Jizz

[NSFW] Sort of. Found this while looking for inspirational quotes...this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Yeah, that's right, portray this as a good reason to have a kid. -.-

childfree

My couch after I put it out for trash pick up. Was offended but then realized the reference. Those wacky kids! (NSFW)

funny

Let me be straight up with you guys. (F)or PM sake. I am 36. Married w/ kids. But, I need someone to fulfill my sexual preference, fantasy. I want to be a sub. I do not prefer to "get off" with you over the internet, i.e. skype, kik. I am looking for one

gonewild

[50/50] kid in court for throwing a pinecone (nsfw) / 2 girls 1 cup with the video flipped upside-down (nsfl)

FiftyFifty

Took My Kids To A Candy Store In The Mall, Something For Everyone..

funny

I saw this photo of Tom Cruise when I was a kid and I think it was one of the very first moments that it clicked for me how sexy a man's armpits are.

MaleArmpits

Showing some respect would be not using the poor child for fucking CLICKBAIT. This random kid on my Facebook who can't stop posting shirtless pictures of himself.

rage

My kid got a new drawing toy for her birthday and this was the first thing my husband did with it...

funny

Props to this kid who did not want to spoil the movie for anyone.

StarWars

(f)antasy idea. I had a deal with my father for free college if i kept a 4.0 gpa or he would fuck me up the ass until my grades improved. I just got my 3.97 gpa, but you were just kidding right daddy?

gonewild

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TheChatotGames

I need a $100 gift card to get the rest of my kids school supplies. Whatever you want for it, let me know. Send me a message!??

TattoedMilf

So Much For Being the Safe Kid (Bludwing)

StarVsTheForcesOfPorn

Being a busy mom means we settle for quickies and being bent over the kitchen counter while kids are napping or outside playing.

realmoms, milf, cumsluts, popass

Got rejected on r/blackpeopletwitter for posting this, so thought I'd bring it here. "When your homies all at the club, but you at your kids Birthday party"

ImGoingToHellForThis

A kid waiting to be seated handed this to me in the middle of our dinner rush. I feel honored to cook for him

ChrisChanSonichu, ChrisChanSonichu_Art

32 year old mother of two kids. Any takers? Currently looking for another women to share the bed with;)

wifesharing

Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about the tan lines. ;)

turkishmidgetgayporn

Had a thing for Mai Lin since I found my first crumpled and weathered porno mag in the woods as a kid.

jobuds

This is what my brother's hands look like for two weeks, twice a year. He's had it since he's a kid, none of the 5 doctors have a clue.

pics

Wife sent me this pic of the neighbor kid’s balls right before she sucks them. Think he’s in for a treat tonight.

jobuds, Balls

She's getting the bath ready for you to lick out her ass. Just kidding, she'd never let you near her.

betaporn, censorbox

(M) yeah im the reason her phone still on..Im pretty sure my dogs need food..My kids need pampers..wipes...tissue.soup.washer machine. Laundry soup But nahh fuck it lets waste more MONEY on a hotel. while. IJust keep putting money in my savings for me I d

gonewild

[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] ^^ Any love for a girl who goes to the gym?

girlsinyogapants

[mf4m][40/40] Staying at the hyatt near Disney and looking for a friend to help us enjoy our nights away from kids :)

socalgonewild

Hey dude, remember your thick neighbor we were checking out the other day? Check it out, I swapped into her body. ... Yeah man, that's me! I got her all ready for you, want to take advantage? ... Do I look like I'm kidding? Get your ass over here and fuck

bodyswap

My buddy has a terminal disease and he doesn’t have much longer to live. When he told me banging my mom was on his bucket list, I thought he was kidding. I had no choice but to give him the chance. I swapped into her body, went shopping for sexy clothes,

bodyswap

So[m]e sexy mod took this down yesterday because it was "too hot for tv!". Just kidding, i broke the rules ?

strikeaposegw

Two of my favorite things in one picture. If you zoom in on the patch it has some language that isn’t appropriate for kids. Just a heads up since I can’t mark NSFW in this sub.

Goruck

Just because I teach kids ,doesn't mean the adults can't enjoy ..... First Attempt at something classy for a change.. though Naughty comments are always welcome

amateur_shemales

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on datingfindlove.com to contact me!

amateur_milfs

Shes not just a mom to this pup but also 4 other kids . I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me!

LDSNSFW_Milfs

4 kids later. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me!

braandpanties

Three kids later. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Twitter @mandi_calhoon

milftastic

NSFW well those poor kids. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok eliselouvat

SuddenlyIncest

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

Place ya kids here . I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

DSLs

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

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AdorableOnlyfans, OnlyfansX, OnlyFans101, BabesOnBeds, Busty_Girls

Redhead, big tits, lots of fan interaction! Come hang out with the cool kids (that's me) on my VIP page with over 400+ pics and vids! On sale for $9.99 this month ?

OnlyFans_NonNude, CheekyBottoms, GirlsInPlaid, GirlsinLaceFishnets, HungryButts, GirlswithNeonHair, AdorableNeonGirls

"GODZILLA CAKE" If you a 10 a g type of nigga then this weed aint for you lil bro...This that shit you hit two or three times and you already high type of shit! Smoke the whole blunt if you want to feel like you did when you was a kid again! Hit me up and

DogHoes, StonerProTips, GrowingMarijuana

Don’t mind me yelling at the neighborhood kids from my porch to watch for cars. Safety 1st.

BiGoneMild