deal.

funny

She was in the back bedroom like a dirty secret. My sister died in the back bedroom.

She was in the back bedroom like a dirty secret. My sister died in the back bedroom. And that's what she was - a dirty secret.

FearMe

As a victim of kidnap she thought she was nervous. However, he explained that he

As a victim of kidnap she thought she was nervous. However, he explained that he was the most nervous, what if he was pulled over by the police?!

bdsm

I've got junk in the trunk; or at least that was what I was told when pinched, lol.

I've got junk in the trunk; or at least that was what I was told when pinched, lol.

BHMGoneWild

He tried to tell me that I was misusing a big word. What makes it worse was how he

He tried to tell me that I was misusing a big word. What makes it worse was how he was defending his ignorance.

lolgrindr

I was hit in the head from behind, and kicked while I was down by someone I know

I was hit in the head from behind, and kicked while I was down by someone I know who does not like the fact that I am gay. lgbt, what is your experience with (unprovoked) verbal and/or physical hate? [NSFW]

lgbt, gaybros

I was told this weekend that I was the classiest mofo with hand tattoos. What do

I was told this weekend that I was the classiest mofo with hand tattoos. What do you ladies think?

ladybonersgw

I was told that I was pretty in pink today. What do you think?

I was told that I was pretty in pink today. What do you think?

mycleavage

She had a West coast strut that was sweet as molasses / Now, what really knocked

She had a West coast strut that was sweet as molasses / Now, what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses

legs

[Spoilers] what if every bad thing that ever happened to you was orchestrated by

[Spoilers] what if every bad thing that ever happened to you was orchestrated by one person? It was me naruto! It was me all along!!!!

Naruto

So that was what Phelps was pissed off about!

So that was what Phelps was pissed off about!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Verification, they are both me the "deleted post" was about two years ago

Verification, they are both me the "deleted post" was about two years ago and the "nervous" post was last week. I have gained a little weight and wanted to see what the responce waa to both pictures so that i could get more motivated to loose weight. Sorr

gonewild

Once I realized the answer was yes, I knew that's what i was

Once I realized the answer was yes, I knew that's what i was

cuckoldcaptions

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.

The_Donald

Animal prints are not just for bingo ladies. Here is me in 2012. I dunno what the

Animal prints are not just for bingo ladies. Here is me in 2012. I dunno what the fuck was the deal with that horse, it was my ex-boyfriends!

CurvySugarTits

I was ready to go out, then I notice that something was missing. Guess what it is?

I was ready to go out, then I notice that something was missing. Guess what it is?

GoneMild, leggingsgonewild, pokies

Texted the wife what she was up to tonight, and she sent me this with a reply that

Texted the wife what she was up to tonight, and she sent me this with a reply that she was “about to give your friend another blowjob.”

WouldYouFuckMyWife, Cuckold, Hotwife, jobuds, wifesharing, MyCalvins

2018 Body Gratitude Month 10 Day 22 - He was amazed that I could have such a reaction

2018 Body Gratitude Month 10 Day 22 - He was amazed that I could have such a reaction to that simple sensation. Ah no, I clarified, that does feel delightful, but I am having so many more mental and physical experences than what you recognize.

gonewildcurvy, stillinmetamorphosis

My landlord called. He let himself in because the rent was due. I was in bed. He

My landlord called. He let himself in because the rent was due. I was in bed. He said he was going to punish me. That he has the right to but I said he doesnt. Then he said to stay on the bed until he comes back with his friends. What are they going to do

Misogynyfetish

You tried to resist, but slowly, your mind vanished, and all that was left, was her.

