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[GRAPHIC] This searing photo was taken by Massoud Hossaini, who just won the 2012 Pulitzer Prize for Breaking News Photography - "Tarana Akbari, 12, screams in fear moments after a suicide bomber detonated a bomb in a crowd at the Abul Fazel Shrine in Kab

NewsPorn, pics

I just received news that I placed silver (f)or the Ass Off contest. I would like to show my appreciation to all of my fans in the people who voted thank you very much. ;) there will be plenty more photos to follow :)

gonewild

Snapped this on the highway yesterday. Submitted to my local news site. Check out the submission credit.

4chan

Good news everyone! I started going back to the gym recently, and my Private Structure underwear finally came in the mail today

GaybrosGoneWild

My flight was cancelled and the next available one isn't until the 24th. The good news is that you'll get a few more posts from me before I leave!

gonewildcurvy

Spent xmas in SC. This is the female half of the NBC news team in Aiken. Refreshing to see!

BBW

Sister Elsie knows how to, um, *dispense* the good news about Christ in the way most palatable to gentlemen

ChristianGirls

My name is Edward Snowden. I come bearing bad news. It is to my understanding that /r/circlejerk has been compromised by the NSA. The only thing I am able to inform you is that if a post is marked with an 'OBAMA' tag, OP is a faggot. Link post because I l

circlejerk, Destiny

BREAKING NEWS: The cop that shot and killed unarmed teen Robin Williams in Ferguson has been identified as former redditor Unidan. Here is a picture of the killer. [NSFW] [NSFL] [TRIGGER WARNING]

circlejerk

13 cabinet ministers executed after a coup d’état in Liberia, 1980 by American photojournalist Larry C. Price. In 1981 he won the Pulitzer Prize in Spot News Photography, recognizing images from Liberia published by the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. [950x633]

HistoryPorn

I know someone here DVR'ed the Channel 11 5:00 news today. Who's got the video of this?

raleigh, funny

BREAKING NEWS: VANESSA BELIEVED TO BE SERIOUSLY INJURED. BUT TURNS OUT AT THE END OF THE DAY IT WAS JUST

BigBrother

Hey, thanks for all the love! Big news, I made a subreddit! You all are invited to subscribe to /r/Juiceebar to keep up with the latest. It's brand new, so I'll be filling it with fun over the next few days. Hope to see you there!

wetspot

TIL North Korean founder Kim-Il Sung had a baseball sized tumor on the back of his head. This is one of the pictures not censored by the mods of /r/news. (NSFW)

circlejerk

Breaking News: Mod Ash awoke late at night to the smell of tea. He sniffed and whiffed as the aroma filled his nostrils. He toddled on his way to the kitchen...An exotic alien enticed him with sweetness. It was too late. Ash was probed from behind, captur

2007scape

(18) i can't wait to visit the pnw again. some o(f) the most interesting & genuine people i've ever had the honor of meeting. in other news, I'm naked again. :)

gonewild

In regards to the recent news about the catholic cardinals.

ImGoingToHellForThis

[JUGGATHON] BREAKING FUCKEN NEWS!!! THE BADASS HIMSELF FRED DURST WILL BE IN OKLAHOMA CITY SO STOCK UP ON FAYGO AND HIT THE FUCKEN HIGHWAY!!! YOU DONT WANNA MISS THIS!!!

DIRTYNATIONX

In other news in Chicago everyone is worried about one dead drugged black chick regardless of the rest of the murders weekly

ImGoingToHellForThis

Oh no!! The Nazi's have risen to power, but they forgot their flag. Good news the Hindus sabatoged the Nazi's from using the Swastika. What new symbol do they use for their regime of terror? (Here are a few examples)

vexillology

Breaking news: NASA has discovered the first recorded instance of extraterrestrial life on the cover of a shitty "adult jokes" book

badwomensanatomy

[Humor] Breaking NEWS: Control of planet Earth has now gone to the dogs! Rational humans breathe collective sigh of relief that finally validates meditation techniques!!, "THANK Dog!" heard all over the planet!!! Suicide rates plummet to -2.1% for the fir

TimeToGo

[NSFW] In other news, ratings for the NHL draft were the highest in history.

funny

Good news, everyone! I’m up for a fancy annual porn award on ManyVids ? Daily voting is open to the public until the 19th, and I have special perks for voters, incl. free nudes! ?

u_HoneySavage, Sexsells

Happy (F)riday y'all.. Still trying to figure out what image turns you on the most and can keep me on top of the list/news feed :)

gonewild

NSFW - Facebook News Feed. The cake maker is the step-dad.

trashy

Dropped wife off for her first date, got this text in the checkout line five minutes later. Cashier asked what the good news was... wondering now if I should have told her?

Hotwife

Just a preview of the electric chair mega album. Pic of Ruth Snyder taken mid-execution by Tom Howard (who had hidden a camera up his pant leg) published the next day in the New York Daily News.

Jessicamshannon

BREAKING NEWS: If you type "GAY" in the pc port of Red Dead Redemption 2 Arthur will move slightly to the LEFT due to Rockstar pandering to communist SJW propaganda

Gamingcirclejerk

It’s difficult recording with the back camera... but the good news is: slow-mo tits! ?

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Hey guys! New pics and vids are being posted all the time, but the big news is that my next GB is only a few weeks away... Fans may be able to be in the video ;)

OnlyFans101, RealGirls, PetiteGoneWild

Breaking news: Woman shoots herself in the foot by focusing on her career through her 20's and 30's, only to regret it when she realizes she about to hit the wall and Chad isn't willing to commit.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

His mom is the much lusted after weathergirl on the local news channel. His bullies find out about it and they invite themselves over to his place. Will he have the will to keep them out of his house and away from his mom?

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A pinup inspired by the recent news about the show (NSFW)

venturebros, rule34

Breaking news! Doctors were able to perform the first ever head transplant to save Democrats from misery and suicide! The motion picture is expected to release on Netflix before the election!

worldpolitics

Am I the only one who think that last box is bad news for the mc?

netorare

Any news when The Voyeurs will be released? (Pic of Sydney is from the set, back in 2019)

SydneySweeney

GREAT NEWS from the Busty Wench in the comments!

ssbbw, SSBBW_FANS, BBW, u_biggirllover1234

?? hiii happy weekend!! here's me patiently waiting for you to join my Onlyfans because it's 40% off for the WEEKEND!! isn't that great news?! only for a limited amount of people though so don't miss out and join my little corner of the internet!!! ??

u_LaPetiteX

From a news report a few years back of a Chinese Restaurant opening in Russia with topless waitresses. I've only ever seen the pics taken at the time, so I wonder if this was just a publicity thing or it got shut down?

Boob_Holes

From today's news report : "The security camera footage showed the woman in the store, although it was not clear how she concealed the blacksmith's anvil which she is accused of stealing. Police are appealing for witnesses"

AltBoobWorld

45(f) Having one of those days which did NOT let me in. So tell me some good news about you so I can be happy for someone! I've scrubbed away all the ickyness of today in the shower in hopes of a brighter tomorrow. ❤

gonewild30plus, Nofans, AsiansGoneWild30plus, Nipples

You couldn't figure out why everyone was giving you so much attention. Sure, you had gotten the gender flu and became a curvy young woman. But that was over a month ago. Your transformation was old news now. You checked the mirror in the bathroom--Oh shit

AnimePossession