Jizz

so my buddy Dan was chatting up a girl about what they were gonna do(on skype, unknown to me)when he got home, but all i saw was a bit of a text that was about how she was going to amuse him when he got home

Shitty_MSPaint

My grandfather went on a trip to Africa and took some photos while there. He took this one of an Angolan woman on her phone. When he asked what she was looking at. She told him that she was looking at porn, like it was no big deal.

funny

As a victim of kidnap she thought she was nervous. However, he explained that he was the most nervous, what if he was pulled over by the police?!

bdsm

He tried to tell me that I was misusing a big word. What makes it worse was how he was defending his ignorance.

lolgrindr

I finally met a bug chaser. I had wanted to talk to one for so long to figure out what the FUCK goes on inside their minds but, when it came down to it, the reality of that shit was so shocking that I was rude to him.

lolgrindr

I finally met a bug chaser. I had wanted to talk to one for so long to figure out what the FUCK goes on inside their minds but, when it came down to it, the reality of that shit was so shocking that I was rude to him.

lolgrindr

[Spoilers] what if every bad thing that ever happened to you was orchestrated by one person? It was me naruto! It was me all along!!!!

Naruto

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.

The_Donald

2018 Body Gratitude Month 10 Day 22 - He was amazed that I could have such a reaction to that simple sensation. Ah no, I clarified, that does feel delightful, but I am having so many more mental and physical experences than what you recognize.

gonewildcurvy, stillinmetamorphosis

My landlord called. He let himself in because the rent was due. I was in bed. He said he was going to punish me. That he has the right to but I said he doesnt. Then he said to stay on the bed until he comes back with his friends. What are they going to do

Misogynyfetish

M/55/5'11"/200lbs - It's taken some time, but I've come to grips with the fact that I'm never going to be in the shape I was in 30 years ago. Now starting down the path of accepting my body for what it is, not hating it for what it was.

normalnudes

This is a repost of one that brings some amazing memories. I was cleaning up my post history and deleted it by mistake. My friend who was taking the pics blindfolded me and she started giving me orders of what to do. What would you have me do if you had m

DadsGoneWild

I remember watching carebears when I was growing up. I was watching the newer one that's on Netflix and was surprised at the new look of an old villain, Beastly. The right is what he used to look like when I was growing up and the left is the new one.

littlespace

[Round 37]My grandson was watching youtubes and I recognised this tune. I've heard it in some movie back in my old days. I want to send it to my wife too. Please help me find: 1)What track 2)What movie I saw it in. 3)What type of movie that was? 4) What i

PictureGameAfterDark

[Round 37]My grandson was watching youtubes and I recognised this tune. I've heard it in some movie back in my old days. I want to send it to my wife too. Please help me find: 1)What track 2)What movie I saw it in. 3)What type of movie that was? 4) What i

PictureGameAfterDark

[Round 37]My grandson was watching youtubes and I recognised this tune. I've heard it in some movie back in my old days. I want to send it to my wife too. Please help me find: 1)What track 2)What movie I saw it in. 3)What' type of movie that was? 4)What i

PictureGameAfterDark

M/52/195 lbs Just me. Wife likes what she sees. I think she's biased! This was taken at our fav C/O resort. I don't think I'm the young buck I was 25 yrs ago, not that I ever was! :) Opinions Please!

normalnudes

I always had a thing for my cousin (left) and made a wish last night that I could see what her life was like. Now I just woke up as my AUNT! (right) Not exactly what I was expecting but I'm not complaining. Asked my cousin to help me get dressed, she has

bodyswap

Made it to Europe. My coworker ordered me to wait in my hotel room with a blindfold on, door unlocked, and he was sending a reminder that I still had to obey him. Also to confirm that my butt plug was in. Some photos were taken on my phone of what happene

u_nolafun1988, slutwife, u_bobdoe2002

F/23/5'3" [~210lbs - 140lbs] Posted here about three years ago when I lost around 50lbs and was really proud. Have lost more since, but what I'm most proud of is that I've been able to maintain that weightloss/fitness. Take THAT everyone who said I would

progresspics

F/23/5'3" [210lbs > 140lbs = 70lbs ] Posted here about three years ago when I lost around 50lbs and was really proud. Have lost more since, but what I'm most proud of is that I've been able to maintain that weightloss/fitness. Take THAT everyone who sa

progresspics

When I saw her, I knew she was the one. I knew nothing else about her other than the way she looked, but that was enough. The witch gave me a coin good for a one way swap and now was the time. Who am I now and what should I expect in my new life?