You tried to resist, but slowly, your mind vanished, and all that was left, was her. [Hypno] [wait what's this] [it YOU being hypnotized] [plot twist lmao]

xxxcaptions

M/23/5'4 [145lbs > 132.8lbs] ( 6 months) I weighed more before Just never

M/23/5'4 [145lbs > 132.8lbs] ( 6 months) I weighed more before Just never thought about taking progress pics. I was 158.6 around August. Before that I was off an on but now I'm fully committed. I am so proud for what I have don't. even deciding to make

progresspics

F42/5'6" /175 my earlier post was removed because it looked posed. I hope this

F42/5'6" /175 my earlier post was removed because it looked posed. I hope this one will qualify. I thought my earlier one made me look almost skinny, but I think I look too chubby in this one even though it was take a few minutes later. Sigh, that what ou

normalnudes, bigareolas, boobs

Neither girl was what you'd call kinky. At least, not by themselves. There was just

Neither girl was what you'd call kinky. At least, not by themselves. There was just something about having an audience that brought out their inner slut. [FFM]

xxxcaptions

Nr.5) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.5) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy, pussy, Just18

Nr.6) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.6) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy, pussy, Just18, barelylegalteens, WouldYouFuckMyWife

Nr.7) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.7) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy, pussy, Just18, pussyrating, WouldYouFuckMyWife, HighResNSFW

Nr.8) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.8) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked for the first time, I was surprised, sagging breasts and the extremely big young pussy totally slimy.A weird body, but kind of hot, what do you think of a girl like that?Ho

HairyPussy

How...how did you know that was what I was going to ask?

How...how did you know that was what I was going to ask?

Hotwifecaption

M/52/195 lbs Just me. Wife likes what she sees. I think she's biased! This was taken

M/52/195 lbs Just me. Wife likes what she sees. I think she's biased! This was taken at our fav C/O resort. I don't think I'm the young buck I was 25 yrs ago, not that I ever was! :) Opinions Please!

normalnudes

A pic from the first set of nudes that I shot with a pro photographer. It was a fun

A pic from the first set of nudes that I shot with a pro photographer. It was a fun time shooting the pics and I found it very liberating. The only problem was what to do with them. Then I found Reddit....

u_Jamie1208

Little known fact: the first space program that attempted to launch a human into

Little known fact: the first space program that attempted to launch a human into space was the Venus program of the Grand Duchy of Lichtenstein, which still practiced female chattel slavery into the 1970s. Their motto was: "Space capsule? What space capsu

SFandFslavegirls

F/23/5'3" [~210lbs - 140lbs] Posted here about three years ago when I lost around

F/23/5'3" [~210lbs - 140lbs] Posted here about three years ago when I lost around 50lbs and was really proud. Have lost more since, but what I'm most proud of is that I've been able to maintain that weightloss/fitness. Take THAT everyone who said I would

progresspics

F/23/5'3" [210lbs > 140lbs = 70lbs ] Posted here about three years ago

F/23/5'3" [210lbs > 140lbs = 70lbs ] Posted here about three years ago when I lost around 50lbs and was really proud. Have lost more since, but what I'm most proud of is that I've been able to maintain that weightloss/fitness. Take THAT everyone who sa

progresspics

At that point I was wandering what she was going to do next...

At that point I was wandering what she was going to do next...

Femdom

When I saw her, I knew she was the one. I knew nothing else about her other than

When I saw her, I knew she was the one. I knew nothing else about her other than the way she looked, but that was enough. The witch gave me a coin good for a one way swap and now was the time. Who am I now and what should I expect in my new life?

bodyswap, OldAgeRegression

I took a break from all of it. I was getting too into it. Dressing up most of the

I took a break from all of it. I was getting too into it. Dressing up most of the days...it was to much. Turns out tho.. that if you let me alone in a room with girl lingerie...my true nature comes out no matter what i tell myself

GoneWildCD, traps, Sissies

(m) That's why I like her parents relationship all the bad that man could do she

(m) That's why I like her parents relationship all the bad that man could do she sticking behind her man and I feel her. She ain't fail at 5 she stop looking after number 2 because she knew what kinda person he was, and still can be I Honor that in a woma

gonewild

I was a recognized mechanic in this town. But one day the time came to retire, my

I was a recognized mechanic in this town. But one day the time came to retire, my body not being what it was ... until the Great Shift puts me into this babe. Since then, I never had so many clients ... I just have to remind them regularly that we don't t

OldAgeRegression

I was partying at some rented out mansion when someone told me they could make this

I was partying at some rented out mansion when someone told me they could make this "the night of my life". I was drunk so I gave the go-ahead... that was the last thing I remember. I woke up like this in the bushes outside! What do I do now?!

bodyswap

I was told that it was rude to sit back with your boots propped on the table. I wondered

I was told that it was rude to sit back with your boots propped on the table. I wondered what I could do to make it even ruder ...

