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Croque Monsieur. A ham sandwich on steroids.

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My version of drunken "cookery"

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Fuckin Grilled Cheese

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Day off... Made steak for lunch

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Mac & Cheese with beer mustard sauce.

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This is pretty much my best effort.

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Low-cal, vegetarian homemade McGangbang. My life is that sad.

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Whiskey, chili, and a cat. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

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Atomic Buffalo Turds and Onion Bombs. DC-inspired!

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I Made Onion and Jalapeño Meatloaf

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Boneless NY steak with just a few mushrooms

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Motherfuckin' delicious fish and chips. We're talkin' British pub grub, fuckers. Also, I deep-fried a pickle and some cheese cubes.

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I burned my arm making dinner tonight because Satan made me drink too much.

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Rib and oxtail chilli.

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BROFESSION'S ATERY-FUCKING CHICKEN™ (FEAT. FIREBALL)

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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

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Recovery breakfast so I can continue this bender.

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Cook chili, you drunk moron.

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A perfectly caramelized Hawaiian pizza

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Salmon's Revenge

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Bacon wrapped banana

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Hoth and I set up a taco table at our favorite bar last night.

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wine and chicken legs!

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Regret, thy name is couscous

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Saw the sub on r/subredditoftheday. Decided to make fried tortellini.

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Found a Band-Aid in my food.........Unfortunately I cooked it

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Steak dinner with all the seasonings

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Artichoke and Pasta, with an unsafe amount of vodka.

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so I tried to make bourbon apple pie turnovers

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BROFESSION'S POST-COLD STIR FRY

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Fresh Alaskan Seafood for a special occaision. LONG ALBUM

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Ghetto Gourmet! Stuffed bell peppers, chipotle sweet potatoes, cilantro lime rice. (Vote for me in the stickied post!)

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Ham an chees toast

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Its not a queston of how god it is. Bt how drunck you'd hae to be tu weat it

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Drunken cookery in Honduras

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Shared some beer with the batter.

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Steak and ale slow cooked stew as made by a beef virgin

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Hungover me loves noodles...

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Bacon-wrapped buffalo chicken tenders

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Spamburger, can o peas and carrots and salt & vinegar chips

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Spaghetti alla shit that was in the fridge

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beef soup

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At its finest ;) cheers ya bastard !!!

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Breakfast... tostadas?

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Made some gringo tacos

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