Jizz

A couple people on gonewild said it's unattractive when a girl is a stoner. [F]UCK them.

treesgonewild

Fuck chocolate milk. Yeah, that's right, I said it. Quit getting me to watch it for ya!!

4chan

The blacksmith said it was the most protective armor in the realm! (NSFW)?

gaming

I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose then showed me why.... I think that's good reason to have a dick on a window...

funny, Jeep

So I chatted to my server the other night, it said it was a model, I looked her up on google NSFW

funny

This woman was in Wawa last night. Said it took four hours.

pics

This was on WTF. It said it's Noma, a flesh eating disease., but i think Convergence is nearer.

DeadSpace

[M] First post, girl I got with at school said it was nice, told me to post it here. Thoughts ladies?

gonewild

They said it was distasteful, I think it's romantic [Fixed] NSFW

Pumpkins

I know you don't want to see more of me, But like I said it's not for you, It's for me.

ladybonersgw

[f] My roommate says this is GoneWild. I said it was way too mild. Help us settle this debate.

gonewild

I was stroking it when I said it.

AdviceAnimals

Passed out by the pool on Sunday. Friend said it reminded her of something. Nailed it.

funny

Do you like it a bit curved? (M)y GFs said it feels good

gonewild

I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his "bosses computer". (NSFW)

funny, fresh_funny, KarmaConspiracy, techsupportgore

Couldn't have said it better

GirlswithGlasses

My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this on my towel rack

pics, topofreddit, OrigamiGoneWild

they said it once

ImGoingToHellForThis

She said it AGAIN, the absolute madwoman

BlackPeopleTwitter

My mom said it's for safety.

THE_PACK

(M)yayyyyyyy I feel better now always said it's not the biggest #or the smallest but it's ok. And I also know how to fuck real good and do other nasty things also . I'm really good at licking pussy and ass if yo'ur into that I am. And I can make you cuz o

gonewild

Couldn't have said it better myself

ImGoingToHellForThis

I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROOOOOOOOO

THE_PACK

(M) I believe I snook off yesterday to take that top softy and I don't give a fuck I you don't believe it's me shit even my girl said it??????frfr 100%fact

gonewild

(M) like I said it's about playing fair not dirty but when you fuck with home you'll know. YOU'LL PAY 1 WAY OR THE OTHER. NOW PLAY FAIR OR PAY BAIL IT DON'T MATTER TO ME @ ALL I THINK.ITS GOING TO BE PRETTY KOOL TO CATCH MY STALKER?????????????????????I'M

gonewild

my [f]riend said it was impossible to take a good pic of my own butt, how did I do?

gonewild

[F20] My Fiance sends me nudes sometimes and she said it was ok to post one.

wifesharing, bestofwives

Someone finally said it

handholding

my mom always said, it isn't a present if it doesn't have a bow ;)

gonewild

[M]easuring my cock. When I said it was just under 11" I absolutely meant it!!!

gonewild

Jenna Gargles invited you to her pool, she said it would be fun

ShemalesParadise, u_sawedoffshotgun, u_taresex

She said it hurts but she loves it

AnalFaces, anal

Someone said it can be here ;) [oc]

fortyfivefiftyfive, u_jjake234

New toy said it was waterproof.. obviously had to try it out hehe! Wish I had a sexy lady to share with! [35F]

dykesgonewild

I sold a vise on Ebay for $1000 so I could buy my dad a birthday present. Paypal let the guy return it because he said it was the wrong item. The guy got a refund from paypal, kept my vise and sent me a box of junk.. whats a vise?

TTAMF

The moment Zagreus said it, I knew what I had to do...

HadesTheGame

My luck with women was awful, I was willing to try anything to get a date even the newest dating app on the market "Changr" which said it could get anyone the perfect match. Which it did... for my partner as I became his perfect woman for the night, but h

bodyswap

"Wait, you never said it was THIS big!"

futanari, u_darlarosycheeks

Best pic I could get of the trichomes on the Italian ice. Some said it was ready, but it still has 20 more days of flower left. Opinions?

GrowingMarijuana

I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment. I did HARD time. It was LONG sentence.

AdultConnect_uk

Who said it's too late to meet your new vestie in mid 30s? It's never too late for anything ?

AngelSmalls

She said it was a Uiggest lunch she’s ever had and she can’t wait to try it again

cuckoldcaptions

I'm glad Dr. Meadows gave me this note book. He said it's very therapeutic to write my thoughts down.

he_comes

This mornings memo said it’s “Stuff we’ve pulled out of our nose day”.

MakeMeSuffer