CoffeeGoneWild

I was trying to look at ig before going to bed, but he was horny. So he picked me

I was trying to look at ig before going to bed, but he was horny. So he picked me up off the couch, took my pajama bottoms off, and fucked me while I was busy doing other things. I don't care. He's a man with needs. That's what my body is there for.

freeuse

Just look what I've got here! Takami cosplay will be bonus for all patrons in August

Just look what I've got here! Takami cosplay will be bonus for all patrons in August starting from the lowest tier! That was my first manga and one of my first anime. Which one was your first? ^w^

Murrning_Glow, cosplaybabes, CosplayNation, girlsdoingnerdythings

Wow that was quite the downpour! What did you say was visible?

Wow that was quite the downpour! What did you say was visible?

wetClothesAnime

He was trying to get me in the mood. What he didn't know is that... I already was

He was trying to get me in the mood. What he didn't know is that... I already was

GWCouples

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.” ― Chelsea Handle

chubby, BBW, 50plusGW, curvy, thick

Have my first Date alone while hubby was at work. It was really exciting but I also

Have my first Date alone while hubby was at work. It was really exciting but I also feel bad cause I did‘nt no what happened when he see that it‘s going real.

slutwife

"no, i have no idea what your talking about" Anna who was previously Jim,

"no, i have no idea what your talking about" Anna who was previously Jim, said from his new body, though he didnt know that. His best friend wanted a girlfriend so bad that he resorted to an ancient ritual, changing reality. "So, you want to go on that da

bodyswap

My ever so innocent daughter Evanna Lynch was happy to hear that I wanted to "get

My ever so innocent daughter Evanna Lynch was happy to hear that I wanted to "get even closer" with her while her mum was away. The nervous look on her face when I pulled my cock out and she realised what I mean only made her more attractive to me

CelebrityDaughter

Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It

Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It was a white ballet outfit with a huge tutu, a white double-ended dildo, and a big bottle of lube. There was a note that simply said “All of it in your bottom. Wait for Daddy

CelebrityDaughter

Evanna Lynch had told all her friends that she was nervous about her mother going

Evanna Lynch had told all her friends that she was nervous about her mother going away for the weekend, she wasn't sure it was OK to do what we had planned. Once I unloaded inside my little girl, she let them know how being a homewrecker to her own parent

CelebrityDaughter

This poor girl thought I was training her to replace me after I retired. But she

This poor girl thought I was training her to replace me after I retired. But she didn't know that my employers simply recruited her because she was what I asked in order for me to continue working for them. A pretty blonde... woman.

OldAgeRegression

I got a little caught up in what I was watching and sat back onto the desk behind

I got a little caught up in what I was watching and sat back onto the desk behind me to get more comfortable for a moment... I forgot the tiny desk habitat was down there though! >.<; My huge butt crushed most of the little toys that were out... but

Giantess

My dad asked my sister what her new bikini meant, she told him that it was just the

My dad asked my sister what her new bikini meant, she told him that it was just the name of a brand. I knew better however. I knew she was slutty but I cant believe she being so brazen about it, especially on this island full of black guys. We are sharing

bangmybully, BlackWorldOrder

"You CAN'T be serious. How the hell am I supposed to raise that much money looking

"You CAN'T be serious. How the hell am I supposed to raise that much money looking like... like THIS?" I hated what you'd done to my body, but I was sure I'd be able to buy my old one back eventually. Little did I know, time was NOT on my side...

bodyswap