Jizz

Draw Something they said, it's clean wholesome fun they said...

funny

Get a tan they said; it'll look good they said

ladybonersgw

Smoke weed they said, it'll be fun they said!

funny

let's get shit faced, they said, it'll be fun they said

nsfw, FiveYearsAgoNSFW

War against Islam they said. It needs to be done they said. [NSFL]

atheism

Bottoms up they said... it'll be fun they said...

gonewild

One girl saw a pic and said it was s[m]all... On the other hand my ex said I was the best sex she ever had. Opinion?

gomewild

Get a dog they said. It'll be cute they said. (NSFW)

aww, funny

Come to our party, they said. It won't be a sausage fest, they said. [NSFW]

pics

Be a bird they said, it'll be fun they said.

cringepics

Get in the hole, they said. It will be funny, they said.

funny

Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....

funny

Have a kid they said, it'll be such a blessing they said. (Nsfw poop)

pics

Wear a tank top they said, it'll be fun they said

GaybrosGoneWild

"Rollerblade high," my cousin said, "It's the best," he said. [7] [NSFW]

trees

Go wakeboard, they said ! It will be fun, they said !

watersports

Give Facebook another chance, they said. It's not that bad, they said...

facepalm

Use the ZombieBooth app they said. It'll be fun they said...

funny

Get a Jessie J calendar they said. It'll be sexy they said...

pics

"Have a baby," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "No, thanks," I say. (x-post from r/WTF)

childfree

Go diving for lobster they said, it'll be fun they said, fuck you moray.

pics

Come to Bridgeport they said. It will be fun they said.

playrust

Go on okCupid they said, it's nothing like Grindr they said.

lolgrindr

Get a cat they said....it'll be fun they said.

funny

Go fishing they said... it'll be fun they said. (mild gore)

funny

[NSFW] Go to chatroulette they said, it will be fun they said

funny

[Spoiler] Let's build a settlement at the Boston Airport I said, it will be a great idea I said...

fo4

"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

funny

Lets try a threesome, they said It would be fun, they said

VAPIDVICE, bestof_gangbangs

Let jesus take the wheel, they said. It'll be fun, they said...

ImGoingToHellForThis

Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing this right?! ?

gonewild

Go golf they said...it would be fun they said...well thanks for the soon to be burn lol

ladybonersgw

I'd be lying if I said it wasn't part of why I said yes...

StagVixenLife

Go fish they said. It'll be fun, they said.

HadToHurt

skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said

Sissies

Get a kitten, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

u_rabrugu, u_aprilbitch22

"Harder, Daddy!" She Said, It Was Fun She Said

NSFWLW

I stood there naked jerking my erection to my wife's big ass in jeans. She said it was fine for me to put my face in her butt and inhale her butt & pussy through her jeans. She said I could also smell her feet too while pulling my dick. She told me no

NaughtyWives, SexyGirlsToFap

Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs lotk sexy, they said. [oc]

NSFWFunny, CumFromAnal, suckingmytits, onlyonenaked, bigtittygothegg, ifeelmyself, CartoonPorn

Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs look sexyW they said. [oc]

NSFWFunny, boobs, bigtiddygothgf, cumcoveredfucking, Slut, seethru, ThickThighs, petite, ahegao, nextdoorasians, omgbeckylookathiscock, AgedBeauty, BlowJob, MoundofVenus, nsfw_videos

Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?

WomenBendingOver

They Said They Were Too Different. They Said It Wouldn't Last

u_hibrosh

After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never satisfy her. She said it wasn't a divorce, I could still live there, but I had to work for her as a crossdressed maid. She would bring in many large cocked lovers to please

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

My college male English professor said it would look good on my resume if I tutored the school's struggling football players. I said I would. Not long into the tutoring, I noticed they only paid attention if I was dressed in women's clothes. Luckily for t

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all curvy you said!"

bondagehumor

Come on you said you said it again s.nap<racescale?

LesbianDrip

I never said I never said it s?nap=lortsroot!

CrochetBikinis