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Good news everyone! I'll never see the Professor the same again. [NSFW]

Good news everyone! I'll never see the Professor the same again. [NSFW]

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Got bored at work today, drew something. (My view on Fox news in regards to the terror

Got bored at work today, drew something. (My view on Fox news in regards to the terror attack on Norway) Let the downvotes commence!

politics

With the recent news of the subscriber drop...

With the recent news of the subscriber drop...

swtor

From my facebook news feed. One the way to the beach. What is wrong with people.

From my facebook news feed. One the way to the beach. What is wrong with people.

pics

BREAKING NEWS: Vote this up if you're a badass and I'll become a reddit alien, and

BREAKING NEWS: Vote this up if you're a badass and I'll become a reddit alien, and also give away all the prizes. WHY ISNT THIS GETTING MORE ATTENTION. It's my cakeday, upboats to the left, please.

firstworldanarchists

Shared some breaking news about the iPhone to my friends. These type of conversations

Shared some breaking news about the iPhone to my friends. These type of conversations show how best friends stay on the same page (nsfw text)

pics

If the first thing you noticed is the guy surfing I've got news for you

If the first thing you noticed is the guy surfing I've got news for you

pics

I took this screenshot of the top US "news headlines" (loose term here)

I took this screenshot of the top US "news headlines" (loose term here) on the CNN mobile app last week. Figured you guys would appreciate this example of how terrible mainstream media is. [auto-x-post - OP was Plazzmo]

fringediscussion

after reading today's news about the Fukushima radiation levels, I think the threat

after reading today's news about the Fukushima radiation levels, I think the threat spectrum needs revision (nsfw language)

funny

Why I'm excited about the endless bad news today and general despair around the place...

Why I'm excited about the endless bad news today and general despair around the place... (NSFW)

Bitcoincirclejerk

So I look at my news feed and see this, right at the top staring me in the face.

So I look at my news feed and see this, right at the top staring me in the face. I understand it's a part of life, and you think it's cute when your kid does it fine, but I shouldn't have to see something like this on Facebook, it's disgusting.

childfree

With the recent news of Community... Here's the lovely Alison Brie.

With the recent news of Community... Here's the lovely Alison Brie.

nsfw

A post on Ummah.com calling for Muslims to "wage war and jihad against the corrupt

A post on Ummah.com calling for Muslims to "wage war and jihad against the corrupt west", apparently posted by a Daily Mail IP address (195.234.240.212) with the host "richard.ferrer.dailymail.co.uk". Richard Ferrer is a Jew who edits Jewish News.

Polistan

This news reporter always gets to the bottom of the story

This news reporter always gets to the bottom of the story

JapanesePorn2

[NSFW] The Teamspeak admins on this server, haven't taken well to the latest news

[NSFW] The Teamspeak admins on this server, haven't taken well to the latest news

pcmasterrace

NBC national news tonight discussing the inflation of the Patriots footballs. Julian

NBC national news tonight discussing the inflation of the Patriots footballs. Julian Edelman has a questionable shirt.

Images

[Spoiler S02E014] The local news is the real Clairvoyant

[Spoiler S02E014] The local news is the real Clairvoyant

shield

BBC News has announced the birth of two baby pandas today. Had to do a double take

BBC News has announced the birth of two baby pandas today. Had to do a double take when I saw the picture... [NSFW]

funny

We've got some unfortunate news about the Ryan and the NLSS.

We've got some unfortunate news about the Ryan and the NLSS.

NLSSCircleJerk

Still no sign of my memory card! But I will be around today cleaning my room and

Still no sign of my memory card! But I will be around today cleaning my room and looking for the card. I will also be doing kik shows :). And on another note...some exciting news! I am showing my roommate the ropes of reddit. Anyone want to be her first c

shamelesslyunshaven, Sexsells

In recent news, the United States just revealed plans to make the nation's first

In recent news, the United States just revealed plans to make the nation's first $12 bill

ImGoingToHellForThis

In lieu of the recent Captain America News, the next announcement...

In lieu of the recent Captain America News, the next announcement...

marvelmemes

Maledom TV starts the first TV program in the Empire featuring female anchors, Naked

Maledom TV starts the first TV program in the Empire featuring female anchors, Naked News, is an entertainment show with temporary free females

MaledomEmpire

MRW I hate the French and see the latest news.

MRW I hate the French and see the latest news.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Having fun with the local news...see the lower right-hand results.

Having fun with the local news...see the lower right-hand results.

ImGoingToHellForThis

every time i go get groceries theres the soup troll he always wants to talk about

every time i go get groceries theres the soup troll he always wants to talk about sports movies news what i did today everything he doesnt shutup now i dont even want to go in the soup section anymore i wish this soup troll would just leave me alone

abcqwerty123

Well the good news is she won't have to deal with those pathetic men who "pretend"

Well the good news is she won't have to deal with those pathetic men who "pretend" to be nice just to get sex, and are supposedly the REAL jerks. Checkmate r/niceguys.

