Jizz

The cancer of my news feed.

facepalm

The "Coming soon! Available for purchase on Tuesday, Nov. 13th" box is gone from the 16GB version! Good news or bad?

nexus4

The good news - I have a new picture for you.....

chesthairporn

News: /r/thehangingboobs teams up with /r/girlsontheirbacks. These two boob fans celebrate in the only possible way.

TheHangingBoobs, girlsontheirbacks

The good news is that the horse is dead, but your mother's pregnant.

SexRobot

News from the source of the Dolan [ Finland, naurunappula.com ]

dolan

The bad news is the roads are impassable due to snow. Please help me not get too bored. [f]

gonewild

The "Best" of Yahoo News

rage

The good news is shes legal.

WouldTotallyFuck

News story about pervert doctor... get a load of the way the article starts though

funny

The difference between Swiss and American news media [NSFW]

offbeat

The Fapmaster spreading the Good News.

fapmasterjoe

News anchor wearing an extremely short skirt behind the desk

nsfw, NSFW_GIF, Privatepornoslideshow, GirlsinSkirts, AdultAnimatedGifs

The one on the left constantly pops up on my news-feed, god damn I want her.

collegesluts

the contents of my pocket when I woke up after news years eve hahaha

cocaine

The good news is she got a raise

cuckoldcaptions

The difference between Swiss and American news media censorship [NSFW]

interestingasfuck, BakaNewsJP

NEWS: New Song by Marijuana Connoisseur Snoop Butt featuring Dr. Jerk and crew reintroducing the classics with heavy emphasis on your favorites such as "On the Jerk again". Link in comments please be kind and Up-vote for visibility.

buttjerk

The cable news brain drain was on every TV this morning at the gym. Apparently I'm "intolerant".

AdviceAnimals

The morning news

nsfwoutfits

The cucks are waking up! (/r/news - Emily Faz, Georgia student, fired from her job after criticizing Mizzou, Black Lives Matter online)

OffensiveSpeech

The hardest decision Fox News will make

ImGoingToHellForThis

The Washington Post and Apple News waste no time spoiling the show for me. (Spoilers extended)

asoiaf

The good news is your not in trouble...

wincest

The type of news I would watch

ImGoingToHellForThis

The only news source we can trust

Animemes

News from the local dairy....

Stacked

The devastating news of today have led me to paint a painstakingly accurate depiction of the catastrophic event which unfolded today: "The Ignoble Kiss of Santos"

Eder

The best news you've ever heard

bitchsissies

The Cuck News Network. .

ImGoingToHellForThis

The Celebrity DeathMatch updated with today's news

ImGoingToHellForThis

The good news is work is over. The bad new is I’m still really horny

ladybonersgw

[News] Porn Star Lena Paul lays out the path to self-sufficiency in enlightening Tweet storm. "Content is more profitable than paid scenes...The old school production pipeline has failed."

PornStarletHQ

[News] Porn Star Lena Paul lays out the path to self-sufficiency in enlightening Tweet storm. "Content is more profitable than paid scenes...The old school production pipeline has failed."

PornStarletHQ, u_lord12_64

The latest news report: Dicks are hot Noire!

GamindustriR18Island

The usual shit from r/news mods.

WatchRedditDie

The Naked News Bunch

nakednews, u_cdarwin57

[News] Starlets Rock The 4th Quarter Sales Charts ???

PornStarletHQ

News From the Six Realms #50 - Sending Love from Lockdown

lewdgames, SharpEaredSluts

The most delicious news

AraAra, nhentaicom

The most important news of the day

funny

News From the Six Realms #55

lewdgames

News From the Six Realms #57 ( SEEDS OF CHAOS)

lewdgames, NSFWgaming

The Only News I Need [Alcor]

ClopClop

News From the Six Realms #63 - Make Hay in May (Seeds of Chaos)

lewdgames, NSFWgaming