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Trolling level: Dolan. Some "kid" sent a picture of "Donald Duck" (Kalle Anka in Swedish) to 3-month old princess Estelle of Sweden for her christening. The newspaper didn't get it, apparently.

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NSFW for kids of the 80's.

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I made adventure time style pictures for a friend's kids, I hope they live up to the name of adventurous!

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[f]eeling good about myself a kid just asked me for my autograph in Vegas thinking I was Kim Kardashian at the pool lol I wish I had her body!

gonewild

Rocking a two piece this year [f]or the first time since I was a kid. I think I look pretty good. :) (Sorry for poor quality phone pic.)

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Chuck Spears says: Saw this on the sidewalk yesterday. Now I'm on the lookout for an army of downs kids...

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

Just wanted to throw this out there - Today I realized that my appreciation for big women is completely owed to seeing this specific scene in the movie Road Trip as a young kid. Anyone else?

BBW

I've never been the 'hot' girl; when I was a kid I was made fun of for collecting dead worms and giving them proper funerals; I bite my nails and it's a disgusting habit...but damn it, my ass will NEVER [f]ucking fail you.

gonewild

Making dinner for my 3 kids while I give my wife the night off

ladybonersgw

Master closet the only place for privacy with kids.

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Master closet the only place for privacy with kids (Samantha Saint)

UnrealGirls

My slut wife fulfilling the MILF fantasy for a lucky college kid.

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this dirty little hottie just got arrested in my town for buying heroin with her kids in the car

trailerparkgirls

"All of our kids do bad, but at least they try to hide it from people. Your daughter has shamed the entire family by openly showing her body for everyone to see." - Aunt to Mother of Afghani model.

pics, picsonly

Almost brought me to tears. The idea that people make this so real for kids in real life makes me very happy. (Batman/Superman #16 SPOILERS)

DCcomics

These kids were killed by the Kurdish PKK during a raid to a Turkish village. Whilst not so barbaric and medieval as ISIS, the PKK is a terrorist group responsible for many deaths.

pics

If made mod, I pledge to replace Jake with something better. Who the fuck am I kidding, I'd be the shitpostiesthitlermod ever. EVERY DAY IS MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS. Don't make me mod. It would be a bad idea. But seriously, make me mod. Do it for boobs.

weekendgunnit

So, if we seriously ponder it, the sole fact that feminism currently claims women's ability to consent isn't enough, as if women were retarded people or unexperienced kids, and considering the history of feminism, should be taken for a serious and suffici

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This bird was killed for a Wiccan ceremony, then left in the middle of the place kids in my town go to swim

rage

Thought only kid's shows had furries? (still from the music video for 2 Live Crew's "Welcome to the F--- Shop)

furry

I have been to nudist camps with my [f]amily since I was a kid. Showing the goods is natural for me.

gonewild

Collapsable concealed IPhone case gun; For when the white kids had have enough

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hey Kids, The Easter Bunny is Prepared for Next Weekend!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Snapped a quick pic for you while my SIL was putting her kids to bed in the next room ;)

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A bunch of kids just died. You sure right now is the best time for this? "Yeah bud just the tip."

ImGoingToHellForThis

What did the black paraplegic autistic kid get for his birthday?

ImGoingToHellForThis

A friend got me this 1979 Orioles program for Christmas. The first ad i turned to was this. I'm sure it wouldn't fly today. This kid looks like he's running with fear!

ImGoingToHellForThis

White kids getting ready for school in the US

ImGoingToHellForThis

When the white kid asks for a good shooting range

ImGoingToHellForThis

[M22] Anyone in the mood for a skinny college kid? ;)

ladybonersgw

Smoke has cleared, fires contained, kids outdoors and back to school, smell of the first rain, and plan for a healthier dad bod...to this I celebrate.

ondww

[NSFW] When I was a kid, watching my mom make my PB & J for my lunch the next day and she's laying the peanut butter on thick...

funny

Due to the rise of anti-vaxx parents, this child (who's too young for vaccines) got infected with measles from unvaccinated older kids of anti-vaxx parents. Fucking pieces of shit.

iamatotalpieceofshit

Incredibly beautiful multi-talented singer Régine Chassagne is the only woman for me. Having been deeply in love with her, since the first time I saw her perform live. Wishing that we were married & had many kids. Foolishly thinking that’s something s

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(M)ale 30yrs of age...Single...Healthy..work...support his kids. Love hard will walk to the end of the earth for those worth it.....Active...fit...in love with working out....Dont mind helping paying bills and big dick...SINGLE?????????????????KNOW YOUR W

gonewild

Got home from dropping off kids for school. Sucked him dry before going back inside the house.

Swingersgw, Alabamaswingers

Am I a "pump and dump" or should I be kept knocked up for a long time? Need the truth! Self-conscious of my body after three kids. Hubby says I'm hot. (38F still *VERY* fertile). Thank you either way! ; )

impregnation, u_flirtyhotwife2020

Waiting for kids in the car so.....peek!

u_feverishh

German Sissy, obsessed to nylon and high heels loves to get messages in kik. Msg. me for account information. preferably germans with the same nylon and high heel passion. please send pics in the first place, after you got my kid info!

sissykik

I thought fantasy dildos were weird and too kinky for me, but I just had the best orgasm of my life, not even kidding. I'm glad I found you guys!

BadDragon

33F, 5'9'', 160 lbs - Ever since having kids I've struggled with body confidence and I feel like I'm all out of proportion. I've always had long legs and a short torso. I'm muscular but also flabby. I miss the body that I used to have and worked hard for.

normalnudes

I guess you could say Im what the cool kids call slim thicc. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on datingfindlove.com to contact me!

coloredhairnsfw

F in the comments for those parents whose kids gained awareness.

CleverParents

This kid baiting the broadcast into flashing a "Fight for freedom stand with Hong Kong" sign on TV and then the cameraman pans away.

u_unicornblood-xxx, u_Nayruanime

Black bitch chained up to the kitchen where she belongs! This is what brothers need to do to their black women right here! This is it! Yall let these black bitches walk around here with no respect for you (their man) or their kids! Black bitches need to b

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There is this one kid at the ministry i work at always sexually assaults' me. i very much dislike him but i cannot do much because his father is the biggest donor. this time was too far. he mind controls to never disobey. now im doing sexual favors for hi

animehypnosis

I was the eldest child of a big family. When Mom told me she was tired of having kids but could never resist my dad I came up with the perfect gift for them and had myself TFed into an endless supply of condoms! That way I'd always be in her purse, ready

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