ImGoingToHellForThis, MGTOW, Incels

People getting their news from social media is like a giant game of Telephone where

People getting their news from social media is like a giant game of Telephone where half the players are deaf and the other half are retarded.

PoliticalHumor

In the recent steam news post from 6/18: "Tomas (the lone and single dev) is

In the recent steam news post from 6/18: "Tomas (the lone and single dev) is working hard on bringing a fully integrated Workshop to Human: Fall Flat."

humanfallflat

Breaking News: A major operation by the military and the Cadets is under way in Freya

Breaking News: A major operation by the military and the Cadets is under way in Freya

FemdomMatriarchy

1 week post op and I'm on my feet again, feeling better than ever, and got the best

1 week post op and I'm on my feet again, feeling better than ever, and got the best news from dr today, thanks so much for the well wishes!

footerella

Disappointing news loyal fans. At the end of the week I am deleting my reddit. If

Disappointing news loyal fans. At the end of the week I am deleting my reddit. If you want any premades please order now. All videos $10. Sets of 10 pics $5. You have until Friday. Lots of love. ❤️??

u_my_golden_vagina

This Scarlett Johansson pose was my biggest teenage fantasy. Newspapers used this

This Scarlett Johansson pose was my biggest teenage fantasy. Newspapers used this most of the time to go with her related news and every time I seen her in the paper I'd sneak that page out and run towards like a Flintstone.

NostalgiaFapping

Breaking News: There has been a bombing in Crowntown. The latest reports suggest

Breaking News: There has been a bombing in Crowntown. The latest reports suggest the targeted building was a DFA facility.

MaledomEmpire

So, this is a bit different, but Erin Burnett has low-key become one of the hotter

So, this is a bit different, but Erin Burnett has low-key become one of the hotter milfs on the evening news

JerkOffToCelebs, celebJObuds

Reporter Lillian Faye gives the day's sports news and results on the daily sport

Reporter Lillian Faye gives the day's sports news and results on the daily sport TV show "Score"

AltBoobWorld

THIS IS NSFW!!!!!! But i seriously looked hard and didnt see anything that it's not

THIS IS NSFW!!!!!! But i seriously looked hard and didnt see anything that it's not allowed and I figured posters here would appricite something on the slowest red sox news day of the year (if i am mistaken i am sorry mods)

redsox

[Shiftings#1] Tommy here was a a high school dropout but the great shift put him

[Shiftings#1] Tommy here was a a high school dropout but the great shift put him in the body of Carmen a local news reporter just as she was going live.

bodyswap

This businesslady has a large company on the outskirts of AltBoobWorld - there's

This businesslady has a large company on the outskirts of AltBoobWorld - there's a feature in the local news about its success

AltBoobWorld

Kellyanne Conway and Martha MacCallum, the MILF sluts of the White House and Fox

Kellyanne Conway and Martha MacCallum, the MILF sluts of the White House and Fox News, respectively

Politically_NSFW

Some good news! If you'd like to meet in person, I'll have space in my diary for

Some good news! If you'd like to meet in person, I'll have space in my diary for a few in-person dates from late August. For more info, see the link in the comments...

AmeliaSwann

I ordered this swimsuit almost a full year ago but didnt feel safe wearing it until

I ordered this swimsuit almost a full year ago but didnt feel safe wearing it until I heard the amazing news yesterday now im feeling empowered af and im not afraid to shout from the rooftops I love big black cock!

bigtiddygothgf, gonewild

Welp, bad news. Checked on the do si dos and it was too far gone to continue the

Welp, bad news. Checked on the do si dos and it was too far gone to continue the grow. Harvested at 7 weeks flower. Lesson learned, never trust anyone to water plants while you're out of town. Hoping to get 3 grams if I'm lucky lmao

GrowingMarijuana

Post of uGangbNgCum inspired me this morning What a great news she shared Look forward

Post of uGangbNgCum inspired me this morning What a great news she shared Look forward to see the co. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on makefastdate.com to contact me!

Bukkake

This morning, I received news of my wife for the first time since I arrived at the

This morning, I received news of my wife for the first time since I arrived at the Male Obedience Center

ChastityCaps

AFTER PORNHUB STARTED ACCEPTING DOGE, ADULT CAM GIANT STRIPCHAT JOINED THE CLUB!

AFTER PORNHUB STARTED ACCEPTING DOGE, ADULT CAM GIANT STRIPCHAT JOINED THE CLUB! This is huge news!!! DOGE to the MOON!!! ? ? ?

StripchatOfficial

Eyewitness sketch of Ethel Rosenberg execution in the electric chair from the New

Eyewitness sketch of Ethel Rosenberg execution in the electric chair from the New York Daily News June 19, 1953

creepy

Hope you like the subreddit icon I made! Hopefully some news on the program coming

Hope you like the subreddit icon I made! Hopefully some news on the program coming soon...

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