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The U.S. Open is not for kids

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The secret to curves/ What kids are for NSFW

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I'm a disabled, stay-at-home dad for our 2 kids. My wife works as a stripper, makes good money, puts bread on the table and a roof over all our heads. We are both comfortable with her career & I am hugely proud of her for working so hard. AMA. Here sh

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The Male Anatomy- For Kids! (NSFW)

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i dunno. i'm mixed about this kid. i wanna bitch-slap the little chucklefuck, but i think i'd also keep him around for lulz. i'm sure his parents would trade him for applebee's gift cards. maybe we should just punch the parents for letting him on the net

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Buddies kids were too young for Elf on the Shelf, the Elf decided to let her rip

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The only girl I ever loved found out she may not be able to have kids. I drew this for her today.

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You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.

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Client can't pay your invoice because their wife's sister's cat had to go to the vet or they haven't started making money from their product yet or they thought you were kidding about actually being paid for your work? I made this GIF for you to share wit

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I know it's not the most interesting pic in the world, but here's the inside of your mom's pagina, for all your inner kids who wanted to see it again

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Kid at the bottom end of a deal for $0.06 smh

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Appreciation Thread For This Guy For Hooking Up All The Underage Kids With Softcore Porn, I Wish I Had Someone Like Him When I Was 13

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"... and try to get along with the other kids. Mommy will come back until tomorrow, so I arranged for you to stay over the night. Be a good boy. Love you <3!"

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(M) Man IDC if y'all expose us that just mean y'all was watching me.whole time I've been on this site for years.But if y'all trying kill me or run in my crib while my kids here I'm shooting bra frfr. I wanna take all the shit I got on the sibmianal to the

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(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC and it off I'm not gone fuck your marriage up on my kids she trying to cum.up.with clever titles for y'all but bit y'all not getting it and I found the bike in the bush

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Perhaps you were the one who just saw me at the store with my kid and I smiled shyly and turned away. Well FYI, now I’m sitting here on my knees waiting for you to tell me what to do ? [32F]

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(M) For everyone out there. Im in a 10yr relationship thats on the rocks right now not by fault. But my family come 1rst my pants is up and im here for you ok. I'll never turn my back on y'all last of my 4 kids. And if cant nobody respect our wishes fuck

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(M) tell her she can have the truck too its at the beach. All I ask is let me see my kids. They need me more then anything. Need more then anything. I hope you find the peace you are looking for. Be free ok. No love lost no love gain waiting on some good

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The original Suck It prototype was definitely not for kids...NSFW

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I'm in the front and behind me is my daughter. I was a 40 year old father, happily married, two kids. Then my daughter's lesbian girlfriend who had this attraction for her girlfriend's mom stole my body and assumed my life. I haven't had the heart to tell

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Someone mentioned I should post here. I can attest to the hips being childbearing.... This is 37F me post 2 kids... They're also pretty perfect for holding onto from behind... Just don't forget to leave me your load... I'm always liked the feeling of cum

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You have got to be kidding me. This weird fat girl has been stalking me and my girlfriend for months. She's been completely obsessed with my girlfriend especially. One day she was waiting for me outside of the lecture hall. Before I knew it, I was a foot

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The Impeachment: For Kids!

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The Mueller Report, For Kids!

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OP discovers that the woman he's been dating hid the fact that she has a kid. People defend the woman for lying by omission.

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I have space for a few new kids on my premium Qustodio app to monitor and block your sites, apps and decide how long you can use the internet .I also have new tasks and #blackmail plans for you Teamviewer forcedbi

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At the age of 30, she's looking for her Betabux to raise her three kids and nothing says looking for something serious than a Bikini shot with booze.

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"Wow kid, you really are smitten for this girl, huh? You bought her the good stuff!," my date suddenly started to talk with the unmistakable accent of my grandpa. "Sorry for buggin' you! I'll be on my way..," she suddenly started to frown. "Oh goodness, k

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Jeesh lady, put the damn phone down and raise your kids already. Men don't find your blown out baby body attractive and nobody wants to raise your kids for you.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

When you gave the all clear for some midnight delight but didn't notice the sleeping kid in the corner. Don't worry she didn't wake up.

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For those of you sorting by... oh, who am I kidding, that’s the only way guys get seen here. 49[M]

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W Was Taking the Pic...Going For Sunlight Effect...B4 It Was "All There" Kids Were Banging on the Door as Son Fell Off His Skateboard...W Said We Should Redo & Not Post...So Goes In Here

MooreIsLaw

Free to subscribe! Watch me fuck a Random Pizza guy! Watch me get anal trained by my married neighbor!! He had to gag me so I wouldn’t wake his wife and kids! How humiliated I was! What’s next for me? See comments for link!! Who would like to suck on thes

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When he discovered The App on his phone, this kid came to me to turn me into his college crush. I'm grateful to him for getting me off the street and making me younger and more beautiful than I ever was... but that kid is such a loser!

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How do I get to be like the cool kids with the 1000 plus upvotes I think my dragon is deserving mode. I'm looking for someone meet me on datekisslover.com Tiktok julypussy

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Yvie is annoyed with the parents who are letting their kids watch Drag Race and subsuquently sending her angry messages for being "a poor role model for their children".

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Obituary photo for Georgia Brown, the social worker that saved all the children in The Ant Hill Kids cult from extreme physical and sexual abuse at the hands of Roch Theriault. She later took her own life largely due to the horrors of the case.

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As thanks for helping her with "your" baby while you're at work, your wife Becky Lynch offered the 18 year old kid from next door anything he wanted... when you got home they were still going at it, with your wife taking it roughly up the ass on the couch

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Cute girl from Flint, Michigan at walmart with her 2 kids charging guys $50 to take a picture of her and $100 for her phone number! These hoes are the definition of hustlers down here! The niggas lazy as hell but the bitches here get that money! She fine

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After being detained for hitting a 5 year old kid ,Einar el vikingo, was released on Sunday afternoon. The Secretariat of Citizen Security released the 21-year-old man without specifying the degree of bail he had to pay, images of the gladiator under the

SquaredCircle

The best pickup lines are reserved for women who haven’t had kids! Sorry! And if I’m going to deal with shitty attitude, might as well be with someone childless!!

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

"Hey dude, bullying those kids and find that weird gun were the best thing ever, now they pay for our games, this fancy hotel and suck our dicks. i was thinking, what if we made up an excuse for these bitches to abandon their lives and stay with us.

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My f3iend asked me to take care of her wife and kids while he's on the business trip for few days, so I've helped her with kids, she washed all three kids and send them to sleep, than it was our turn to clean up.

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