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Hey everyone, check out my new haircut!!!

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hey reddit, i just got a new car, and look at these little treasures that i found in the glove box

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A new, very effective form of DRM

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These people are having a much worse Christmas than those without a new Iphone [NSFW]

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My New Year's Resolution is to more carefully monitor my attitude so I have installed this time saving app on my phone to do just that...

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Happy New Year from Missouri

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Only in New York.. [Slighty NSFW]

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How my habit of opening images in new tabs led me to believe a redditor had incestuous children [NSFW]

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Now I'm In a Whole New World With You

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Is this really the new technique to get people to visit your porn site? (NSFW TEXT)

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Dr. Seuss has a new line of work? (slightly NSFW)

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This is why you do not invite your new co-workers over for a "few drinks"

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This is a new Craigslist scam that I think I'm alright with

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My own and I am sure lots of other people reaction to the new iPhone.

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Just set up my new printer/scanner and needed to do a test scan. Girlfriend had a pretty great idea.

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Texted my buddy a question about my new iPhone. (NSFW)

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This was how I felt when a buddy of mine was going about his new couch... [NSFW - Language]

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Hollywood observatory has a new rule.

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Came home from work to find my roommate put up a new poster. No words

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So old it might be new... Finger Adventure!

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It's my boyfriend's 21st today, and I think he's enjoying his new bath towel present NSFW

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Ray J uses Kim Kardashian's bikini pic for the cover of his new single.

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Backroom Casting Couch is something new

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(NSFW) Guys out in the shop decided to give me a new "screen saver".

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"Happy new year"

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The new woman-in-winter looking mannequins

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Bought new phone from someone on Kijiji- NSFW

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Got some new art supplies.

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What the new vote counter looks like.

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What the City of Tucson decided to name the new street car.

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Was looking for a new mouse pad & found this gem! Too bad the wife didn't let me keep it (NSFW) [OC]

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This was left in my friends new apartment. Worst he wouldn't sell it to me.

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My friend sent me this pic of her brothers new scar. I haven't cried from laughter in a while. Nsfw

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She wanted to show me a new game. Was told to be open minded.

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My wife just sent me this. I think after a month apart due to me taking a new job, she's gone off the deep end. [NSFW]

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So the girl I had a crush on in 7th grade got a new tattoo...

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[NSFW] This friend of a friend of mine got an new interesting and unexpected apron.

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Dad asked me to Photoshop a "chick" into his new camper van so he can send it to his mates.

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#feetnutsbutt - new Gold Bond add campaign inspired by the NSFW Life Hacks thread

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This image is in Skrillex & Diplo's new music video "where are U now? featuring Justin Bieber, for a split second.

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Every time I watch Coming to America I see something new [NSFW]ish

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I also got a new tattoo recently

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[NSFW] Grandpa ain't having your new-gen bullshit

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I was looking at super foods for my new diet...I guess it would be self sustaining...

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(NSFW) A friend of mine is new to the whole babysitting thing...

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Taylor Swift's new album cover (nsfw)

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There was a full-page ad for this site in today's New York Metro newspaper. They win at Poe's Law

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I wanted an action pic of me at my new job. My coworker was super helpful. (NSFW)

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[GOT S6E9 Spoilers] New Game of Thrones merchandise announced

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Lucy loves her new toy!!

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My friend recently got a job at a porn distributer, he sends this pic to stating part of his new job is sorting through things like this and determining which ones to send to customers

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Spotify suggested a new “Feeling Accomplished” playlist for me, this morning.

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What Keanu's new shirt really said? :O

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A very subtle way to try something new.

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The tread on my new pair of shoes. I wonder what my prints will look like?

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This new-age esoteric stuff is becoming ever more ridiculous (NSFW)

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Hurry up and get your phone! The dog is doing a new trick!

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NSFW My new thermometer came with weird sex instructions.

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