Jizz

{m}an ass....i snickered cause i said it out loud when i typed it and it sounded like mayonaise:O

asstastic

I've said it before but this time I mean it: Perfection.

RealGirls, Boobies

So hubby convinced me to post a (f)ull topless - but I said it had to be one of hi(m) in it too!

gonewild

The person who sold it to me said it was rare. Paid $50 for it. Worth it?

nazis

Someone said it didn't look like I could [F]it a cock in my ass...this is what it looks like after a round of anal.

gonewild

My dealer called it Jack herer or whatever and he said it won cannibus cup 3 times. (i didnt even know that was a thing) it taste like fine wine going down and its amazing and wanted to share [7]

trees

I've said it before but I'll say it again, doggy style is my [f]avourite position.

gonewild

Girl[F]riend sent me a picture of her pleasuring herself. Said it would be a shame if reddit didnt see it too

gonewild

I cant believe we didn't see it coming... it said it right here! [Bleach 540 spoilers]

bleach

I think [F]ord said it best.. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

gonewild

My dealer gave this to me. What is it and how the hell do I use it? He said it was a kind of opiate.

opiates

she likes it but said it's not tight enough

ChangingRooms

They said it would (F)it my boobs, they were wrong :(

gonewildcurvy

"Hey, it worked! Just like you said it would!"

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u/throwawaymcporn said it! I made it into a sign for us to hang over our bed!

Pegging

My mom just died of cervical cancer. She left something deeply touching to remember her by. She said it would mean a lot to keep it in the family. Amazing what secrets a loved one can hold inside until the end. It brought so much relief. I don't plan on k

pics

Was quoted at up to $400 for the modeling/printing/shipment of a custom Jewelry piece. Thanks to /u/Encli and Sculpteo.com I was able to get this to it's recipient for like $10. She said it was okay to share this photo of it. [Potentially [NSFW], but if s

3Dmodeling

My hubby said it was okay i[f]i posted this here too ? is it worthy?

asstastic

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average spleen, they said it was a miracle it hadn't burst.

pics

I've said it once and I'll say it again: my bathtub is my happy place

gonewildcurvy

You said it won't [f]it, but half of it is buried already. I challenge your cocks to bury it deeper. ;)

gonewild

Wi(f)e didn't like this picture, she said it made her look fat. I told her a it's sexy as fuck! What do you all think?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, what an awful chair..

MassiveCock

I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked on this CL add because it said it had a picture. He loaded a plain white jpg... In any case he is pretty evasive and if he had money to buy in a pretty little girlfriend he w

ChoosingBeggars

Teasing a video I made for my husband's birthday. He's enjoyed it multiple times and said it time to share. Wanna see it? Tell me and show me how much you want it

NeighborhoodNympho

This is an animated gif of Putin grabbing Trump by the pussy. It is NSFW because it is what I just said it is.

DonaldTrumpSucks

Let's visit a museum they said. It will be fun they said

WTF

Posted on my FB timeline. Mysterious animal hit on a road in Alabama. The person who hit it said it was larger than a coyote. Can anyone tell what it is? WARNING!! GRAPHIC IMAGES!! NSFW

whatisthisthing

My wife took this picture and claimed that it was a POV picture. She said "It's so that the guys on Reddit can see what it would look to have their cock on my titties!"

WouldYouFuckMyWife, DillonRose

"Go to the spawn island" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing" they said.

childfree

[M/s] my mother said it's okay as long​ as i pulled it out in time. i think we both knew i wouldn't be able to.

wincest

6’4 - hate my body shape, don’t like my penis, especially when soft ppl said it’s not small, but it’s what you think rather what everyone else think isn’t it :(

normalnudes

(M) like I said it's never no hard feelings I thought it was spam @ 1rst until you guys start getting weird shit then I start getting weird shit. But it's kool everything plays out for a reason I guess. But I'll be chiming in saying hi here and there. Lik

gonewild

If you want it, take it I should have said it before

foreskin, penis

Someone said it's 'M' pose, but I hope you like it ;) [oc]

xsmallgirls

Feelin it’s cute when it remains soft folded by foreskin but someone message me said it looks like worm and turn off ??

Satsuki_trap

Posted this on r/ braless but thought it fit here too. The wife said it was too cold upstairs, I think it's perfect...

pokies

This comic said it was "NSFW", but it wasn't NSFW enough, so I corrupted it

Rule34FanArt

The way she said it, it was a challenge. [attitude] [implied] [bratty]

xxxcaptions, VanillaCaptions

What do you think of girls playing with themselves? I got caught doing it and he gave me a small punishment for it. He said it would be much worse if he catches me with my hand between my legs again.

Misogynyfetish

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit my prostate more. I just got the Jeff Stryker dildo. Yes, the site said it was 10”, but I didn’t think it would be this big or thick. I don’t know if I can take it?Who els

GayToys

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit my prostate more. I just got the Jeff Stryker dildo. Yes, the site said it was 10”, but I didn’t think it would be this big or thick. I don’t know if I can take it?Who els

AnalToying

Anyone know her name? I have a video of her that I got from wallpaper engine on steam, but the name it gives is wrong. It said it's "Olivia Preston in Shoreline Strip" but I looked that up on PH and it's a different person in a different video.

whosthatpornstar

I thought it was ugly until I showed it to some friends recently & they said it was cute, so here you go :D

pussy, pussyrating

Daddy (F)inally collard me ? He said it was okay to share it ?

bdsm, AbsoluteObedience

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit in with the girls, and then I found a spell online that said it could change my gender. I decided to try it, but it didn't work out like I expected. I'm one of the girls now,

bodyswap

The ‘straight’ boy said it hurt too much, so I pulled out and told him he had a minute to lube it back up before I rammed it back in.

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What a day. If I said it was a hard one, would you hold it against me? (f) 39

milf, PetiteGoneWild, NSFW_Gifs_and_photos

I bought this weird sword from an antique store, the owner said it could "Solve any problems I had with other people", I was desperate to get rid of my bitchy room mate, so I used it on her... but all it did was make her into a skinsuit!

bodyswap