bodyswap, OldAgeRegression

"Please, I'll do anything... just knock me up, please..." I couldn't believe what I was saying. It was all the curse. I was a racist pig who told a woman of color she was nothing more than bimbo breeding stock. She cursed me to be exactly that.

bodyswap, Thingsthatgetmeoff

Me almost fully erect. The girl I lost my virginity to asked if that was as big as it gets. She tried to cover and say that she didn't mean that to sound like she was saying I was small. What do you think?

sph

I was partying at some rented out mansion when someone told me they could make this "the night of my life". I was drunk so I gave the go-ahead... that was the last thing I remember. I woke up like this in the bushes outside! What do I do now?!

bodyswap

After everything that's been going on, I decided that I just needed a break, a vacation maybe, somewhere warm with empyrean seas... Well, that's what I was thinking last night before a shooting star passed by my window. Now, well, I technically got what I

bodyswap

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that my bum of a brother was home wearing one of my skimpy outfits instead of at my job, or that he’s smoking in my body! He was lucky to have my sexy body, but he’s going to ruin my lungs just like he ruined his. I can

bodyswap

I was trying to look at ig before going to bed, but he was horny. So he picked me up off the couch, took my pajama bottoms off, and fucked me while I was busy doing other things. I don't care. He's a man with needs. That's what my body is there for.

freeuse

I used to think that my dick was very small, and I wished that I was bigger, but after posting here and seeing what other average penises look like, I am learning to love myself the way I am.

averagepenis

“And while I agree - and who wouldn’t? - that being in Love is the optimum, I have learned that what we call love, or at least what I called love, was often only a ferocious physical attraction.” ― Sari Gilbert, My Home Sweet Rome: Living (and Loving) in

chubby

Found her sending pictures like this to her guy friend, who I'm pretty sure is an old fuck buddy. He said that she was the one who got away and that she was the best he ever had. What do you think of the situation, would I be worried?

cheatingwives

As I walked into the bathroom, alerted by the moans, I realized that what I thought was just soap was not a normal one. Either that or old Mrs. Winkles had been kidnapped and replaced by a hot babe.

OldAgeRegression

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.” ― Chelsea Handle

chubby, BBW, 50plusGW, curvy, thick

I used to think I was too good for blackmen. I am thankful this Christmas that my husband connected me with my first black bull that showed me what a spoiled and privileged girl I have been and why blackmen are truly superior. What are you thankful for th

ChurchOfTheBBC, BBCJustice, InterracialBreeding

“And while I agree - and who wouldn’t? - that being in Love is the optimum, I have learned that what we call love, or at least what I called love, was often only a ferocious physical attraction.” ― Sari Gilbert, My Home Sweet Rome: Living (and Loving) in

obsf

When I was younger I was always told to "pull [m]y socks up!" if I was feeling down, and I always wondered what that was supposed to achieve. Now I realise it works far better if socks are all you are wearing ...

strikeaposegw

"no, i have no idea what your talking about" Anna who was previously Jim, said from his new body, though he didnt know that. His best friend wanted a girlfriend so bad that he resorted to an ancient ritual, changing reality. "So, you want to go on that da

bodyswap

"Wha...what are you doing, Grandma?", "Me? My exercises. It's been a long time ! What a pleasure to get my suppleness back!". While my grandmother was more than happy to have her 20 year old body back, I on the other hand was trying to calm that excitemen

OldAgeRegression