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[NSFW] So my bank called me up so I can sign up for a new credit card. Their selling point was that the card is customizable. So I went to check it out. [NSFW]

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Wait, what? (new Facebook icon) (NSFW)

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UC Davis Campus Police get new top spec rifles.

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So my boss is giving me payed vacation for christmas and new years. Just thought about this today. (possible nsfw)

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So my dog has a new favourite toy... (slightly nsfw)

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So I think one of the actors (The fat one) from the new movie "Project X" was in one of the episodes of a BangBros porn titled "Nerd Hunting." NSFW

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I was okay with the new AdBlock "cat" feature ...until...

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Didn't know about Adblocks new feature until browsing r/Gonewild

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A new take on Gap <FIXED>

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Fear has a new face, and it's HORRIFYING!

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My friend is exploring a new writing style- NSFW

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Of course this is the new default [NSFW]

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My friend got a new fridge with a touch screen [NSFW]

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We just bought a new flat and, let's just say, our previous tenant did not pack all her things after leaving.

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The new scent from CK

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My friend and his new van. (NSFW, but he didn't care)

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Let my boyfriend try my new mac. Came back to this

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Happy New Year Reddit! [NSFW]

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Saw this naked guy sleeping on the sidewalk at 7am. Ah, New Orleans; scrotum peekaboo capital of the world.

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We are installing a new email security appliance at work...this was one of the predefined filter words

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The one time I truly hate Chrome. Can anyone advise on how to avoid this happening on the "new tab" page?

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Koteka, worn to protect the male genetalia, in New Guinea. The old man on the left is a little ambitious IMO

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[NSFW] I notice something new every time I look at this...

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Estranged roommate scratched this into my friends new Acura...

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Friend got a new apron for grilling. Looks like the meats ready.

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(OC) Gaze with pity as I usher laziness to glorious new heights.

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As a delivery driver, I support the new ads on pornhub.

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I think I found my new Halloween costume

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NSFW - So Britney Spears new song video is also a porn set.

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My new nightgown (nsfw) [sorry for cellphone quality]

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My favorite part of the job is having fun with the new strippers

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I'm a big fan of Facebook's new way to meet "friends" [NSFW]

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Close, but you clearly haven't lived in New York

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Friend's new dog has an...interesting pattern on his back (nsfw)

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So a French company recently came out with a new candy. Somehow I don't think they had the English speaking market in mind when they named it.

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TIL a New Sexy Term;

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Only a best friend would tag you and your new purchases on Facebook for everyone to see. [NSFW]

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I am all for new and different things but, well, wtf ?? Haha (NSFW)

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Nicki Minaj's new album [NSFW]

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My brother said he needed a new shift knob... (NSFW)

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My friend is REALLY onto the whole "new mom" thing. Not sure everyone else is on board though....[NSFW]

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The moment when you realize you've hit a whole new level of rock bottom...

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Don't worry, "All have been cleaned and ready for a new owner"...

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Just got a new job and have to browse Reddit with NSFW filter on ...

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Feminists keep finding new ways to be hypocritical

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Friend of mine sent me a pic of his new haircut

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My new roommates, an old friend and his girlfriend, surprised me with a Christmas present.

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Snuck in a new pillow when my gf was asleep... now I wait

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A whole new meaning to park n' ride

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So somebody did this to all the new sidewalks in my apartment complex

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Found this whilst looking for a new car earlier

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[NSFW] Chick love the new Star Wars.

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So we just got this new porn in at work...(NSFW)

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I guess that's one way to tell us she doesn't like her new toy

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I see my mother started a new business.

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[Nsfw] Friend got a new kitten and didn't have a litter box yet..

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57 new messages from Mark

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I bought a new set of chew toys for my dogs. They came with "display stands".

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