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Got a new pressure cooker for my birthday! Let's look up some recipes... - wait, what? (Sort of NSFW)

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I hope the girls notice my new scarf [NSFW]

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Opening a NSFW post in /new...

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Disney's new way of advertising.

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What I hate about the new Mozilla update

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I love having two monitors... but with my new background I can't help but feel judged during fap-time [NSFW]

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Taking tramp stamps to a whole new level. NSFW

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Stayed at my buddies house last week. On my way home he sent me this picture with a message that read, "Send $500 and a USPS pre-paid envelope or your undies become my new spank rag."

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Let a friend borrow my car... returned with a new gear 'knob'

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Our new roommate just hung this in the stairway... He calls it "Naked Penis Man".

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As a new mom, this bathroom stall spoke the truth!

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Mean while in New Orleans...

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My new profile picture on MeetMe

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If zoos made signs for New York's other wildlife

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My husband got a new label maker...

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Time to get a new compass. [NSFW]

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Hopefully they will get the message.. Happy New Year 202!

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We've been busy moving into a new house. Walked in to discover my boyfriend is a good multi-tasker.

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[NSFW] This takes the crack in my screen to a new level...

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I mean congrats on the new baby, but I don't think I'm going to eat any of that cake.

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Went to watch the new Thor movie. This was the thumbnail.

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Our friend's wife knitted this cute baby hat for her new born nephew.

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I love my hometown. You stay classy, New Orleans. (Nsfw)

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I got my new Subway card in the mail today (NSFW-ish)

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Only in New York.

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My friend used my Amazon account and left his info on there, so some other friends and I ordered him a nice new toy... Apparently the dog found it... (Slightly NSFW)

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When the Google Chrome New Tab page goes wrong... [NSFW]

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Think twice before snapping a selfie with your new shades

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[NSFW] The new "BK dbl"? Well, that WOULD allow me to have it MY way.

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I wanted to try out this new animation program.

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So I was looking for a new mouse on amazon and this popped up...

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Recently moved into a new flat share... Found this In the kitchen

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Was out buying new dining ware when I stumbled upon this graffiti

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The new craze

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Found an original LITE-BRIGHT®, circa 1981, in the attic of my mom's new house.

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A friend of mine was joking around while traveling and working on a farm in New Zealand. NSFW

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My grandparents got a new computer for Christmas. I offered to set it up for them but they said they could handle it themselves. This is how I imagined it went.

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Wife won't be disappointed with her new electric toothbrush

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The fuck you mean I can't go to the party wearing my new outfit? [NSFW]

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Opened a new tub of butter at work today... maybe NSFW?

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The new and improved Bat signal. [NSFW]

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University of New South Wales official FB account gets 'compromised' on Open Day [NSFW]

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Watching the new Tesla Release during school muted..

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When cookie monster finds something new to eat

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Invested in some new Christmas ornaments today...

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A good seeing into the New Year (nsfw)

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Experience the force in a new way.

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I got a new phone number about a year ago. Whoever had the number before I did was some sort of freak..

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What do you guys think of my new invention?

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"We need photos of that new vibrator so we can sell it" "Ok, lets go to the beach!"

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I wanted new ps4 games and came across this ad on Facebook.

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My new invisible fetish

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Not wanting to get his clothes wet, my friend heroically ran out after our umbrella in the storm today in New Orleans

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I think I need new friends

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I asked my wife if she could order a new filter from Amazon. This is what she sent me.

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I think I need new friends

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Went on boat with some new friends today. Caught my shorts on the ladder within 30 minutes. Spent rest of day like this.

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Status of the reopening of New Orleans

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