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The last time I had STSF (spontaneous total skin failure)

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When somebody scores on me in an air hockey game and then my boobies jiggle

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Whenever I get horny

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When my cat won't get off my chair

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[NSFW] Whenever I'm walking up at the store right on its closing time as I'm about to buy my groceries for the week but it's also Saturday night so the shops won't be open tomorrow which means I'm probably going to have to eat kebab for the rest of the we

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My face when i watch this .gif

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When Q really HAS prepared me for every situation (nsfw)

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When I accidentally purchase bootleg anime

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Whenever I run out of milk (NSFW)

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When Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door

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MRW I try to hit on women

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When I catch my wife cheating on me with my best friend

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Whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps.

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When something blows my mind [NSFW]

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MRW people ask me why I've glued a pair of tits to my forehead.

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When I finally escape the war prison I've been in for 10 years but don't have any weapons

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MFW I'm cleaning my Fleshlight.

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When I have to use the bathroom

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When I drop my contact in the middle of the road

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MRW I finally find my laser pointer [Fixed]

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When my buddy and I have a threesome with a girl

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MRW I inexplicably wake up as woman [NSFW]

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When we're late for choir practice

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MRW my sister says she's scared about getting cancer

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MRW I'm a purple snake leaving my snake hole for the day

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MRW I pop one of my boyfriend's zits he can't reach

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When I forget how to Newtons Cradle [NSFW]

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MRW I hit my funny bone (nsfw)

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MRW I cum about one-eight-zero mark three at 1/3rd impulse.

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MRW my date with SpiderMan goes really well NSFW

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MRW I'm Superwoman, but forgot my costume.

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When you're getting raped by a ghost and get angry at your friend for not noticing.

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MRW I realize I'm late for school but then immediately remember it's a holiday

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MRW she asks me to start off slow.

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MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that I am about to endanger the entire aircraft because I haven't blown my load in months (NSFW).

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MRW the girl I was sleeping with says that she wants to do a 180 and get her life on track...

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MRW I'm fingering my 8 foot tall invisible girlfriend

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MRW i'm trying to make my pirate rain dance happen but a couple fucking steals my thunder. NSFW

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MRW Harry, Ron, and Neville decide to have a gang bang

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MRW I'm gay, and it's my husband's birthday, so I ask him what he wants to do to celebrate, but he's late for work.

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MRW I want to repaint the living room but my wife says she'll kill me before she lets me do it

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MRW a wizard uses an invisibility spell on not just my clothes, but my juggling balls also.

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MRW I'm unveiling a new form of super-strong Viagra at a press conference, but it gets eaten by a fly during the presentation

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MRW when my firefly leaves for a gangbang, and I'm both scared and happy for him

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MR as soon as the genie I found grants my wish and turns me into a man for a day (NSFW)

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MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW

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MRW when I'm Rayman and I confuse my bird for my dick

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MRW My invisibility potion finally works so I sneak into a game of tag on Halloween at a nudist colony only to realize that a side effect of invisibility is blindness [NSFW]

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MRW I pick the wrong "Octopussy" movie

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MRW Khaleesi informs me that her dragons have been turned into vaginas by a wizard

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MRW the floor tells me a joke, but it's a cruel joke

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MRW I'm at the orgy and my cellphone goes off but I can't find it. [NSFW]

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[GoT spoilers] MRW I'm automoderator and I've finished destroying this sub

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MRW I put the pussy on the pedestal. (NSFW)

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MRW I finally find my wife's g-spot and its effectiveness amazes me. [NSFW]

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MRW I am thirsty, so I drink water, but I forget that I just had a mint in my mouth

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MRW I have to take my robot gf's buttplug out so we can robot-bang but I'm drunk as shit

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MRW After suffering 19 concussions someone asks me how many concussions I've had so I decide to add some flair to my answer

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MRW I’m new to the pornography world and I’ve been shooting a locker room gangbang scene all day and the director finally says “It’s a wrap.”

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MRW when I think how disappointed I'll be when scrolling through shittyreactiongifs, and should just go anywhere else, but I have too much self loathing that I instead dive right in.

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